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Was 911 an inside job?

Let’s listen carefully to what former president George W. Bush has to say!

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Humanitarian Bombing

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Brooke Mueller gets Xtreme



Brooke Mueller is the ex wife of Charlie Sheen. They divorced just shortly befo9re he went nuts and started seeing goddesses. To be clear “goddesses” was what he called his porn actress companions – not that he was seeing hallucinations or anything. For while there some people had there doubts. Anyhow Brooke was the most recent ex Mrs. Sheen at that time.

She and Charlie had a tumultuous relationship. Though his relationship with Denise Richards was inspirational, according to Richards her self in an upcoming memoir, the Mueller deal involved arrests, tabloid headlines, and a Christmas Day Knife Fight. It was the knife fight that caught people’s attention and made us realize that Charlie and Brooke had some relationshit relationship issues beyond the standard marriage counseling thing.

Now everyone knew that Charles had some issues. That’s because Denise Richards told everyone about it ad nausea back when she was divorcing him, and trying to get every nickel that she could out of him in the settlement. That was back before their relationship was inspirational. In fact in those days she needed everyone to know just how bad he was so they would sympathize with her, and support her, and so she could get the largest settlement possible. Not everyone sympathized. A judge laughed her out of his office after she called some kind of emergency hearing regarding her kids. Then Denise went on to bust up Heather Locklear’s marriage and drive the poor woman into an alcoholic relapse. What are friends for? Well the main thing is that somewhere through that whole mess the thing got inspirational – which is kind of inspirational in it’s self!

What Denise didn’t tell us, because she couldn’t – she was busy wrecking other lives; is that Brooke had some heavy issues too. For one thing she liked drugs. Hard stuff like crack and meth, in addition to the prescribed marijuana that she takes for her anxiety (Brooke seems more like the type to give anxiety than to get it). In fact there were some nasty rumours making the rounds that she had to go to rehab for coke even while preggers with her twins by Charlie! She also had to make another return to rehab back during Charlie’s freak out. That’s when she tried to take thee twins away based on the idea that a crack head is less unfit than a couple of porn actresses. Brooke had some kind of relapse or something during that period and so her parents stepped in. Oh yeah and she was recently spotted with a make shift crack pipe – but Brooke swears she was just holding it for Tatum O Neal. Actually she claims it’s for her legally prescribed and anxiety related marijuana.

So it’s safe to say that Brooke has some chemical dependency problems, allegedly. With that in mind, and probably to prove that she’s a minimally fit parent and keep her seat on the Charlie Sheen Gravy Train, Brooke has entered rehab once again. This ain’t some Dr. Drew deal either, but a real serious type get clean facility. For one thing it’s down in Mexico. That’s where you go when you want results in things like such as stem cell therapy or black market.

This one, located in sunny Cancun, offers something a little special. The clinic specializes in Ibogaine. That’s made from the African iboga plant, used in shamanic initiation rituals. The drug si so effective that it’s go ten people off of heroin with out withdrawal. There’s a pretty low relapse rate too. Not only does it clear up heroin addiction, but other addictions as well, and even “addictive behaviors“. This is reputably because the drug has the power to resolve inner neurotic conflicts and free people from neurotic behavior patterns. So naturally it’s banned in America. Having sane sensible people wandering around in their right mind is so bad for business.

Anyway if the drug works we could see a brand new Brooke on our hands. Not that she could morph into some kind of Buddha or anything – but it would be nice to hope.As a sane enlightened woman she’ll have about as much business in Hollywood as Joaquin Pheonix. However it might make her a little more goddess-like. She might even become a worthy partner for a warlock. So here’s wishing her luck on her little rehab shamanic drug initiation ritual! Should things turn out as usual for Brooke, we can look forward to even more colorful mugshots.

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BTW The Murdoch scandal is heating up. You’ll recall that The News of the World got shut down after deleting some e mails from a murdered girl’s cellphone. Some sleazy tabloid types hacked into the then missing girl’s phone looking for a story. Since her mail box was filled up the deleted some stuff hoping that fresh stuff would come in. That was basically destroying evidence. As the authorities began rooting around the Newscorp empire they discovered that hacking was a pretty routine way of getting scoops. Even the likes of Jude Law, Hugh Grant, and possibly even Prince William had got hacked.

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Rebekah Brooks: Sienna Miller was ‘first time senior management saw documentary evidence’ of hacking relating to a current employee

So the News got shut down and 200 people laid off. Eventually even the head of the News, Rebekah – what’s her name – Brooks, had to resign. She was the Marie Antoinette of the piece so everyone was glad enough for her to go and eat cake. Speaking of just desserts the big man himself had to answer some questions today, and that brought out then screwball comedy in one avenging clown of justice armed with a cream pie – here’s the video on that!

“Ladies & gentlemen do not be alarmed. An angry crank with a pie has entered the room!”

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Have a Wondertashy 4th!

Valerie Perez wonder woman 4th of july



.. and for those neocons out there, maybe this will be your cup of tea


You remember Anne Coulter? She was the right wing’s wet dream girl before Sarah Palin came along! Image from uberblog Zaiusnation!

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Wrestling the Hulk – My Life against the Ropes

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Hogan no hero

According to Linda Hogan her ex husband was a Hulk in more than name only. IN her new book entitled Wrestling the Hulk Linda reveals that she was subjected to every sort of abuse. She was beaten, slapped, pinned to the bed, and once the Hulk even put his hands around her throat. The former Mrs Hulk claims that it was scary. She even told Mattt Lauer that she was afraid she would wind up as a statistic, like Nicole Brown Simpson. Linda then went on to describe some of those incidents:


‘He tore my shirt, held me down on the bed with his hands around my throat. I was always afraid he would kill me in one of his rages. But it was scary. I did not know how far he would go.’


You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry

So what exactly git into the Hulkster, besides his famous combo of prayer, training, & vitamins? According to Linda it was the usual plethora of drugs & steroids which help comprise day to day life for pro wrestling gladiators. According to Linda:


‘Wrestlers had a reason to do every kind of drug and narcotic around and help numb them from the pain of what they were doing.’ she said.
‘Drugs were around, there was a constant flow pain killers inflammatory and a lot of them did take steroids.’
Asked why she did not say anything about the drug use she added: ‘That was not my position to do.
‘As long as he was in the ring and they were being prescribed that was up to him. But it did change him.’

Hulk Smash!

So what made her keep quiet about years of drug fuel abuse and various other mayhem, like serial cheating? Cynics would say that having a new book to promote might have soemthing top do with it. After all, now that her reality TV career has come to an end, she’s kind of hard pressed for opportunities to make ends meet. 25 year old pool boys don’t usually hang with 52 year old pro wrestling molls because they prefer maturity and experience to Victoria Secret swimsuit models. However Linda has another explanation. According to her if she’d said anything about the abuse, then the Hulk’s career would be over! In her own words to Matt Lauer, ‘I was quiet and afraid to say anything,’ she said. ‘Had I said something the carpet would have been pulled from under his career.’ The abuse didn’t stop he from appearing in their reality TV series Hogan Knows Best either. Now that she’s got some independent projects going, she no doubt feels freer about blowing the whistle on the big lug’s brutish ways.

BTW Megan Fox is getting back in the news ever since word broke that Hitler got her fired by way of Steven Spielberg. Michael bay hung int here for her, but you just can’t save some people from themselves. That’s even more true if they’re over sexed young actresses with over active mouths! So the result is that we won’t be getting to see Meggers in the new 3D sequel! To emphasize that point her former co star Shia LaBouef (He’s the sensitive young actor who’s not currently being sued over illicit poker winnings) was on Today to talk about how he was the emotional glue (I used to sniff that stuff back in high school), and how Transformers is even better than the other Transformers, even without Mrs. Foxy!

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Notice how he says that not only is the story better, but that Meggers ‘was’ a friend of his, in the past tense. Man that’s one tough business! Hang in there Meggers, cause I’m sure that there’s work for you. Wonder what people would like to see you in.

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Roger Ebert vs Ryan Dunn

Yesterday’s post covered how Megan Fox’s big mouth deep sixed her car as a brainless sex kitten. When you’re a celebrity you have to think of your mouth as a loaded gun with a hare trigger – it could go off at the wrong time and ruin everything if you’re not careful with it. Just look at Mel Gibson! Speaking of drunk drivers that brings us to the sad case of Ryan Dunn. Dunn was the popular a star of the popular Jackass series. Ryan died the other day after a drunk driving accident. As it turned out Ryan had been in the bar drinking until about 2:00 in the morning, when he and a friend got into the car to make their way home. At 2:38 Dunn had a fatal accident. Witnesses from the bar say Dunn had at least 6 drinks over the course of the evening.

Tragedy brings out the jerk in celebs

That brings us to Roger Ebert. Ebert lately has a habit of indiscreet tweeting. He made some Mark Twain related comments, specifically about the use of some racially loaded terms in the author’s work, that raised some hackles. Ebert got a pass on that because his wife is black, much the way Ted Danson got a pass on his blackface routine back in his Friar’s Club days because he was dating Whoopee Goldberg. Ted didn’t get a complete pass cause he said some very bad shit; Whoopee defended him and then dropped him, and his motion picture career was over. Unlike Michael Richards he was still allowed to show his non blackened face in public and continued to get a measure of respect. How time’s have changed is something for Dr. Laura to sadly reflect on, and discuss with her 6000 Twitter followers (that’s a come down).

I have something to share with the world – my opinion!

Ebert’s latest unfortunate tweet involves Dunn. Though nobody asked him, Rog felt the need to share his opinion with the rest of the world. Must have something to do with being a film critic (bloggers have the same problem only moreso). Just after the news broke Ebert posted “Friends don’t let Jackasses drink and drive”. You can probably guess how that went down. Bam Magera responded “I just lost my best friend, I have been crying hysterical for a full day and piece of sh*t roger ebert has the gall to put in his 2 cents”. Bam later added, “Millions of people are crying right now, shut your fat f*cking mouth!” Rog sure is making cancer survivors look less sympathetic!

“Come on, I couldn’t have done anything worse than Tony Weiner!”

It get’s worse. Rog has a Facebook page. No celeb just as a Twitter page since you just can’t do you’re image enough damage with one outlet. You’ve got to have Facebook too. It’s kind of like shooting yourself in the foot with both barrels. Anyhow some of Dunn’s fans got quite upset about Mr Ebert’s comments, and so they complained to Facebook. Facebook to the step of deactivating Ebert’s page. Ebert didn’t take this too kindly, in fact he was more torn up about losing his page than the passing of Mr. Dunn. So Ebert once again took it upon himself to make his feeling public (he should probably stop doing that – at least for awhile). Ebert said, “Facebook has removed my page in response, apparently, to malicious complaints from one or two jerks”. Ebert added, “Facebook! My page is harmless and an asset to you. Why did you remove it in response to anonymous jerks? Makes you look bad”. It’s just peachy that he added the part about looking bad.

harmless ass refuses to be anonymous

Ebert should probably be thanking the good people at Facebook. With the way he’s been running his mouth lately he doesn’t need more medium. Basically they were exercising a discretion on his behalf that he has lately been unable to exercise for himself. Besides, he’s now dangerously close to the “3 strikes and you’re out” line. One more quip from Rog and the majority of his Twitter action might come from retweets by Dr Laura and the rest of the rogue’s gallery. Still you have to give him some credit. While he can be a jerk, he’s never been an anonymous jerk. Harmless asset might be overstating things though. I consider him more of a harmless ass. The only thumbs up this time is the one up his ass. Rog time to shut it before the gallery get’s closed indefinitely. Meanwhile the rest of us can only wonder what makes successful and supposedly intelligent people become self destructive fools the minute they get a Twitter account? There must be a little jackass in all of us – RIP Ryan Dunn!

BTW every fictitious person has a Twitter these days. Not just the professionally fictitious either, but some of the genuinely fictitious personalities!

Now here’s more in that Hollywood Mind Control series:

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Update: Ebert fans, and those morbidly curious enough to wonder what he’ll say next, will be glad to hear that the complaining paid off. Ebert has his facebook page back!

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Jordan Maxwell blow out extravaganza

“Texas has a lot of electrical votes.” ~ Yogi Berra



master of malapropism or a wolf in cheap clothing

Jordan Maxwell may be an Illuminati shill who’s man mission is predictive programming – to introduce you to Illuminati ideas in appetizer form so that you’ll be ready when the main course gets jammed down your throat – but he is an entertaining talker. One of his bog gimmicks is the meaningful malapropism. That is words that would otherwise be unrelated share meaningful connection based on how likely they are to be confused by an average 6 year old. So ideas get presented like “2 sheeps that bah in the night”. Needless to say comedians have been getting mileage out of the malapropism for decades!

BUt back to Jordan Maxwell, when you’re not too intersted you can talk for hours, and Maxwell has literally burned up miels of video and audio tape. That’s good for his many fans cause it can keep them busy for days on end. With that in mind here’s some of Maxwell. Hope you’ve got a few hours to spare!












now here’s part 4 of Jesse Ventura’s book & this is the good stuff MK Ultra and Project Artichoke –

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Love American Style

look, she thinks she’s people!

After you’ve been a call girl – allegedly (bloggers love that word cause when ever we saying anything libelous we can squeeze it in like “reverse tag” in some school yard game – you’re safe or so you think; depending on whether the other person is playing games too, or if they mean business), a B movie actress, and involved in one of the nastiest ugliest bust ups in recent memory then there are only two options for an encore. You can get Phil Spector to blow your dental work out, or you can write an inspirational memoir. Since Phil is currently out of circulation – he performed one too many encores – Denise Richards has opted for the latter. Her dental work, if not the reading public, thanks her for it too!

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Now like I say Denise has been a busy little beaver who’s had many fingers in her pie – is that the way that saying goes? – but the big thing that makes her interesting instead of merely a curiosity, is her marriage to Warlock Charlie Sheen! That’s because anything Charlie gets close to becomes interesting. When he hooks up with some random slut, the gal becomes a Twitter celebrity over night. When he goes on Livestream everyone watches. Now Anthony Weiner has resigned via livestream, even though before Charlie no one other than hard core nerds even knew what the fuck Livestream was. Personally I think that Weiner should never have resigned. He ought to have flipped the fuck out, forced some kind of impeachment, then turned around and sued for breach of contract! Weiner’s no warlock. He’s no Bill Clinton either. Clinton got caught with his finger in the cookie jar and he didn’t step aside for worthier lesser men like Al Gore. Clinton himself might have quipped “I ain’t resigning, I get more skin as President!

Just call him “Dick Cox”!

It could’ve been worse. Weiner’s first name could’ve been “Dick” Then Conan O Brien would’ve had an aneurism. Back to the topic at hand. Sheen managed to make even a brain dead slut like Denise Richards interesting which God knows must qualify him as some kind of warlock. Denise did make some contributions during the divorce, moistly through her stupid vicious scheming. If you’ll recall she accused Charlie of being into ‘borderline porn’, claimed that he was addicted to pills that he got online – also the source of his porn, and that his brains were addled with conspiracy theories picked up from people like Alex Jones and David Icke. For those who don’t know abut Icke he’s the former Brit sportscaster who now makes a living telling people that the Queen of England is a giant shape shifting lizard. That makes Icke interesting too, if only because a bad acid trip, again allegedly, completely shape shifted his life! You can read more about Mr. Icke and his ilk on our other other blog Area 51! As for the interesting Denise, she also got laughed out of a judges office after asking for an emergency hearing because she said her girls were touching themselves funny after returning from a visit to their father’s (and they still keep Tila Tequila in the dog house!).

Take that jealous haters! Anyhow the whole Denise and Charlie thing was a case of push coming to shove with a vengeance. People were calling it the divorce of the century basically because they were trying to be optimistic. We were really waiting for the shit to really hit the fan & the whole scenario to go OJ Simpson! It might have – depending on whether or not Charlie is really as allegedly crazy as he allegedly pretends – if Denise hadn’t taken some time out from all the pressure of being a full time professional bitch to go and mess up her BFF Heather Locklear’s marriage to Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora.

To fill you in on that inspirational episode in the amazing life of Ms Richards: basically she was busy screwing the cock off of Sambora while Sambora’s wife Locklear was wandering around all drunk and dazed and unsuspecting. Denise decided to take the game to the next level basically because she probably thought that busting up Locklear’s marriage would be like taking candy from a drunken comatose baby! So she left some sexy e mails about what a stud and a winner Sambora was on Sambora laptop where Heather was sure to find them.

Sure enough Heather did. She sued for divorce and then went on a major bender alcoholic relapse of David Hasselhoff proportions. The result was that Locklears years of secret drinking came out in the open as well as Denise’s on the side slutting around. Denise claimed that she was just trying to make herself feel better because her mother was dying of cancer – call that the John Edwards Defense. Perhaps that’s why people forgave Charlie when come colourful phone messages of him ranting about Denise’s “dead mom” got released, no doubt by Denise herself. Denise is all heart, if her heart is between her legs and has herpes – allegedly. People also seemed to forgive Richards too. You’d have taken a dog to the vet for behavior like that but most people started giving Denise credit for being more intelligent than they thought. Just like Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie.

So the upshot is that for a bleached brained tramp Denise has done enough to fill up several tabloid type bios. None of it was very inspirational, unless you were a staff writer for Arron Spelling, in which case you were probably taking notes! However life moves on. Charlie got involved with his slut de jour Brooke Mueller who was pretty much a Denise Part Duex. Denise did some quick calculations – even the dumbest slut is capable of basic math if you just tack some dollar signs in front of the numbers (Shit I think that some of these tramps could solve equations for Stephen Hawking if you just put the “$$” in the right places) – and realized that she was making her money from alimony payments and not divorce settlements. That meant she had to build him up, so he would be well liked and earn more money for her, instead of tearing him down so people wold blame him and make a judge give his money to her. So suddenly Charlie was a wonderful man and an incredible father who didn’t look at underage porn or cause his daughter’s to act funny after unsupervised visits.

Not that’s a lot of about turns to keep up with but people managed. They must of because Deni$e seemed to be getting some credit for being something other than a soulless rapacious whore. She was interviewed on TV talk shows and treated with respect, interested of ridicule and derision. People asked her if she were losing any sleep over Charlie. Basically they were acting like she had genuine thoughts and feelings instead of a bundle of nasty, insistent little urges and drives (the difference between people and psychopaths). It was getting to the point where soon they might begin asking her who she supported for president, or what she thought about the environment!

Now when you’ve spent significant portions of your life on your knees with your mouth open (allegedly) this kind of credibility, and even respect, is a little different. You’re just not used to people treating like a person instead of a burnt out fuck doll with a grudge. It’s a glimpse into how the other half live that can turn your head a bit. Hell, Denise got right carried away. The poor fuck for brains probably even started thinking thaty she was actually in love with Charlie or something, after so much unaccustomed positive reinforcement. So this positive reinforcement has some side effects. Basically it’s sent Denise out fishing for more – praise and of course money – by writing a new book!

wonder woman the unauthorized biography

The book is not gonna be a tell all – in Denise’s case all would be too much to tell for any mere book, though you can find much of it in back issues of your favorite super market shit rags, or even in this very blog! Denise is billing it as – wait for it and try not to faint – an ‘inspirational’ memoir. At least that’s what she’s telling the good people over @ Radaronline! Now it might be inspirational to know that Denise actually can write, like Vanna White when she put out her inspirational memoir several years back. Denise maintains that her unsuspected literacy skills aren’t the only thing that makes this inspirational. She wants to tell the world about he ove story – a love story with Charlie that ‘became what it became’. Says Denise:

“I get into the good stuff about my marriage, because people have only read the rotten stuff,” she said, describing the content of the book which is due for release on July 27.
So, you know, there was a beautiful love story between he and I and then it went the way it went. But I talk more about how I felt during that time, because I think a lot of women can relate to that going through a divorce and custody and being a single parent, trying to work and all that stuff.”

“Well it’s not a tell-all, but it’s hopefully something that’s inspiring. I went through a whole lot and I get asked a lot of questions about that time in my life, so I figured I would write my story and hopefully anyone that has been, you know, dealing with challenges will know that there is light at the end of the tunnel.”

“But the thing is I’ve dealt with it for a very long time, so it’s not new for us. It’s just new for other people. But as far as the media, I protect my children from that. I don’t keep the news on when they’re around.”

“I have gotten a lot of nice messages on Twitter. Very supportive people and it means a lot.”

So there you have it – due out on the 27th. Some fine reading that ought to make too. You have only yourselves to blame. That is those of you who allegedly sent those nice messages on Twitter. You shouldn’t have encouraged her. Now you’ll just have to put up with this dose of inspiration. That is unless you’ve read today’s Wondertrash post imn which case you’ll have gotten the inspirational highlights of Denise’s life of crime. Then you can save your money instead of giving it to that awful woman!

PS. Shannon Tweed walked out on Gene Simmons during an episode of Joy Behar, after calling him a pig. Now only yesterday it was pointed out right here on Wondertrash that they were a little to comfortable doing interviews together for a couple on the verge of a blowout. Their was more tension between James Garner and Mariette Hartley back in those old Polaroid One Step commercials from many years ago. Anyway Shannon has taken her bid for credibility to the next level, and just after the post too. I guess that we know of one TV Bunny who reads Wondertrash!

Now here’s a little more on that whole MK Ultra Monarch Mind Control thing that has been plaguing Hollywood! This time it has to do with Harry Potter selling sex, which was supposed to be Twilight’s job according to Emma Hermione Watson. No wonder the kids at Brown gave her such a hard time – insufferable little twat, allegedly!

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Wonder Woman vs the Terminator – Hasta La Vista, Baby!

Wonder Woman vs Predator!



Tis the season for dirty laundry. If you’re into that sort of thing you could take your pick nowadays. take Arnold Schwarzenegger for instance. Arnie was the body builder who shot to fame with a combo for steroids and snappy one liners! By the time he was filming predator he was serious enough about Kennedy Kid Maria Schriver to take time out from shooting to jet off to Hyannis Port for some chowder and a wedding!

Skip forward a decade or so, past some cheesy action flicks, some good attempts at comedy, and a run for governor and many Kennedy family barbecues, to the present situation. The present situation is that the Sperminator is deep in shit. Seems that while the Gov was grinning for the cameras with Maria at his side, and getting solar panels installed on the gov’s mansion to show that he was a conservative with his heart in the right place; he was also banging away at the hired help. The gov had a side piece in the form of “staff with benefits” That lead to a child that came along about the same time as one of his kid’s with Maria. When Arnie and American Maid weren’t busy soiling the sheets in the gov’s mansion, sidepiece was busy trying on Maria’s cloths and jewelry. I could bore you with details except you wouldn’t be bored, and a pro can do it better! So here’s the pro!

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Wow, I mean wow. Over 50 years since World War 2 and Germans are still evil! Of course Arnie is an Austrian. To be clear an Austrian is a German with enough PR savvy to deny being German in public. The Pope doesn’t deny being German but he’s got so many other PR problems that there’d hardly be any point.

Back to Evil Arnie! Now that you’ve got all the dirty details you probably want to know what else is new. Maria is seeing a lawyer. Also should push come to shove she stands to get a real windfall. As much as 50 mill according to some sources. Though she is a Kennedy that doesn’t make her as rich as you think. That loot got split up in trust amongst numerous grand kids (John John was well heeled at the time of his untimely death. He was reputedly worth 250 mill at the time. It should be said that much of that was from Jackie and made post JFK, through Onassis and her various projects.). Arnie on the other hand has money to burn, what with his long career of cranking out the bash ’em up flicks.

So it’s not surprising that Arnie ain’t to thrilled with this whole divorce deal. According to Popeater he’s “willing to beg” to get his wife back. According to Poopeater Arnie has said through some professional mouth piece that:

“He knows that he has made mistakes, terrible mistakes in his past but isn’t prepared to lose the greatest woman in his life. This has nothing to do with money or the children. He misses her terribly and will do whatever it takes to win her back. Even begging.”

I like the ‘this isn’t about the money, or the kids’ comment. Mentioning money and tacking on the kids as an after thought just makes it so much more convincing. He didn’t have to mention his political career since that’s over and done with, even if they do change the constitution to let Evil Germans run for pres. So the moral of the story is that there’s a time and place for everything, and even if you’re a big shot action hero it might be a good idea to learn the art of gun control – now an issue Arnie will never have to grapple with politically.

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