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DListed doesn't like Kim Kardashian, & blabbed about Beyonce's cosmetic procedures!
DListed doesn’t like Kim Kardashian

Entertainment journalism is taking information and turning it into meaningful gossip. Celebrity blogging likes to keep the gossip as meaningless as possible. The information, though juicy, might be irrelevant. Like in the piece the good people at DListed recently did about the alleged tension between Beyonce and Kim Kardashian!

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Kim and Beyonce run in the same circles since Beyonce, JayZ, & Kanye West – Kim’s significant other, all run in the same circles, with occasional appearance by Gwyneth Paltrow & Chris Martin. Not so much Chris these days. He’s still in the picture. It’s just that his role is undefined now. Gwyneth might still be around. She’s needs her friends support right now. Though it should be said that Pepper Potts is quite the formidable lady. She made Vanity Fair pull in their horns and back up. The point is that paths cross, people run into each other, and when there are underlying tensions in the relationship then they can surface during unexpected chance meetings. Like recently between Beyonce and Kim Possible, as covered on DListed!

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Now this is where the art of celebrity Internet blogging & meaningless gossip combo’d with irrelevant information comes in! DListed does a very lively and saucy piece. Their writing has some real bite to it. That’s prob why it’s the blog now, along with TMZ; & after Perez Hilton got into the music biz and went soft! Not that Perez went soft. It’s just that he’s kinder & gentler, and a celebrity friendly Perez Hilton. It’s like a Batman scenario where the Joker gets hit with Good Guy Gas and is still just as crazy, but not as lively and entertaining as back in the days when he was trying to blow up Hollywood Gotham with only an Internet connection! Don’t get me wrong – PH just found creative things that he’d rather be doing. That’s good on him! It’s just that some of us lowly bloggers miss the days when he almost single handedly gave us a kind of main stream credibility we never had before, or since! It’s like the pain of having a really good conspiracy theory conclusively debunked. You’ve lost a weird guilty pleasure!

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As for DListed, they spend much of the column referring to Kim as an “action figure” – fully articulated and with a variety of poses! Not really an action figure, but they refer to her as a life sized “Kim doll” numerous times. By numerous times I mean the 1st 2 paragraphs. You can only wonder what kind of action accessories Kim Possible comes with, like go go boots, and a utility belt that’s wrapped around a slinky catsuit.

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Now to violently pull you away from those Diana Rigg Emma Peel Avengers fantasies, & back to gossip! According to DListed Kim & Beyonce turned up at the dermatologist’s office at the same time. Kim was very friendly with Beyonce, but Beyonce seemed a little busy and distracted. DListed extrapolates from this that Beyonce hates Kardashian’s guts and tries to avoid her whenever possibly. Whenever it’s not possible then she begrudges Kardashian what ever attention that she’s obliged to give her. “You again? Ugh! Haven’t we already spoken once or something? So what do you want now?”

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I’m not sure what basis there is for this, since Beyonce is a pretty busy woman, so unless you’re Michelle Obama, or an ardent fan, she’s probably gonna come off busy and distracted. Time is money and her schedule must be booked tight. Just imagine what 5 mins of Beyonce’s time is worth! So if she comes off as “oh that’s nice dear…”, while edging towards the door, it’s understandable. You don’t need to read too much into that. It doesn’t necessarily mean that Beyonce would spit on Kardashian if she could get away with it, or anything (though what might go on between consenting adults in the enchanted land of Hollywood is not for us to judge, only to fantasize about. It’s a freaky place!).

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Oh yeah and they (DListed) call Kim a ‘creepy stalker’. I think they’re trying to infer that Kardashian is stalking Beyonce or something, or perhaps is some how fixated on her as a powerful alpha female- even though only this one instance of them crossing paths is mentioned. Now if there were repeated instances, that were too much for random coincidence, or if Kim had been spotted outside Beyonce’s residence, laying in wait with a net and hand cuffs, then I’d say that they were on to something. She might have to channel her inner superheroine Sasha Fierce to sort things out. One chance meeting at the dermatologist isn’t a case of girl on girl fixation or anything, and probably no reason for Beyonce to start changing clothes in phone booth. Of course if she really wants to then she can go ahead!

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The thing is that Kim’s an easy target. She had that reality TV show. A sex tape is forgivable. It’s even laudable these days. No one likes reality. It’s just something that everyone watches. So people dislike Kim Kardashian & co. It’s as though America had decided the Kardashians were some creepy calculating reality TV version of the 1950’s Gabor Sisters! So Kim gets her share of shade thrown on her. America just isn’t completely comfortable with a smart businesswoman, unless he makes it naked in Playboy!

A Miss Kimmunication?

It’s not easy being a tough smart cookie, but Kim finds a way!

Anyway DListed tries to paint out this whole big tense feud between Beyonce and Kim K. That may be true. However DListed hasn’t exactly given us overwhelming evidence of that. It’s titillating, but meaningless gossip. They do give us some unrelated information though. They went on to say that Kim asked for the same dermatological procedures as Beyonce, as though she has to copy Beyonce in everything now. They then went on to say that the procedure was botox and fillers – which Dlisted points out, was prob what Kardashian was gonna get anyway. So who knows how Beyonce will take that? If you’re Beyonce then you might not want the world knowing that you get your million dollar face fixed regularly. Also, and though Kim’s an attractive gal, you might not want people thinking that you need the same work as she does. You’re Beyonce and in a league by yourself! Maybe Beyonce will hold it against DListed, instead of Kim?

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4/17/14 – Taylor Swift leaving her apartment in NYC

 out around in front with Taylor Swift

Many people are familiar with Taylor Swift. They’ve seen her on TV at numerous award shows, or being interviewed on a variety of entertainment news shows where she might talk about her relationships or her hit singles. So she’s usually dressed up, made up, and very well presented.  Just as we’re accustomed to see her.

So what does Taylor look like when she’s off duty? Say when she’s casually sashaying out around in front of her swanking NYC digs? Well and as usual she’s dressed up, made up, and very well presented – but in a less Hollywood red carpet awards gala glam and more Hollywood everyday wear glam slightly businesslike kind of way. In this case it’s a snazzy black jacket, and black mini, and some sleek black stockings!  Just have a look at these recent pix of Swifty

4/17/14 – Taylor Swift leaving her apartment in NYC.

Is Transcendental Meditation making a come back, or is it just catching on again?  Jennifer Aniston recently attributed TM as the secret to her youthful looks. Ellen DeGeneres has claimed that twice daily TM practice helps her remain calm and centered. Oprah Winfrey treated her entire staff to TM classes after checking out the TM center in Fairfield, Iowa. Clint Eastwood has practiced it for years. Then there are the TM comedians, from Russell Brand (his ex Katy Perry is also a practitioner), and including the aforementioned Ellen, to the late great Andy Kauffman. Jerry Seinfeld and Howard Stern are also TM practitioners and discuss Howard’s TM experiences in this episode of Comedians Getting Coffee in Cars! That’s Jerry’s new foray in to drive through comedy.

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Catherine Zeta-Jones Debuts New Bangs, Tom Cruise seeing "Donna" from That 70’s Show

Michael Douglas & Catherine Zeta Jones are still technically separated but they’re getting out and about together. Like at a recent red carpet outing. It gave Catherine Zeta a chance to show off her new hairstyle.

courtesy of  WochitEntertainment

Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas wowed on the red carpet last
night, posing together and smiling for photographers, despite separating
just eight short months ago. The gorgeous actress wore a striking black
ensemble with a plunging neckline paired with an embellished clutch and
dazzling drop earrings and she showcaed hot new hairstyle. The brunette
beauty debuted fresh new bangs that framed her face and drew attention
to her sparkling eyes effortlessly.

There’s also some Tom Cruise in the news. Tom is dating Topher Grace’s old girlfirend from That 70’s Show, Laura Prepon! No word on whether Tom was a fan of her former sit com, but sources say he wanted to meet her after watching her on Orange is the New Black.

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Jenny McCarthy Is Engaged!

Guess who’s gettin’ hitched! & she’s doin’ it with a yellow sapphire engagement ring! BTW she’s engaged to Donnie Wahlberg. According to Jenny on the View he made numerous proposal attempts and finally enlisted the help of her eleven year old son Evan. That cinched it.

Let’s hope she uses the ring’s power for good!

You’ll probably wanna have a look at the ring. Yellow sapphires aren’t something you hear about everyday. This particular specimen is so big and bright that it probably has some kind of Yellow Lantern super powers associated with it. Jenny will have to be careful where she points it. Should it be fully charged for the fight against evil, and go off accidentally while pointed in the wrong direction, who knows what effect it might have! View colleagues might be sent into the Phantom Zone with nothing more than an evil look and a flash of Yellow Star Sapphire Lantern Power! Annoying Internet bloggers might be reduced to gibbering idiots (but who could tell the difference?)! Reese Witherspoon might accidentally get called “Jenny McCarthy” in an interview. Anything could happen under the influence of this super sapphire!

Readers with glaucoma or detached retina may want to avert their eyes!

Now lest you think that these are wild exaggerations just have a gander at the ring in question featured in the photo below, which got posted about one hour ago over @ news-headlines-info.

Donnie Wahlberg makes it official with fiancee Jenny McCarthy - with the help of her son Evan and a huge yellow sapphire ring
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AMC Movie Talk – Steve Jobs Biopic Needs New Director, MAN OF STEEL 2 Ge…

courtesy of  AMC Theatres

On this episode of AMC Movie Talk (Tuesday April 15th 2014) we discuss:

David Fincher leaves Steve Jobs biopic
First GONE GIRL trailer
Hans Zimmer to score MAN OF STEEL 2
Helen Mirren joins Cranston in TRUMBO
Brad Pitt to lead THE OPERATORS
MTV Movie Awards vs Oscars
and more!

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Official TV Spot – Brothers (2014) – Megan Fox

Hunger Games Catching Fire has just won a slew of awards like Jennifer Lawrence, Josh Hutcherson, & Best Picture at the MTV Movie Awards! So it’s already old news! Just like that upcoming lunar eclipse that the media keeps going on about. You need some new news like  Michael Bay and Megan Fox together again. They had a painful Sonny & Cher type break up in which Megan went off to find herself or something. Maybe they just needed their space and some time apart. It had almost reached the point of seeing other people when Bay cast Rosie Huntington Whiteley to play Megan opposite Shia Labouef in the last Transformers movie!  It’s good for Meggers that she patched it up with Bay, because I hear he was auditioning Julia Voth to be the new foxy brunette!

Is Julia Voth the New Foxy Brunette?

FYI Megan and Julia have their similarities like both are Taurus girls: Megan May 15 & Julia May 16. Both had rural upbringings: Megan in Tennessee & Julia in Saskatchewan. Both have Sci Fi & action related experience: Megan with Transformers, and Julia as the human model for Resident Evil video game’s Jill Valentine! Both have had entertainment related ‘controversies’: Megan had a hi profile spat with director Michael Bay, and in Julia’s case I hear that Milla Jovovich fears her (Let’s face it Julia was the natural choice for the role of Jill Valentine in the recent RE flick)! Don’t believe me? Then view the following photo of the Resident Evil beauties together! The while scene is riddled with tension, & Milla has that “hide the sharp objects’ look!

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Naomi Campbell Reveals Girl Crush On Jennifer Lopez: "She’s So Beautiful!"

supermodels getting ‘broad’ minded

A little while ago and during a sexy interview (sex rituals were discussed) supermodel Miranda Kerr revealed that she had a girl crush on fellow/sister Aussie model & David Jones spokesperson Megan Gale! Gale was the one tapped to play Wonder Woman in that JLA motion picture from a few years back that never got made. Now no one can fault Miranda on her taste since when it comes to good looks Gale is a brain blister of a woman!

Seems like Kerr’s frank confession have lead the way for other famous models to start talking about their own same, or ‘dame’, sex crushes. In this case Naomi Campbell confesses her admiration for Jennifer JLo Lopez – whom she describes as “So beautiful”. While Naomi and JLo together might be a nice idea in theory – it could be rough in practice, since both ladies have strong personalities and fiery temperaments! Still it’s something to think about.

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