Levi Johnston is shooting for the stars – but still firing blanks!

Moron doesn’t know when to quit

Levi Johnston seems serious about his mayoral run in Wasilla. That’s promising since so far the guy has show a real lack of follow through! He knocked up Bristol Palin – soon to be seen on Dancing With the Stars – and went on to be a dead beat dad. Then he said alot of stuff about Sarah Palin, which he took back publicly. He even apologized to Sarah, but then he took that back claiming he’d been tricked into making it. Then he announced his engagement to Bristol. That went bust – much to Sarah Palin’s relief – when word got out that he’d knocked up another gal. When the engagement went bust so did his plans for a reality TV series with Bristol. So the lad has had some real trouble making things stick.

more schemes and scams

When he announced his plans to run for office up in Alaska, people naturally assumed that this was some kind of lame publicity stunt. They also expected it to run it’s course in about 15 minutes or so. That’s the usual half life of a Levi Johnston scheme. However that lad is out and about trying to win the voters over.

bullet boy takes aim, sets sights on whatever

For instance Levi recently made a public appearance at a Wasilla gun store. Johnston showed up at Chimo Guns to meet and greet anyone silly enough to vote for him (don’t count him out ’cause Alaskans did vote Palin in as governor). Naturally he showed up with a camera crew in tow – don’t leave home without one. Levi does seem to have more than public service on his mind. He’s taping his mayoral run for a reality TV series called ‘Loving Levi: The Road to the Mayor’s Office‘.

let’s give ’em something to talk about

So how did this recent fiasco turn out? Well here’s what TMZ employees had to say: “We’re told Levi talked with some of the employees at the shop about hunting — but according to our source, the political hopeful hasn’t had any time to kill some Dall sheep [Levi’s game of choice] … probably because of the whole reality show thing.

So he’s staying focused! Maybe his manager Tank Jones has something to do with that. The fellow seems to have an insane confidence in Johnston. Tank told RadaronlinePeople questioned Jesus Christ, so I definitely don’t care about these mere mortals questioning Levi Johnston. People can question whatever they want. I mean, he’s going to keep on doing his thing. He was going to do this, even if this wasn’t a reality show. If you live in a town and things are happening in that town, and you’re displeased with it, what do you do? You try to change those things.”

2 heads better than one, but 2 half wits don’t add up to whole wittedness

So Levi is bigger than Jesus now. I don’t know what Mr Tank is taking or even talking about, but by the sounds of him he better check himself into one of those rehabs fast. He already sounds like he’s got some advanced brain damage going on. He can’t rely on the ‘2 heads are better than 1‘ principle either, ’cause the other head in this belongs to Levi – a man who publicly admits to being out witted by Sarah Palin. So that would make this a case of 2 half wits failing to add up to whole wittedness. Never mind Levi. there’s plenty of opportunities left. Octomom is broke and desperate – so there’s got to be an in there for you! Besides, now that he’s staying focused, the next step on the path to maturity might be developing a plan B. It’s good to have a fall back position, in case his efforts to undermine democracy come up short.

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