Former Baywatch star Pamela Anderson recently got booted off of reality TV seriesDancing on Ice – despite the fact that her nipple got a public airing during the episode. Let’s have a peep at that –
Now Pam did pretty good in an earlier performance on the show. She scored 18.5 out of 40 which was respectable, and even impressive for a gal not used to skating. Or as Judge Robin Cousins told her: “Every crossover you did was correct, it was natural and not forced at all. It was beautiful.”
However things took a turn for the worse during her second outing. That’s when Pam had an embarrassing wardrobe malfunction. That seemed to throw her off. Or as Pam put it – “I wobbled because my dress fell off!” “Well, you know. I feel sad, but it was really fun and now I know how to skate a little bit. I feel so bad – I just stumbled in my dress, my boobs fell out. It happens!” The result is that she blew the performance and got booted off the show.
So remember that in entertainment it’s not just performance that matters – wardrobe counts too! That goes double when you’re trying to contain your enthusiasm!
Now let’s have a look at Pam’s routine with nipple slip up.
Bad news is Pammie got booted. Good news is she’ll probably be invited back!
Remember Jason Russell? He became well known for producing a film called Kony 2012, about the child victims of Ugandan warlord Joseph Kony. It was briefly referenced by Angelina Jolie shortly after she & her leg appeared together at the Oscars. Russell became even better known after he had a messy public breakdown. Basically he flipped out and got filmed naked in the street while having some kind of a fit. So he got arrested for indecent exposure and then got hospitalized. Not much was heard from him after that, until now!
Russell has recently made some public statementsabout what happened to him and how he’s doing today. Says Russell:
“My mind couldn’t stop thinking about the future,” Russell told TODAY correspondent Jenna Bush Hager of how the stress of public demand contributed to his mental downfall. “I literally thought I was like the future of humanity. It started to go to the point where my mind turned against me.”
Basically getting 100 million viewers in 6 days was a little too much for him to process. So he developed something called brief reactive psychosis. It what happens to people when they think that they are the future of humanity, or what happened to Capt James T Kirk when he periodically became unfit for command! Capt Kirk managed to successfully mask his condition most of the time, so he could continue to indulgence his delusions of grandeur. As for Russell, he’s treating the condition by getting more grounded – “It’s just been really spending time with my family, a lot of slowing down, yoga, therapy,” he said. “It’s really been healing for the mind, body and soul.” Live long & prosper Jace.
In other news actor Danny DeVito & his wife actress Rhea Pearlmanhave split after 42 years together. They met in 1970 when DeVito was working on the Shrinking Bride, on Broadway. 2 weeks later they moved in together. By 1982 they had married. Their publicist has confirmed the split to ABC News.
Texas is winning the war on celebrity
You’ve probably heard that actress Daryl Hannah got herself arrested when she got in the way of that big pipeline that’s getting put through. Hannah was taking the part of an elderly protester Eleanor Fairchild when Ms. Farichild got arrested for trespassing on her own property! So when the cops slapped the cuffs on Ms Fairchild, Daryl got tasken along for the ride. She was eventually released on $4000 bond. She also made the news with RT (Russia Today). Here’s some of their coverage!
Kim & Kayne Kardashian
Now that might be bad but hold on for a real outrage – Kim Kardashian is planning to bread. I don’t mean to alarm you but reports are coming in that the reality TV actress, who’s whole family is more or less pimped out into the growing Kardashian TV empire, is planning to add to the number of potentially marketable Kardashian that might be used in upcoming reality TV series. As you know she’s seeing Kayne West. So that relationship could be grist for the mill. If she can get him to get her pregnant then she has even more to work with! Just imagine Kim with her very own little Honey Poo Poo perched on her lap like a ventriloquist’s dummy! Now lest you think I’m making up worst case scenario’s look at this!
So it sounds like she’s learned a thing or two from her last debacle. For one thing you lose credibility when you over hype yourself. At least she’s planning this thing out. Do you suppose that Kanye knows anything about this yet? Sounds like she’s got plans for his life that might not include him!
As for the rest of you, get back to bedlam by continuing to read Wondertrash – the blog with a plan that will fix you good!
A few days ago on our sister site Wondertrash it was reported that a new tell all on Kate Gosselin had been pulled by Amazon after only 2 days. The book was by Robert Hoffman, who was a friend of Jon Gosselin and who had covered the Gosselns for US Weekly during the height of their reality TV fame. So he knew something about Kate. He found out some more by grabbing her discarded hard drive out of her trash and accessing tyhe info, including Discovery Channel e mails and documents.
No one was very happy about that. So at least 2 law firms got in on the act. Apart from Hoffman’s possibly libelous allegations, like Kate is sick in the head. Discovery was upset that their confidential documents – which they claim are legally protected, were being reproduced in a tell all. So pressure was brought to bear and the book got pulled.
Well now Hoffman is frightening back. He says hew’s got tons of incriminating stuff that will blow the damned lid right off of Kate Gosselin’s phony little cover. Stuff includes allegations that she beats her kids with wooden spoons. There’s also plenty of hint dropping about her dark side being scary than you ever imagined. He says that unless Kate calls off the hounds he’s gonna flood the internet with this stuff. If he falls then he’s gonna make sure that she falls even harder. Not that the threat is gonna deter Discovery Channel much.
Read more about this developing story over @ GossipRocks.
So what kind of a person is Kate Gosselin, besides the pushy reality TV mom we’ve seen too much of in the tabs & once upon a time on her Kate +8 series? We may never really know but the world came very close. That’s because a recent tell all purporting to reveal the damning truth on Kate was recently pulled from the shelves. The author, a friend of Kate’s ex Jon, swears every word is true cause he got it off a hard drive she threw away. Kate’s people claim that the book is libelous. So they had Amazon pull it.
The author is Robert Hoffman. The books is Kate Gosselin: How She Fooled The World. The libelous claim is that Kate is sick in the head. He also says that she’s in desperate need of mental health intervention. He also presents himself as some on in a position to know. he was a friend of Jon’s. As such he was privy to all kinds of anti Kate kind of inside info. For instance he says that he’s in possession of 5,000 family photos, personal documents, tax & business records. Now that’s what you call a really involved friend! Of course he was more to them than a friend. He was also a freelance reporter covering the Kate drama for Us Weekly!
Friendship doesn’t stop at collecting the relics of a failing relationship. Hoffman took his friendship to the extreme of diving into the Gosselins‘; trash to retrieve Kate’s discarded computer. Not to return it or anything, bu8t to search the hard drive for juicy tidbits. Tidbits he did find, according to him, in the form of many e mails between Kate & the Discovery channel. Those alone must be good for a laugh! Then there were the contracts and personal documents. Many of these were reproduced in their entirety.
‘I’ll be sued by one or more parties before this is over,” Hoffman wrote, & he was right. Quick as a wink the lawyers got in on the act. LA’s celebrity law firm Lavely & Singer made their presence felt. As did Washington firm Williams & Connolly. W&C are the Discovery Channel’sreps. So this is way more than a Gloria Allred nuisance suit.
The big boys issued some notices of infringement along with cease and desist orders. What that means in plain English is that even though Hoffman found that stuff lying around in some one else’s garbage, that ain’t exactly getting it fair & square. Besides some of that shit is still confidential, at least according to Discovery! So Amazon had to shelve the E Book almost as soon as it hit the market!
That leaves Hoffman in the middle of a legal mess. He’s also accepting on line donations. Seems there are some Gosselin enthusiasts out there who think that any swipe at Kate is well worth supporting! It also leaves Hoffman issuing some press statements, like ‘I’m overwhelmed and at a loss for words.’ ‘Loss for words’ would be very droll, if he meant it! Meanwhile he’ll have to join the ranks of other free speech martyrs like rebels without a cause Pussy Riot!
Pussy Riot: A cunning stunt or stunned cunts?
Wondertrash is the blog that supports free speech, but only if it’s frivolous, cause otherwise it’s only a waste of breath!
Celebrities like being trend setters. They also like getting plenty of cosmetic surgery. What happens when these two things come together? It might be reality TV in the making, but in this case it’s a scandalous news story about a woman who faked cancer in order to get a boob job paid for.
In this case the woman is Jamie Lynn Toler. She organized a fundraiser to get a double mastectomy and breast reconstruction surgery. At least that’s what she told everyone to get the money out of them. The truth is that she only used the money to get implants. She fessed up to her former boss, grandparents, and mother about the real deal, but that’s not where things went horribly wrong. When a compassionate doctor offered to treat her condition for free she was cornered! Upshot is that Jamie got sentenced to a year and three months in the can.
I dunno whether the woman ever did get her fake boobs, but she did get a little famous, & even got a jail sentence. That’s the Hollywood ending! There’s probably even a “to be continued”. Although it is alittle bit sick.
A little bit sick is Hollywood too. Most times that’s meant figuratively, as in “sick in the head”. However it as often as not means literally as starts get photographed throwing up in bushes and gutters, or staggering around while turning every shade of green. Sometimes it gets even more extreme – like when Justin Bieber & youtube are involved.
The Biebs was down in Arizona, where he treated 18 000 screaming fans to dinner and a show. The dinner was recycled. In the middle of performing “Out of Town Girl” the Biebs had a sudden attack of nausea – like so many will when listening to his music. So there in front of fans the Bieb doubled over and lost his lunch. When it’s you or me we can quietly crawl off to some rest room to be alone with our misery. When your Justin Beiber comapny loves misery, so your misfortune gets vodeoed and uploaded to youtube. So now you can see what Beiber looks like when he vomits!
Now that’s already become a tumblr gif and not doubt soon an Internet meme.Well the show m ust go on and you have to give Beiber full credit for giving the fans a show when he wasn’t 100%, and for not spraying all over them! After all, they came for pop music and not a Gallagher performance! The Beibs even apologized to his fans: “It’s hard for me, you know, not feeling great and throwing up in front of a bunch of people. Will you love me even though I’m throwing up on stage?” Don’t worry JB, that puke may already be up for bidding on EBay!
It’s been a hectic gossip week what with Arnold Schwarzenegger‘s startling revelations, some of which have helped put Brigitte Nielsen at the top of google search. Short story on that is yes he did her and possibly while he was dating Maria Schriver, but before they were married. He was even the one who intro’d her to Sly Stallone, possibly because she was getting too obsessed and Sly would make a good diversion. That Arnie always covers the angles.
Then there was the shocking story of Sons of Anarchy star Johhny Lewis who murdered his landlady, 81 year old Catherine Davis, outside the Los Felizresidence where he rented a room from her, before jumping to his death. Ms. Davis was kind of a beacon to the local arts community, who’d rented to many famous people over the years. She’d helped many get their start in LA. Johnny on the other hand had a long string of run ins with the law, was described as suffering from “psychopathy”, and an alleged user of synthetic drugs like “smiles”. He’d also dated Katy Perry and there has been some suggestion that “The One That Got Away” was partly inspired by him.
So while you digest that, Wondertrash will be working on more fresh dirt to be delivered soon.
Hunger Games is the story of a dystopic future where children hunt and kill each other for sport and for the amusement of TV viewers. So it seems like some one, maybe the author, has been watching Survivor. Survivor might have made more sense if they dispensed with the Machiavellian scheming and just armed the contestants with rifles and let them go at it! Like Survivor, HG has made stars out of some previously unknown young performers – who will now go on to hunt and eat each other, virtually, in the Hollywood Games Grid (That’s what made an alcoholic out of Daniel Harry Potter Radcliffe, though it can’t be blamed for Emma Watson being slightly snotty. I think that’s how she got cast in the first place. A Hogworts girl has to have spirit, even of some American Ivy League colleges won’t stand for it!). That’s where cannibalism takes the form of ‘psychic vampirism‘ via mean little mind games. So where do these hi powered movie makers get their ideas? Also like reality TV, Hunger Games is stirring up some controversy. In this case it’s in the form of a vein of latent racism that got exposed via Twitter – misspellings, bad grammar, & all! Sure Twitter could use a spell check option but who could’ve anticipated that with a 140 character limit? it’s not like blogging!
spring is sprung the grass is ris, Twitter’s where the outrage is
In this cause the source of the fuss is a character called Rue. In the film she’s black. Some followers of the book aren’t keen on that. So naturally they took to Twitter to air their grievances. Some of those highlights have gotten picked up on Tumblr, in a Tumblog called Hunger Games Tweets. The blog author has waded through the racist blurbs and selected some of the ‘highlights’ for reports. Reposting other people’s posts ain’t an original Internet idea, but this one has worked out so well that it might be worth stealing, for the higher cause of raising consciousness about what’s going on, of course. You mihgt be surprised, shocked, or merely outraged by some of the comments that have got made. Comments like those below:
& there’s plenty more where that came from. While these kids ain’t armed and dangerous, except in the virtual sense, they do seem to have a strange sense of fun, & no problem with cruelty. So that’s where HGT comes in, by playing spoil sport. Now don’t get me wrong. I think everyone can agree that watching teenagers in peril is the kind of fun that has entertained movie goers for 50 years. It bridges the generations by giving kids and adults something creepy that they can both enjoy. The racist response is tainting the fun. So if the sport is getting spoiled it’s only cause there’s so much sport in the world that needs spoiling!
Snoop Dogg is not only out but on the grass (allegedly) in this recent youtube video (there was a little too much to be said to fit into Tweet form) where he had some wise words on the recent Kim Kardashian fiasco. Now play close attention cause you never know when this is gonna come in handy – especially if you start datin’ one of those reality TV stars.
He’s only sayin’ what everyone is thinkin’, right?
“Cold blooded bitch” is a bit harsh. “A bit harsh” doesn’t make it untrue. Interestingly ‘Kim Kardashian‘ anagrams to ‘I am a kind shark‘. With the hate fest in full swing it looks like that shark’s goose is cooked, that is unless she can find an inventive way of cashing in on all that ill will – & where there’s a will there’s away. Maybe she could appear publicly in a pillory and charge passerby’s to toss rotten fruit and vegetables at her. That is a basic motivation behind much reality type TV, which is really hi tech bear baiting minus the cruelty to animals!
When we last left Demi Moore she had been carted off to the emergency ward for something called whip its. Doing whip its is basically inhaling nitrous oxide to get high. People thought that this was a bit much because whip its are usually something that young people do; and Demi was expected to have the age, income, and sophistication to do better.
Then the 911 tape came out. That featured a ‘friend’ – and it’s always good to have a few in Hollywood just in case you start to code blue or something, some one who’s on the payroll but not in the will so they have an incentive to keep you breathing – saying that Demi took a bad turn after smoking something that wasn’t pot.
Current rumor is that it might have been Spice. Now Spice is a kind of herbal blend marketed as a legal marijuana substitute. Many forms are so mild that you can’t even get a decent buzz out of it. Others are sprayed with a toxic blend of designers chemicals that can leave you running to the toilet or on the way to the emergency ward fairly quickly!
With Demi Moore’s recent freak out and Fran Drescher‘sUFO abduction – she was chipped! – Seal and Heidi Klum‘s impending whatever nearly got lost in the shuffle. People were shocked at first because they always had made a big deal out of being so happy. Then people became quickly distracted. Part of the reason that folk may have got distracted was because it was no one was exactly sure what was happening. No one knew whether they were divorcing, taking a break, or reconciling.
Well here’s what we do know so far. Hedi initiated the split. Also the pair have a prenup. that comes in handy since Klum earned a healthy $70 mill. She’s got a few irons in the fire like a jewelry line and her Lifetime reality TV shows. Meanwhile Seal has a relatively paltry $15 mill.
Now it didn’t always used to be that way. When the got together back in 2005 the financial situation was more even. Klum was also knocked up and on the rebound from that Italian billionaire race car driver who dropped her like stale sour kraut.
Heidi’s had huge success since then. As said Heidi’s also the one who hired the lawyers. It’s kind of a truism that most relationships bust up over money. When one partner is worth about 5 times the other it could be a strain.
Then again as Heidi points out Seal does have a temper. She can’t give any specific examples of his temper problem – you know the kind of things that might frighten a woman like punching holes in walls, breaking things, or making threats – those mere trifling details that give people a clearer picture of what’s going on; even though she seems to feel pretty free in talking about the split up. He does have this Leica camera collection that he’s pretty fussy & picky about – oooh that monster!
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