Justin Bieber Arrested for DUI

Courtesy of Dade County Corrections

There’s news about Justin Bieber and it’s not good which is to say it’s bad. To put it in a nutshell Justin and his dad Jeremy were down in Florida with the posse hanging out and doin’ some under aged drinking. There was booze, weed, and prescription pills involved. Some time around 4 AM the combination of bad influences lead to TeamBieber closing off the street outside his residence and doing some drag racing in a rented Lamborghini. That lead to an unauthorized police escort and an eventual mugshot for Mr Bieber. It also lead to a court appearance in which his driver’s license was suspended (he has another from Georgia but that’s suspended too), and he got hit with $2500 bail or something. Plus he has multiple tags trending on Twitter right now, like #deportbieber.

Now here’s the rest of the bad news courtesy of youtube!

Now some might say that getting busted in a Lamborghini is taking a million dollar ride to the Dade County jail. It would’ve been doing it in style too if it wasn’t for the wall to wall tabloid coverage. Howe ever I hear that there is another reason behind Bieber’s DUI arrest. Supposedly he was trying to reach time travel velocity, just like Back To The Future. The idea being that he could return to a point before he became an international pop star. Then he could warn himself to stop making those youtube videos. After that life would return to some thing resembling normal, instead of speeding hell bent for leather towards a 5150. AS Justin’s mom said in her press release – “pray for him”.

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Kate Major Charged for Drunkenly Attacking 3 People … Including a Cop

Some guys sure can pick em and one of those guys is Michael Lohan. Compared to many of the ladies he’s dated his ex Dina is Princess Diana. His most recent Kate Major is a real winner. Kate used to work for supermarket tabloid The Star before she chucked in the sleazy world of entertainment gossip to date Jon Gosselin – following his separation from his wife. She described Jon as the love of her life and was devastated when he dumped her – he’d just gotten rid of Kate and probably wanted to avoid making a different version of the same mistake. So she took up with Michael Lohan on the rebound.

Michael and Kate proved a volatile pairing. So volatile that Mike was arrested after throwing a sleeping, and perhaps drunken, Kate off of a chair. The last time they got into a bust up Michael had to flee Major’s apartment after braking down the door. Apparently the police got involved so Mike had to beat a hasty exit out of the balcony. He got caught in a tree on the way down and broke his foot. Michael was accused of violating a restraining order but claimed that it was Kate who called him. That was the incident where the judge said in court didn’t give a damn about Dr. Drew‘s Rehab!

Possible set up aside people were inclined to blame Mike, even though Kate is no angel. Perhaps that’s because Lohan is the devil they know. We’re finding out a lot more about the devil we didn’t know now. Kate can be a little fireball herself. For instance the former Lohan squeeze recently got herself arrested. Not for anything minor like leaving some weed in the car, but something – pardon the pub – Major. Seems that the former tabloid writer got into a public snit and beat up 3 people.

Major was on a bender down in Florida when she got into an altercation with a Latino couple in a parking lot. She started beating on them and hurling around some racial slurs. Naturally that kind of behavior can’t be tolerated, so the police showed up. Kate had some ammunition left for them too – she called the arresting officer a “fat fuck“. You’re not gonna win friends and influence people with that kind of sweet talk. So Kate got hauled off and charged with 3 counts of battery, 1 count of resisting arrest and 1 count of disorderly intoxication. While those are all misdemeanors, if convicted she could go away for more than 4 years! Seems that without Michael Lohan to kick around anyone would do – trouble is that not everyone is as obliging a pasty as Mike.

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