Why Selena Gomez Left Rehab Early

It’s harder being Selena Gomez then  you think.  For one thing there;’s the whole Justin Bieber issue. Her erstwhile boyfriend has gone rogue or something. He could be on an international crime spree – I’m not sure. Selena begged him to let her go Bonny and Clyde with him. The whole thing could be valuable life experience that she could use in a new album. You know, the way Taylor Swift uses relationships. However it just wasn’t on.

Selena ain’t the only young woman with problems though. Take Miley Cyrus for instance. She’s had an interesting and eventful year that didn’t leave much room for an encore. However she found it, sort of. A Brit mag called starting floating quote from Cyrus dissing Beyonce. Basically she said allegedly that Beyonce is all washed up so it’s Miley’s turn now. In fact the mag had Miley saying – “As Beyoncé grows in motherhood and all the crap it does to your body, it will create a vacuum for fresh young faces to rise up and no one else can properly fill that void right now,” she’s quoted as saying. “I got the total package, you know, the curves, the rhythm, and the voice. I’m just the best.”

Now if she had said that it would be sheer madness. For one thing Beyonce’s husband is 32 degree freemason and music impresario Jay Z. He’s a kind of important man in the entertainment world. So if you have an aspiring music career then you don’t go around talking shit like that, unless you want you next gig to be on Dancing With the Stars.

So not surprisingly Miss Miley says she never said it. She took to Twitter too, to make that known. However she does more or less repeat the quote in her denial. At least the whole “hotter than Beyonce”, “Got the curves”, and “total package” stuff. She just bracketed it with “I never said that” and “So some liar made it up”. Or as she said – “That quote people MADE UP about Beyonce just made me lol! Imagine if I said I got ‘the looks and the curves I’m just better!’ Hahahahhaha,” she tweeted. And later, “making the liar retract the statement. U can cause ALOT of drama but NOT between me & B!”

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Rimes goes cuckoo – Kanyne goes porno?

Certain kinds of women can be trouble.Take that low down no good LeAnn Rimes. LeAnn got a psycho home wrecker label slapped on. That’s cause she married another woman’s man when she took Eddie Cibrian away from Real Housewife Bradi Glanville. Bradi is the one who started having flash backs on Twitter after Kristen Stewart cheated on vampire boyfriend Rob Pattinson. Glanville drew some comparisons between her situation and that of Rupert Saunders’ wife. So that was basically a sort of inferred comparison between Kristen and LeAnn.

Now Rich Hollywood White Chicks have stolen men before. Hollywood isn’t run under Sharia law, so usually no one gets stoned over it. LeAnn’s case was different because she and Glanville had been friends or something. So rumors started that Rimes had basically made nice to Glanville to get close tot he hubby. So basically she was accused of stalking. That kind of turned the general public against her (Country fans were ten years ahead of the curve on that). It also got her tagged with a crazy label.

With the crazy talk about her circulating certain members of the public have been waiting for her to crack up. While she hasn’t been in Amanda Bynes territory she has been showing some odd behavior – like that creepy birthday cake she had prepared for the light of her life – Hubby Eddie. You remember that slightly x rated little number featuring an icing molding likeness of Eddie and Bonus Mom riding the bed on top, while icing fashioned figures of the kids stood by quiet and neglected looking at the bottom.

Well this may or may not be what folks were waiting for but LeAnn has checked herself into a treatment center. She’s been in an undisclosed facility for about one month receiving help and guidance for “personal and emotional issues”. So I guess that all her staged candid pictures featuring her perfect life didn’t tell the whole story. Emotional & personal issues is kinda vague, so she might be in for nothing more serious than Cibrian related codependency disorder. Sher was recently allowed out for a VH1 Save The Music Foundation’s Songwriters Music Series concert on Thursday. So maybe she’s on the mend!

Now when you’re speaking of trouble Kim Kardashian comes to mind. Not that she is trouble. She had some though. Like that 72 day marriage that turned everyone against her. People felt she’d pulled of some kind of fake phony stunt in order to cash in on a reality TV deal. Then once the check cleared quickly ran off to the divorce attorneys. Kim denies that claiming she’s a pretty good business woman who lead with her heart for once.

For a girl who started her career with a sex tape she come along way. Now things looked like they were circling the drain. What if the public turned on her? How would she keep up her many lucrative enterprises – like such as fragrances, reality TV spin offs, plus her paid public appearances? If that backlash turned into a boycott then Kim would be down to her last 10 or 20 million!

Never mind because Kayne West came to the rescue. Kayne has had his own brushes with notoriety – like when he inadvertently made a star out of Taylor Swift. We still haven’t been able to get rid of her yet. If she marries a Kennedy then we might never see the end of her – I just hope she invites Kayne to the wedding cause it’s the least she can do. She was a flash in the pan flavour of the month before he made an outrage out of her.

Anyway Kim was in rough shape and if Kayne could turned the buck toothed little guitar girl into a superstar, then imagine what he might do for a Kardashian! So they some how got together and Kim has been riding his arm for a while now. It’s a good arrangement for Kim. Poor Kayne should’ve been waiting for lightening to strike.

Strike it has too. It’s not Kim related, though it does have a sex vid angle. According to reports a Kayne West sex tape is being shopped around! The tape is about 20 minutes long and features an 18 year old Kim Kardashian look alike. She admits that she doesn’t do her husband anymore and then proceeds to do Kayne in a variety of positions. Kayne then can be seen walking up to the video camera and switching it off.

Supposedly Kayne is terrified that this is gonna go onto the open market – the Radaronline guys are already claiming to have seen it. Says a source:

“The sex tape is being shopped right now and there’s a lot of interest, but Kanye is freaking out!” the insider revealed.

“He doesn’t want this tape out and will do anything to make sure it stays private.

“If this were to hit the market it would be worth a fortune… there would definitely be a lot of people wanting to see this!

“In my expert opinion Kanye’s performance far outweighs Kim’s!”

At least now they have something in common. That’s the Wondertrash lifestyle for you – thrills, chills, pills, and spills.

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Kanye West in Love With Kim Kardashian?

More sad sexy stories

Beep, beep!

Yesterday Wondertrash brought you the sad story for Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux. It seems that when ever Jen starts seeing some one it turns into a sad story but this time it was worse. Jen apparently got hen pecky and controlling ot the point that she’s slowly and painfully eating Theroux alive. The rumours are so bad that you can look for Jen to start shopping for special orthopedic shoes she can force Theroux to wear, thereby hobbling him and thwarting any possibility of escape! After that it’ll just be a matter of adding braces and some extra thick goggle glasses and he’ll be the funniest looking kid in class. You know the kind of a mess over possessive mothers can make. However if Theroux can develop some appropriately nerdy new interests, like documentary film making – then this bad turn might pay of in geek credibility! Or he could just run like hell assuming that his radio tracking transmitter hasn’t yet been installed & he still can!

the moral of the story is better safe than sorry

The moral of the story is that when it comes to romance men never learn. That’s because testosterone causes brain damage! It impairs the cognitive functions so that no matter how many close calls a man has he still thinks that he can keep getting away with it, instead of realizing that his luck’s about to run out!

Gettin’ lucky or just fucky fucky?

Speaking of luck running out the subject of today’s post kind of proves the men never learn with sex idea. He’s Kanye West. Now KWest has one strike against him from the word go and that’s a fondness for booze. You’ll probably remember way back when Taylor Swift was just some chick with an overbite that Kayne made a spectacle of himself over her at the MTV Awards. After an evening of knocking back the Hennessy’s Kayne hopped up on stage during Swift’s award acceptance and cried “foul“. That incident prompted the President to refer to him as a “jackass“. The little buck toothed country singer got a lot of sympathy out of that and it paid off in career dividends too!

low profiles in high places

Kayne had to keep a low profile for awhile after first performing the necessary public mea culpa’s. The situation was bad but not critical. He didn’t go off like Mel Gibson or anything. He didn’t do anything mugshot worthy. So his image was theoretically salvageable. Rehab might even be bypassed. All he had to do was straighten up and fly right, and keep his nose clean from there on in.

when the ice berg met the love boat

Well Kayne might be in immanent jeopardy of screwing up his last chance. See the thing is that West’s nose has allegedly found one of the dirtiest places it could possibly get into, and that’s Kim Kardashian. Rumours are that they’re seeing each other and that Kayne’s serious enough to use a four letter word about it – starting with “L”. Now Kardashian is like an ice berg in search of a cruise liner so the best advice Kayne might get is “Jump back, Jack!

short, informative, & flirting with disaster

Here’s a short informative video on Kayne’s decision to flirt with disaster.

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maintain with no felony favors, play game pay up later

blame the fame game

Whitney Houston‘s death is not being investigated as a crime. It’s not yet known what part prescription pills played in her death. What is known is that she had along and stellar career with plenty of ups and downs along the way. She also made an impression on plenty of people like Clive Davis and Quincy Jones. In the following brief video they discuss the singer’s struggle with relationships, addictions, and fame.

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Beyonce & beyond


Beyonce recently had a daughter named Blue Ivy and people are still talking about that. Here’s more chat –


i’m going with the flow, haters sink n i’ma float like now n laters

Another person who’s been the subject of heated gossip is Kim Kardashian. It seems like people never get tired of hating on her. Well in times of trouble you stick with what you know and Kim knows Reggie Bush!


Sick individual shit

Taylor Swift managed to pick up a couple of Grammies last night, before they all got snapped up by Adelle. They way that chick had ’em piled up by the armful you’d think they’d been on sale & cheaper by the dozen. While Adelle felt the love, Swifty did respectable, but next year it might come in handy to have Kanye heckle her again or something – just to get the crowd on her side. Maybe he could come up with something really obnoxious this time like “Hey Bugs, time to get the overbite fixed”. After that the crowd will want to beat the crap out of him and that will keep Swifty in sympathy and awards for another year or two. Then maybe she could work up a duet with Rhianna, who might be running out of forward momentum herself by that time. Especially if Riri gets caught with Chris Brown or start getting more tattoos. However if they both gang up on a less popular girl, say like Katey Perry (people liked her when she kissed a girl, not so much when she wanted to kiss Tim Teebow), then they might be able to jerk as much as another 6 months of relevance out of their public images!


i’m strange in my brain, but i maintain
Now for some vintage pop culture – People remember Jackie Kennedy as the widow of President John F Kennedy. That was before she went on to marry Aristotle Onassis, become Jackie O, and remind everyone that the 60’s was over by being too rich and too thin. Of course people knew that the 60’s were over when the Beatles broke up. In fact the writing was open the wall when Richard Nixon got elected – & boomers still hold that against him even today. Let the poor man rest OK.
back to the future – fifty years ago tomorrow
So people knew the good times were gone by the many changes in the wind, but going from Camelot to Dynasty helped underscore that point. People weren’t pleased about Jackie’s choice. They way some carried on you’d think that Princess Grace and left Monaco to become a mafia moll or something. They were probably nostalgic for the old days of pill box hats instead of pill overdoses, when Mrs. Kennedy taught the French something about style, and when she and her husband were the smartest handsomest couple you knew even if you didn’t really know them. The faux intimacy of TV helped give people that up close and personal warmth and here’s Mrs Kennedy from an interview that took place 50 yaers ago tomorrow!
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