Gary Collins, a legendary TV actor and host, died early this morning in Biloxi, MS at the age of 74.

Harrison County Deputy Coroner Brian Switzer tells TMZ he passed of natural causes just before 1:00 AM at Biloxi Regional Medical Center.

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Lindsay Lohan gets political

Atlas belched

Lindsay Lohan announced which candidate she’s supporting and I’ll give you a hint – she says it’s because the economy is important (she has been struggling with unemployment)! I’ll give you another hint – Tumblr Blogger Communism Kills alias Ayn Rand Paul Ryan is either having an aneurysm or has decided Lohan is a great underrated actress ever. If those cryptic clues don’t do it for you then just hit the damned link!

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Lindsay on the town

It’s been a rough week for Lindsay Lohan. She got in that fist fight with her mother over the $40 000 she lent mom so Dina wouldn’t get tossed out on the street. That was a pretty rough limo ride that ended with a visit from the cops. That’s cause Lindz phoned her dad Michael and he phoned the cops. he also taped the call and sold it to TMZ the next day or something. It’s jsut not easy being Lindsay (only being Kristen Stewart is more challenging – so some day soon those two should start hangin together. Kris is more than capable of keeping lindz supplied in weed though Lindz could be a bad influence on Stewie. the pair would be bound to wind up in rehab toether!).

So naturally Lindz needed to get out and let her hair down. That she did just recently  -within 24 hours – at the Chateau Marmont, her favorite spot in the whole world! She can stand up right with only slight assistance too!

Now you can’t blame Lindz for cutting loose. It’s been rough for her lately with family problems and work set backs. The Liz Taylor deal is the first paying gig she’s had since stripping off for Playboy. Plus she’s been handing out the cash hand over fist to her mom. Now if she’d give cash to an irresponsible lunatic like Dina Lohan then who wouldn’t she give money to? So she might be supporting a half dozen or so low lifes, dead beats, & drop outs! The result is that Lindz is in straightened circumstances. She goes out because she doesn’t even have a decent room to come home to – this is the bedroom in Lindz current digs!

Man that’s rough – if that was your place you’d go out and get drunk too!

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Karrueche Tran asked about Rihanna’s mad love for Chris Brown leaving Su…

Karrueche Tran asked about Rihanna‘s mad love for Chris Brown

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Texas Cop Takes a Bite Out of Fiona Apple

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Cover of Fiona Apple

Remember when Fiona Apple got all psycho about her Texas arrest? She started making cryptic comments about encrypted holding cells and celebrity vendettas. Seems she was pissed off with about 4 people who were evolved with her recent incarceration. Well now we might know who 1 of the 4 is!

It’s not a voice in Fiona’s head either but a very real Texas law enforcement officer who got in connection with TMZ and released a statement to show the world that Fiona Apple really doesn’t frighten him. Nor do her fans which he describes as possibly in the thousands! The officer is Officer Rusty Fleming and here’s the statement that made TMZ:

First, Honey, I’m already more famous than you, I don’t need your help. However, it would appear that you need mine.Two weeks ago nobody in the country cared about what you had to say, — now that you’ve been arrested it appears your entire career has been jump-started. Don’t worry Sweetie, I won’t bill you.Next, have you ever heard of Snoop, Willie or Armand Hammer? Maybe if you would read something besides your own press releases, you would have known BEFORE you got here, that if you come to Texas with dope, the cops will take your DOPE away and put YOU in jail.Even though you and I only met briefly in the hallway, I don’t know you but I’m sure you’re an awesome and talented young woman and even though I’m not a fan of yours, I am sure there are thousands of them out there, and I’m sure that they would just as soon you get this all behind you and let you go back to what you do best—so my last piece of advice is simple “just shut-up and sing.”SincerelyRusty Fleming

So now you know that Fiona just wasn’t making up imaginary frenemies in her Texas holding cell. She actually managed to tick off at least one real person! As for the other 3, we’re still waiting for confirmation that they’re not Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, & the Tooth Fairy! Maybe they were “Me, myself, & I“.

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Paris Hilton says gays are "disgusting"

Paris Hilton recently got recorded describing homosexuals in less than flattering terms. In fact she describes them in terms that other people usually use to describe her! You can hear for yourself by playing the video below, & after turning down the Alex Jones audio player above.

Some people have pointed out that Paris is probably not the person to talk about sexual promiscuity, or diseases either, if the Valtrex rumours are true. Guess Mitt Romney glad he didn’t say anything like that!

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Jason Kony Russell’s naked public meltdown video

March Madness

From the good people @ TMZ.

Needless to say it’s been a wild day for celebrity arrests. George Clooney got arrested earlier during a protest at the Sudanese embassy. Big George got handcuffed and carted off for some brief jail time, after which he got to break out his stand up routine at a press conference.

When in doubt, whip it out!

That was nothing compared to Jason Russell. Jace was the brains behind Kony 2012. Russell was spotted going berserk on the side walk around 11 AM. The poor man was naked as a jay bird and screaming his head off while he pounded the pavement. He was originally arrested for public masturbation, but he doesn’t appear to be masturbating in the video. He doesn’t appear to be masturbating in the video cause for one thing he’s beatin’ the street and not the meat.

naked aggression

From the looks of it he’s trying to channel his chi energy – to defend himself against psychic attack. So my guess is that some kind of witchcraft is involved; maybe even some kind of MK Ultra Monarch Mind Control mishap (sometimes the programming goes haywire!). Either that or the poor man was wasted on drugs or something. On the up side Russell has had 2 videos go viral in about a month!

Reversal of fortune: Is Angelina Jolie the next Megan Fox?

One thing that can be taken from this is that it’s a bad month to be Angelina Jolie. First there was that dreadful Oscar dress stunt. Now there’s this whole Kony masturbation mess she’s linked herself to by hyping the cause. Not that being linked to incidence of masturbation is bad for a Hollywood actress – it kind of keeps ’em in business as Megan Fox might say. It’s just the whole scandalous backfire angle of it.

bad ass blues

The thing was there was a time when Jolie could do no wrong in the eyes of the world. About ten years ago she was everyone’s favorite beautiful bad ass with the lips that wouldn’t quit. That was back when she was Lara Croft. In those days if she had been caught cooking babies in a caldron people would’ve said “cool”!

there’s a fine line between cool and fool

Somewhere along the way she seems to have lost her connection with the general public. People identified with her wild edginess because it represented a part of them that got broken through the taming process. So supporting Jolie was a way of “preserving wild life“. Somehow she seemed to make the transition from bad ass to needy and desperate. Probably something to do with the way she hangs on to Brad Pitt like Linus with his security blanket. So she went from cool to fool. People just started wondering whether she was ever really the person that they thought that she was.

Jolie next year? Crashing Oscar parties with Sean Young?

So now it looks like the tide has turned. These days Jolie can’t put a foot right. Especially when it’s on the end of that over hyped leg! So what can the future hold? I dunno. Hopefully she’ll hang in there – though she does seem to be more flighty and emotional than she seemed. Just as long as she doesn’t’ get busted for public masturbation!

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Kim Kardashian Donating Wedding Gifts

Kim Kardashian is sharing the wealth, but she’s keeping the presents! This chick has gotta be voting Republican this November!

Attention bloggers – be more ultracrepidarian!

We get a hard time for being part of the fringe media. That’s because when no one pays you for what you do others don’t take that very seriously. That’s just part of living in a materialistic society. You can sometimes compensate for that by coming off all pretentious. In the case of amateurs writers you can turbo charge your vocabulary, & basically vomit up the whole damned thesaurus. With that in mind here’s a list of some rare and obscure words you can try to work into your own blog post so that you can sound more malapert (clever in speech and manner – like how I worked that one in?):

A Collection of Rare and Obscure Words


Cheiloproclitic – Being attracted to someones lips.
Quidnunc – One who always has to know what is going on.
Ultracrepidarian – Of one who speaks or offers opinions on matters beyond their knowledge.
Apodyopis – The act of mentally undressing someone.
Gymnophoria – The sensation that someone is mentally undressing you.
Tarantism – The urge to overcome melancholy by dancing.
Autolatry – The worship of one’s self.
Cagamosis – An unhappy marriage.
Gargalesthesia – The sensation caused my tickling.
Capernoited – Slightly intoxicated or tipsy.
Lalochezia – The use of abusive language to relieve stress or ease pain.
Cataglottism – Kissing with tongue.
Basorexia – An overwhelming desire to kiss.
Brontide – The low rumbling of distant thunder.
Grapholagnia – The urge to stare at obscene pictures.
Agelast – A person who never laughs.
Wanweird – An unhappy fate.
Dystopia – Am imaginary place of total misery. A metaphor for hell.
Petrichor – The smell of dry rain on the ground.
Anagapesis – The feeling when one no longer loves someone they once did.
Malapert – Clever in manners of speech.
Duende – Unusual power to attract or charm.
Concilliabule – A secret meeting of people who are hatching a plot.
Strikhedonia – The pleasure of being able to say “to hell with it”.
Lygerastia – The condition of one who is only amorous when the lights are out.

Ayurnamat – The philosophy that there is no point in worrying about events that cannot be changed.
Sphallolalia – Flirtatious talk that leads no where.
Baisemain – A kiss on the hand.
Druxy – Something which looks good on the outside, but is actually rotten inside.
Mamihlapinatapei – The look between two people in which each loves the other but is too afraid to make the first move.

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From Wiki:

On February 11, 2012, Houston was found dead at the Beverly Hilton Hotel, in Beverly Hills, California, of causes not immediately known.[214] Beverly Hills paramedics found the singer unresponsive and performed CPR for about 20 minutes before declaring her dead at 3:55 p.m. PST[214] According to TMZ, Houston had been removed from a bathtub before the emergency medical technicians arrived.[215] Local police said there were “no obvious signs of criminal intent”.[216]

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