Justin Bieber Going to Trial in DUI Case, Not Seeing Miley Cyrus

Is Justin Bieber celebrity No. 1? He’s getting a to of media attention these days. That probably has something to do with his youthful high spirits, and many of the “problem” behaviors that go along with the that. Behavior like driving drunk. He’s gonna be standing trial over that. So expect even more media attention. Here’s brief video from the good people @ HollyscoopTV.


Could the news get any worse? When you’re a professional celebrity it can always get worse. now Bieber is rumored to be hooking up with the equally notorious Miley Cyrus. Some kind of photoshopped picture of them has been making the rounds. Miley has had to make some kind of public announcement saying that she & the Bieber are not any kind of item. At least that’s the story from HollyscoopTV.

About 4 years ago JB was an anonymous teen ager making youtube videos for his mom. Then the ugly hand of fame reached down and plucked him from obscurity and into a Pandora’s Box fame & fortune. Now the poor kid hasn’t had a dull moment in quite a while. Hopefully he can get his act together before Dr. Drew gets in on the act. Or even worse he winds up Dancing With the Stars.

So I guess the moral of the story is that super fame can open the doors to fabulous experiences like driving around drunk in a Bugatti, or whatever brand of car Bieber got busted driving drunk in. It can also open the door to some hairy misadventures. Then you can go from hero to heel as fast as the National Enquirer can hit the presses, or your latest tweet hits the Internet, or even worse your mugshot gets into general circulation. So if you must be famous, then watch your step, use your super powers wisely, & maybe think about developing some kind of secret identity!

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Shia Labouef shows up with a bag on his head!

When Shia Labouef says he’s not famous anymore he really means it. However that means he still can’t draw his fair share of attention and then some! Now drawing attention when you’re not famous is a bit more challenging. You could support a radical fringe political cause, start wearing your underwear on the outside, or in Shia’s case just cut the crap and start walking around with a paper bag over your head. That’s how Labouef showed up at the Berlin Film Festival to promote Nymphomaniac (The movie is actually called Nymphomaniac Part 1, by Lars von Trier – so good work Shia on lining up a franchise!). He also had “I Am Not Famous Anymore” written across the front of the bag – I suppose by way of explanation.

Labouef has been getting shit recently over stealing some ideas, or at least borrowing them with extreme liberty. He based some short film on work that a cartoonist had done and then forgot to attribute it or something. So once people caught on the hounds were on the trail and in hot pursuit. That means Labouef must’ve been very glad of Justin Bieber to draw the fire off. Anyway the upshot is that after multiple scoldings on Twitter, Labouef decided that he was now some kind of pariah, and made the point by declaring himself no longer famous. I was hoping for some kind of celebrity manifesto to go along with that catchy new phrase but it seems that it went straight onto twitter in hashtag form. Let’s be thankful that the phrase is no longer than it is, or Labouef would’ve needed a bigger bag!

Now here’s Shia from Berlin in a bag that cries out for Ray Bans!

Shia Labouef in Berlin as The Unknown Celebrity

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Why Selena Gomez Left Rehab Early

It’s harder being Selena Gomez then  you think.  For one thing there;’s the whole Justin Bieber issue. Her erstwhile boyfriend has gone rogue or something. He could be on an international crime spree – I’m not sure. Selena begged him to let her go Bonny and Clyde with him. The whole thing could be valuable life experience that she could use in a new album. You know, the way Taylor Swift uses relationships. However it just wasn’t on.

Selena ain’t the only young woman with problems though. Take Miley Cyrus for instance. She’s had an interesting and eventful year that didn’t leave much room for an encore. However she found it, sort of. A Brit mag called starting floating quote from Cyrus dissing Beyonce. Basically she said allegedly that Beyonce is all washed up so it’s Miley’s turn now. In fact the mag had Miley saying – “As Beyoncé grows in motherhood and all the crap it does to your body, it will create a vacuum for fresh young faces to rise up and no one else can properly fill that void right now,” she’s quoted as saying. “I got the total package, you know, the curves, the rhythm, and the voice. I’m just the best.”

Now if she had said that it would be sheer madness. For one thing Beyonce’s husband is 32 degree freemason and music impresario Jay Z. He’s a kind of important man in the entertainment world. So if you have an aspiring music career then you don’t go around talking shit like that, unless you want you next gig to be on Dancing With the Stars.

So not surprisingly Miss Miley says she never said it. She took to Twitter too, to make that known. However she does more or less repeat the quote in her denial. At least the whole “hotter than Beyonce”, “Got the curves”, and “total package” stuff. She just bracketed it with “I never said that” and “So some liar made it up”. Or as she said – “That quote people MADE UP about Beyonce just made me lol! Imagine if I said I got ‘the looks and the curves I’m just better!’ Hahahahhaha,” she tweeted. And later, “making the liar retract the statement. U can cause ALOT of drama but NOT between me & B!”

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Chantel Jeffries Denies Numerous Arrests After Bieber Drama

Justin Bieber‘s ‘girlfriend’ & her ‘life of crime’

Is Chantel Jeffries fast? Fast enough to hang with Justin Bieber. She was apparently at the ‘scene of the crime’. Or she was near by. Anyway her name has come up in connection with Bieber and his recent misfortunes. So here’s a little more on the mystery lady.

fast enough for ya?

courtesy of HollyscoopTV

Justin Bieber’s new chick Chantel Jeffries is not happy about reports claiming she has a
string of arrests in her past, or the fact that her life is exposed to
the public now that she is dating the Biebes.

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Chantel
Jeffries — who was in the Lambo the night Justin got arrested and in
Panama with him vacationing after the arrest, says the statistics of her
numerous arrests and bad behavior are wrong. A NY newspaper reported
21-year-old Chantel’s past including busts for assault with a deadly
weapon (a knife) and reckless driving. 92 mph in a 70. She finally
speaks and tells TMZ:  “I have not been arrested five times as has been
stated in the media, nor am I guilty of physically assaulting anyone, in
any way shape or form.” Her attorney explains Chantel was arrested when
she was 18 for a misdemeanor assault, but it was ultimately dismissed
due to insufficient evidence. Other than that, he says she’s only had
“traffic violations.” As for complaining about her new public life, she
says:  “I am a full time student who had enjoyed a normal lifestyle,
free from public scrutiny and criticism, until now. What has happened to
me is wrong.”

Back Side Story

ADrianne Palicki shows that Wonder Woman not only has to watch her back, but her back side!
Even Wonder Woman can get cheeky!

You know who else is fast? Gal Gadot. She’s been fast and furious for years before becoming the controversial new Wonder Woman. I say controversial because there has been some’ debate’ about her. Fanboys worry that her boobs aren’t big enough to fulfill their expectations. Others skirt the issue by asking whether she’s muscular enough. Suspicious types question whether they’re really referring to her ‘boob muscles’. If you’ve ever read comics then you know that a super heroines boob muscles are one of her most effective weapons in the battle against evil!

fasten your seat belt

Gadot’s also gotten in a little trouble for some of the ‘racy’ adds she’s done for Israeli upscale dept store Castro’s (if that’s like a Jewish version of Grace Bros then they could have their own TV show!). She did something a couple of years back that showed her naked in an elevator. Everything was pixelated into oblivion. So no one really got to see anything. Still there were some uptight religious types who got their noses, or something, out of joint. Sometimes when religious types get something out of joint over sex it’s lower down on the anatomy and usually right below the belt! I have to blame Gadot on that. You just can’t go around turning on people who can’t handle it!

Gadot’s ass goes rogue!

Gadot is once again proving to be ten thousand volts of current plugged into a 10 watt switchboard. She’s done another ‘racy’ video  for Castro’s that’s once again raising eyebrows, or something. This doesn’t involve vague pixelated nudity. Gadot is fully clothed in some very snug fitting blue jeans. She’s also twerking! Twerking is a bad habit that’s been making the celebrity rounds ever since Miley Cyrus at the VMAs.  Now since GG’s become a big deal she might have got too big for her boots and told Castro’s to go fly a kite. However she acted like a stand up broad and not only did their commercial, but appeared in a recent fashion show for them. Instead of getting credit for being down to earth and a good sport, poor Wonder Woman is getting shit for being too sexy in her latest ad, and is once again forced to defend herself! There have even been some reports filed with the proper government authorities with the intent of getting Gadot’s offending back side – or tush as they call it over there – banned from the airwaves. At least until it learns to behave it’s self in public (Sometimes celebrity body parts develop a life of their own and go rogue – like Angleina Jolie’s leg at the Oscars. In this case however it’s Gadot’s backside.). Now that you’ve got the vague back story, let’s have a look at that ad!

twerking with Wonder Woman

Now that’s what you call Shake & Bake! So it wasn’t Lawrence Welk. It wasn’t a grilled cheese strip tease either. She just got a little ‘cheeky’. Shit, Joey Heatherton was going farther than that on Serta commercials back in the late 60’s – and now a word from our sponsors!

& the legend lives on – whether she’s a perfect sleeper ‘beautiful dreamer awake unto me’. Anyway Gal Gadot didn’t exactly go Pussy Riot or anything. She just wiggled her ass in a TV commercial. Then again they’re not talking about sending her to Siberia – just banning her backside. If there are half as many religious cranks living in Israel as the Gadot protests suggest, then their open line radio shows must be a blast and a half!

Well Wonder Woman is finding out that in the fame game, & even if you’re a former Miss Israel, people will find fault. Either your tits are too small, or your ass is too big! Hang in there Wonder Woman! Is the world ready for you, and the magic that you do?

Now to leave you with some more vintage television commercial circa 1973. It was a simpler time, America struggled to come to terms with a President who did some mildly illegal stuff, Archie Bunker challenged ignorance by personifying it for Norman Lear, & back when Jim Rockford had just moved into the trailer! Let’s climb into the wayback machine for about ten minutes for some time travel nostalgia!

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Stephen King tweets warning to Justin Bieber

Quoth the twitter…

As you might have heard Justin Bieber is in a little bit of trouble. It’s been covered by almost every major news outlet. So naturally when something gets a major media bombardment it becomes an issue that invites commentary. A lot of it comes from amateur cranks like such as myself. Some of it comes from eminent personalties like such as Stephen King. Stephen King is a professional expert on the macabre and deals with darkness, and he has some words of warning for Bieber, via twitter!

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Justin Bieber Arrested for DUI

Courtesy of Dade County Corrections

There’s news about Justin Bieber and it’s not good which is to say it’s bad. To put it in a nutshell Justin and his dad Jeremy were down in Florida with the posse hanging out and doin’ some under aged drinking. There was booze, weed, and prescription pills involved. Some time around 4 AM the combination of bad influences lead to TeamBieber closing off the street outside his residence and doing some drag racing in a rented Lamborghini. That lead to an unauthorized police escort and an eventual mugshot for Mr Bieber. It also lead to a court appearance in which his driver’s license was suspended (he has another from Georgia but that’s suspended too), and he got hit with $2500 bail or something. Plus he has multiple tags trending on Twitter right now, like #deportbieber.

Now here’s the rest of the bad news courtesy of youtube!

Now some might say that getting busted in a Lamborghini is taking a million dollar ride to the Dade County jail. It would’ve been doing it in style too if it wasn’t for the wall to wall tabloid coverage. Howe ever I hear that there is another reason behind Bieber’s DUI arrest. Supposedly he was trying to reach time travel velocity, just like Back To The Future. The idea being that he could return to a point before he became an international pop star. Then he could warn himself to stop making those youtube videos. After that life would return to some thing resembling normal, instead of speeding hell bent for leather towards a 5150. AS Justin’s mom said in her press release – “pray for him”.

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80’S Enough For Ya?

 

Postalgia

If you like nostalgia then you might enjoy today’s totally awesome post. There’s a breaking story involving one of the 80’s biggest movies and one of the actors that starred in it, & I’m gonna take the scenic route to get you there. 1st let’s get some of the current gossip out of the way.

Basically Brooke

There’s a changing of the guard a The View. Long timers Joy Behar & Elizabeth Hasselbeck are out. Joy is leaving the show after 17 years – reports say – because she’s had enough. She may or may not go back to Headline News and host a show for them. As for Hassleback no one is really sure why she’s leaving and to hear the ent reporters talking no one much cares. Show Bis 411 describes her as unpopular and annoying. They also claim that EH voiced views that almost no one in America agreed with. That might be a bit harsh on Liz. She got the strongest reactions of any View host if internet message boards are any indication. So even if she was the girl view viewers loved to hate, she was the most talked about.

So who’ll be replacing Behar & Hasselbeck? Rumour has it that Brooke Shields is waiting in the wings. Babs Walters things that Brooke si a great idea waiting for a place to happen and the View could be just the right venue. For another thing Brooke adds up on paper to an ideal morning show host. She’s 47, which SB 411 things is a plus (so at least some one does), she’s a mom (so moms can relate), she’s smart & articulate, plus a Princeton grad. Also it’s hoped that Brooke’s Hollywood connection will pay off in guest bookings. So it looks like Brooke is good to go & Babs has covered the angles. John McCain didn’t take that much trouble picking out a VP running mate back in 2008! They’ll also need a 5th wheel – so the speculation on filling that spot is ongoing – bring on Angie Harmon! Or speaking of 2008 VP running mates Sarah Palin would be a hell of a coup!

days of shit & Roses

Azealia Banks doesn’t care who’s toes she steps on. When she has Twitter to work with she’s a dangerous woman. She made some unkind comments about Perez Hilton. She later tried to clear herself on that by saying she’s bi sexual so it’s okay. Perez has made so many enemies himself by now that even though Banks comments were homophobic, no one really blinked over them. Perez himself has been known to drop the other F bomb, as when he took on Will.I.Am and got punched out about it (ironically he got a black eye). There’s more to life than Perez Hilton though, and Azealia has been spreading the  love around. She’s taken on the likes of  Jim Jones and Angel Haze among others and now she has added the Stones Roses to her hate list. That happened on a recent junket down to Australia.

Azealia was visiting down under and while she didn’t see any UFO’s she did get to participate in the Future Music Festival. That’s where she got to meet the Stone Roses and they didn’t hit it off. According to Banks the Roses completely fucked up her set. What’s more it was deliberate sabotage and possibly part of a larger Anti Azealia conspiracy! You see Banks had this manager that she recently fired because he was stealing from her or so she said. Mangers have been know to do that but not everyone accepts it as the price of doing business. Now the guy is working with the Roses.Or maybe he’s just made some kind of a revenge pact. Either way Banks believes that the Roses were interfering with her and that her former tour manager was behind it – “Big apologies on behalf of the Stone Roses to my fans at the festival today,” Banks wrote. “My ex-tour manager made a pact with the Stone Toses saying they’d sabotage my set because I fired him… They decided to check their equipment behind me during my set.” She goes even farther by calling the Roses “old saggy white n—-s“, & wishes “death & excrement” on them. Though Banks has deleted the original tweets they have been preserved  via the Internet and here’s the viable proof!

Azealia is a woman who knows how to get maximum mileage out of Twitter. She might be wise to tone it down a notch or two though. She’s only just got her foot int he door and entertainment is a rough mean competitive business. You can be a star one day and gone the next. Just like Judge Reinhold.

The Brat is Back

Once upon a time he was a big deal back in the Brat Pack days, & when Molly Ringwald was America’s Sweetheart (& before she went to France to do adult movies with Jaleel White – oh how the mighty have fallen). Judge was such a big deal he even managed tog et referenced – no ironically – on the Simpsons. In the episode where Marge‘s Mom starts seeing Homer’s father & Mr Burns, Marge points out that though Abraham Simpson has his flaws he’s “Judge Freaking Reinhold” compared to Mr. Burns. Marge’s mom replies that she doesn’t know who Judge Reinhold is. That’s the thing about topical comedy – it doesn’t always stand up. In the Lalapooloza episode when Homer joins the freak show with the Smashing Pumpkins and a bunch of other now defunct indie alternative bands, a reference is made to “that guy who started Apple computers” to which a squeaky voiced teen replies “what computers?” The Apple reference in 98 was suppose to show how far behind the times Homer was. Boy did they come back with a vengeance!

Sean Penn does not approve of this blog

Judge Reinhold is coming back with a vengeance too. Now you might well remember him from those Beverly Hills Cop movies, in addition to a whole plethora of 80’s youth oriented flicks, and Ruthless People with Danny DeVito, Bette Milder, and Helen “Supergirl” Slater. I think he was also in Fast Times At Rigdemount High. That’s the movie that gave the world Sean Penn as Jeff Spicoli, and then passed him along to Madonna until she was able to get rid of him.

a drug called James Woods

Not that any of this was Sean’s fault. It was the 80’s and that decade was hard on many promising Sean’s, like Sean Young. IN addition to having the same 1st names they both had romantic troubles. Sean Young was the memorable young beauty from among other things Blade Runner and Wall Street. She had a classic look that caught a lot of attention. Then she started dating James Woods – often a bad move. James Woods has a self professed 184 IQ and a rep as something of a mind fuck.

killer tomatoes and bunnies in the boiler

Shortly after they began dating Young began acting wonky. Soon she was stalking Woods, keying his car, and leaving mutilated dolls on his front steps. Hollywood has always been a boys’ town where the guys stick together. Girls are allowed in as long as they’re pretty, fun, and don’t make trouble. Now Sean was making trouble. Plus this was the era of Fatal Attraction – a movie still referenced when an emotionally unstable woman takes to creepy stalking and other menacing behavior. The bunny in the boiler scene became as well known as the horse’s head in the Godfather! Anyway Sean was looking like 7 different kinds of trouble on a bad day, and so didn’t work much anymore.

lovers in a dangerous time

Now if something like that could happen to her then you have to cut Penn some slack. For one thing he wasn’t a pretty girl. For another his then wife Madonna was kind of a big deal sexually in the 80’s. Thing Kety Perry morphed with Lady Gaga in Jeff Goldblum’s Fly machine. So Madge put the fizz in everyone’s collective cola, & especially her hi strung hubby Sean. Back then he could go off  like Alec Baldwin after he’s missed a yoga class. The mere sight of a paparazzi anywhere near the vicinity of his wife could set him off and result in the pap being pummeled to a snot. There were a number of pap beat downs before things go way out of control.

fit to be tied

That’s when Sean turned on Madonna in a rage and left her gagged and hog tied on their bed – if the National Enquirer reports at he time were any indication. According to the NE Madge was trussed up like a Thanksgiving Day Turkey. Though gagged she was still able to talk (a tough woman to keep quiet) and managed to extricate herself from the tricky situation by promising Sean a sexy massage – which of course he fell for. She then field to the neighbors, bindings trailing behind her, to phone for help. That might have been the end of their marriage thought the relationship must’ve been on thin ice for a while by then.

So what does this have to do with Judge Reinhold besides the Ridgemount High reference? Well nothing except for the fact that Reinhold is poised to make a comeback! As you may or may not have heard Eddie MurphyAxel Foley from the Beverly Hills Cop movies, is busy working on a TV pilot. he’s cooking this up with Shawn Ryan of The Shield. The premise revolves around Axel Foley’s son Aaron (Brandon T Jackson) who has joined the dept. Also joining the cast are some good ole 80’s names like such as Christine Lahti, David Denman, Sheila Vand and Kevin Pollack. What would BHC be without Billy Rosewood? Never fear cause it has just been announced that Reinhold has joined the cast to reprise his character. So everything is in place. Now the pilot just has to be picked up for a series. Oh yeah and they need some cool edgy 80’s synth pop theme music. Now if only Sean and Madonna could get back together!

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