Punks

Lindsay Lohan is due in ‘lock down therapy’ on May 2nd. The rehab is part of her court mandated sentence, along with community service. That unhappy period is set to last about 90 days. So how is Lindz spending her last days of freedom? She’s hangin’ out with Kristen Stewart.

“They met through one of Lindsay’s friends who also knows Kristen,” the Post quotes a source as saying. “Lindsay was invited up to Kristen’s house last week, and they hung out with Robert Pattinson who was back from filming in Australia. Lindsay and Kristen discussed their careers, creative ideas and how they deal with living under the focus of the media and the paparazzi.”

No one is quit sure what brought Lindsay and Kristen together. Apart from some mutual friends the girls also share some negative publicity experiences. So they have that to bond over. However Lindsay has acquired a few high profile supporters over the years. In addition to Kristen Stewart and Charlie Sheen, Lindz has made the acquaintance of Lady Gaga, James Franco and The Wanted’s Max George.

Troubled young women stick together. Unless you’re Amanda Bynes, in which case people start keeping a safe distance. That’s because Bynes can get a little kooky. She got kicked out of her fitness club for acting like she was having a mental breakdown, there have been some legal issues, and she’s started making annoying tweets. So the signs are there.

Like recently Bynes tweeted that she wanted Drake to “murder my vagina“. Now no one can blame a young woman for having interest in sex. It’s just that in her case Amanda took it a little over the top. Now she’s added to her growing list of notable tweets with the following words of sage advice. Never mind that old “be true to your self” stuff that they tell kids. Amanda’s gives it to you straight – feel good guidance for the self esteem challenged.

Now that’s the kind of practical advice you can really use, and the kind guidance counselors don’t give you!

Justin Bieber’s mom claims that he’s completely out of control. Justin has had some high profiles problems of late like being accused of being a pot head –  and not to mention his “altercations“; once with a paparazzi in Brit, and another recently with a  neighbor whom the Bieb allegedly spat on. So what does mom think about this. Bieber’s mom admits that she doesn’t have any control over her son anymore. For one thing he’s 19 so the apron strings have no legal hold, unless she can get a conservator ship or something.

So what can she do? Well she admits that she prays a lot. She also tries to impart some guidance. Beyond that there’s nothing she can do. Interventions seemed to go out of style. Like reality TV they’re a bit too last decade.

BTW an update on the Justin Bieber spitting incident. The alleged incident occurred in Bieber’s very exclusive gated community. Gated communities are where the rich hole up in high end bunkers, while security guards keep the rabble at bay and out beyond the electrified walls (It’s reverse prison). So this ain’t Sunnyvale Trailer Park, or the kind of place where you can casually stroll up to a resident and tell them to fuck off while you’re suckin’ on a blunt. This is an exclusive area and some of the Bieb’s neighbors are pretty high up the food chain. Folks like Jeff Schwartz for instance.

Schwartz has been described as an automobile mogul. At least that’s how TMZ describes him. He’s also a resident of Bieb’s gated compound community. More to the point he’s also the guy accusing Bieber of spitting on him and threatening him. Needless to say Schwartz ain’t too pleased with Biber’s youthful hi jinx. The battery charges speak to that. Schwartz’s wife Suzie is pissed off too, and she’s speaking for herself.

Suzie says that Bieber ain’t nothin’ but a punk. In fact he’s the worst kind of little punk – one with a feeling of invincibility! Invincibility is even worse than a sense of entitlement. Invincibility is the same thing that got into Adolph Hitler before he invaded Poland and set off World War 2. Current consensus is that it’s also what got into Oscar Pistorious when got tired of being an inspiration to millions & shot his lovely girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp. When being booked into a Pretoria, South Africa police station Pistorius was told that he was going away for a long time, and allegedly replied “I’ll survive. I always win.” Pistorius’ family denies that he ever said that. The point being that feelings of invincibility are a huge character flaw and need attention when ever they’re found, even if they’re found in members of the Justice League of America!

Lest this get blown out of proportion this invincibility stuff is merely Suzie Schwartz’s opinion. Or to put it in her own words – “He’s a punk.  He thinks he’s invincible.  He can’t continue to have a bunch of enablers around him.”  FYI, there are reports Jeff said this, but it was Suzie. Suzie also tells TMZ, “Spitting on someone is unacceptable.  He can’t do this to people.

Now Suzie may not be holding a small loud dog while shaking a fist and chasing neighbor hood children off of her lawn. Then again she might be. Who can say whether or not she’s a stick in the mud who can’t cope with youthful high spirits?  If you stop and imagine your won husband or wife being spat upon by a celebrity, you can see how the shame and humiliation involved might get you to blow things out of proportion. One group who are taking the ongoing Justin Bieber Meltdown Crisis seriously are the good people over at TMZ. Keep checking in with them and follow the latest developments in the Bieber saga, like such as
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