Robin Thicke Breaks His Post-Split Silence

Proud Papa Alan Thinke once described his son Robin and daughter in law Paula Patton as a super couple, however it seems that the dynamic duo have run into a rough patch, perhaps involving kryptonite
Robin Thicke breaks silence on Paula Patton split

Alan Thicke was once quoted as describing his son and daughter in law ,Paula Patton, as a super couple, and compared them to Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie. At least he didn’t compare them to Superman & Wonder Woman.  If you’ve followed entertainment gossip to any degree then you know that show business is rough on relationships, even for super couples. So it shouldn’t be too much of a surprise that the Thicke’s have split.

These things can come apart in any number of ways: people grow apart, the pressures of respective career demands pull people in separate directions, or maybe Robin caught the missus spiking his smoothies with kryptonite. That last one would’ve been unforgivable! However after his Miley Cyrus tweaking episode it would be understandable.

Anyway here’s a brief video update on the Thicke split.

Robin and Paula seem like an attractive and personable couple. So it’s a shame. However there is other shameful news to take our minds off of it. Like Paula Deen and Duck Dynasty. Paula was a marque personality on one of those lifestyle networks. She taught American how to make tasty food by soaking everything in lard and then deep frying it beyond recognition. The idea seemed to be “wrap it in bacon and they will come”. So naturally she gained a following.

She lost that following after some unkind remarks of her’s became public. Those ignorant comments don’t need to be repeated here, but suffice it to say thats she ain’t gonna be getting any Martin Luther King jr. awards. So then it was scandal time. Internet posters vented their rage and acted like they wanted to see Deen smothered in lard and lowered into a deep fat fryer! Whether or not that would help her achieve a state of crispy golden perfection, I doubt it would change her attitudes any.

Now Paula at least had the very good sense to drop out of the public eye for a while. When you really fuck up bad sometimes it’s a good idea to give everyone a chance to forget about whatever it was that you said or did that pissed them off so mightily. However the recent comments of Duck Dynasty’s Phil Robertson have drawn Deen out of hiding.

You’ll recall that Robertson was interviewed in GQ Magazine. That because when you run a style based publication you naturally want the input of a guy in a John Deere cap and camouflage over hauls. It just doesn’t make sense. Robertson then went on to share his views on homosexuality – he doesn’t get it and thinks it’s against the Bible. He then went on to make some ‘insensitive’ comments about the plight of black people in the south. They were along the “so what was the big problem with that” vein. Some thought that Robertson had become officially worse than Hitler. Other speculated that he was sick of DD, and would do or say anything to get himself fired. If that was the plan it didn’t work. DD is A&E’s biggest draw – so they really couldn’t afford to lose him as long as viewers keep tuning in. Maybe tea bagger Sarah Palin’s impulsive defense of him helped.

So Paula has taken some exception to this. Basically Deen wants to know why Big Phil and the Quack Pack are getting some kind of a free pass on this while she was drawn and quartered (her only defender was the Rev Jesse Jackson who was quoted as saying he didn’t see how destroying her would be of any help). While her chicken fried empire was in jeopardy, Duck Dynasty kept rolling on like it was water off of a quack’s back. Meanwhile America’s collective sholestrol  levels are dropping dramatically – so Deen still has a difference to make! Here’s a brief video on that.

The public feels that there are no place for Deen’s rather obnoxious views. However there might still be an important contribution for her to make. As you may be aware Israeli actress Gal Gadot has been cast in a three picture Wonder Woman deal. This makes her the 1st official Wonder Woman since Lynda Carter. Gal’s tall, beautiful, a former member of the Israeli army, & a former Miss Israel. Plus she did her own stunts in several Fast & Furious flicks. There’s just one slight glitch. Gadot is a size 0. So she’s got to gain some weight before she can don the satin tights.

To that end Gadot has been on a weight gain intensive to bulk up for the role. The studio’s have send their top trainer over the the Promised Land in order to work with Gadot personally. So she’s into a grueling regime of physical training and martial arts. Basically they’ve done everything short of shooting the girl full of horse estrogen. She’s also on a 3500 calorie a day diet to get some meat on them bones. Every fashion model’s dream.

This is where Deen could come in. No one knows more about hi calorie diets than Paula. So why not let her redeem herself by sending her over to work with Gadot? She could act as her personal chef, & whip up some heavily buttered, thickly battered, deep fried goodies that could have Gadot bursting at the seams in no time flat! I doubt that Deen cooks kosher – but when the world is waiting for Wonder Woman, & the magic that she does, exceptions have to be made. The only possible problem with this scenario could be the possible side effects: like Gadot developing type 2 diabetes, or her pancreas exploding. That’s always an issue with Deen’s cookin’. Still a few serving of refried caramelized lard combined with grueling work outs and Gadot could be sprouting bulging new curves in no time!

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Angelina Jolie considering pre wedding surgery?

Imagine for a moment that you’re Angelina Jolie. It’s cold out side so go and stick your mouth onto something metal and frozen, then pull your lips away quick after they’ve stuck on. That might help you get into character. Now imagine that you’re marrying Brad Pitt – according to the National Enquirer. You’ve found the perfect wedding gown but there’s just one slight problem – it doesn’t go with you’re arms. What do you do?

Well according to In Case You Didn’t Know you opt for something radical. In this case radical is surgery! You see Jolie has a slight problem with veins. It’s nothing really serious but to hear some people talk you’d think she had more lines running up and down her arms than Spiderman! Unfortunately for Jolie she’s taken the vein talk to heart. She wants her special day to be perfect. So her inner Bridezilla is taking over and deciding that nothing can stand in the way of perfection.

According to a source “Angie has always had a complex about how her veins jut out, but she never had an incentive to do anything about it until now. She’s chosen a sleeveless gown for her wedding day, and the last thing she wants is to be looking like a freak in the photographs.”

 Another source said, “Angie could probably fix the problems with her veins herself if she’d just put on some weight, but that’s not an option to her. She’s so immersed in directing her movie and working such crazy hours that food is the last thing on her mind. I’m sure that if she took the time to bulk up, everything in her life – including the toll all the weight loss has taken on her body – would fall into place. But Angie’s just too busy to eat. She’s also convinced that she needs to stay super skinny to maintain her sex appeal.”

 The source added, “That leaves her no option but surgery to tidy up those veins. The last thing she wants is for it to get worse. As she jokes to Brad, ‘I’m already vain enough!’”

Now that shouldn’t be major surgery or anything. Sounds like nothing more complicated than getting varicose veins removed. People do that all the time. Still a few extra pounds might not hurt. Back in her feisty &  fleshy prime, in those old Tomb Raider days. AJ’s fighting weight was about 130 pounds. That was at about 5′ 7″. It’s dropped a lot since then. Naturally bulking up with food and exercise can be demanding and even a full time job for the chronically slender.

However there’s got to be something less extreme than surgery. For instance she could always give horse estrogen a try! If Angelina does it then it could start a trend! Who knows where that might lead? Possibly to side effects. Once those powerful chemicals combine with pre wedding jitters the beast inside her might take over like a case of demon possession! She’d go full tilt Bridezilla! In such a  case there might be no holding her back! Are we really ready for Angelina Unleashed?

Then again maybe it’s not such a big deal. Think of it as like removing a few stray threads from a classic designer gown.

Horse estrogen & snide effects?

Today’s blog spot is dedicated to that unsung hero of Hollywoodthe Unknown Celebrity! Just because you don’t know who some one is doesn’t mean that they’re not famous. It could be that hot chick in the commercial, or that guy from the cult TV show, or even the voice from an animated TV hit sit com. For instance, you prob wouldn’t recognize Dan Castellaneta if you ran into him on the street, unless he said “D’oh”.

If you’ve gotta be famous, then the best way is being famous anonymously

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ROBERT PATTINSON Dumps KRISTEN STEWART After Globes?

Reel Love will only get ya so far, even in the movies

Rumor has it that RPatz dumped Kristen Stewart at the Golden Globes. They showed up together and hung out at an after party, but were not officially dates. Now they are apparently going their separate ways. That’s because, sources say, Patz was getting pressure over taking Stewart back. Basically he was a laughing stock and Stewart was hurting his career & image. Meanwhile Stewart has accepted the split and decided that it’s okay for them to go back to being really good friends.

the shimmy sham show – Stewart & Pattinson leave em wondering

looks like there are more Kristen Stewart Robert Pattinson break up rumours this time involving the Golden Globes they say it's good bye's ville for the pair after that which will have conspiracy theoriests saying I told you so
Stewart leaves em wondering

The thing is that this is exactly what all those Twilight conspiracy theorists said would happen, that Stewart & Patz would patch it up for the premiere, to get everyone interested & talking, then once the ticket sales are in they will quietly go their separate ways with the usual believable explanations that are heart felt and right from the publicist’s pen. Of course these are the same people who claim that Stewart and Pattinson were never a really a couple and that the relationship was a sham to hype the movie. For some reason paranoid types think movie goers will be more interested in a film if they think the stars are screwing in real life because they don’t know the difference between fantasy & reality. So the illusion has to be protected with tons of make believe. Now that the show is over the players merely need credible excuses so they can exit gracefully and move on to others acts.

Celeb gossip don’t answer question –  it’s just spreads shit around!

Now obviously that’s delusional thinking. The question is how many delusional thinkers run Hollywood studios? That is a question beyond they scope of celebrity gossip blogging’s ability to answer. However for the questions that we can answer take a look at the following short and informative video from CelebTV where they discussion the whole developing Pattinson Stewart break up story.

Now it may be true that Kristen may be through with Twilight. Who can say. They important thing that in Hollywood there are no shortage of ambitious and beautiful women waiting for any available void to be filled. So the show goes on. If some one can ‘t play the part then another person will. So I can not confirm the rumors that Angelina Jolie is currently trying to talk former co star Johnny Depp into an on screen rematch where they play the Pattinson and Stewart characters in a future set story line. Just because she has a human blood fetish is no reason to jump to conclusions. I will just say that Jolie is currently considering any and all offers from her undisclosed location – possibly the Bat Cave or the Fortress of Solitude.

could Angelina Jolie be considering the role of Wonder Woman in an upcoming movie?
Wondering Woman – Angelina Jolie has kept people guessing for years!

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Joaquin Phoenix calls Oscars total utter bullshit

Joaquin Phoenix is still the new Charlie Sheen

According to Phillip Seymour Hoffman his co star Joaquin Phoenix is a life force. He is also a mighty voice of Wondertrash. That’s because Phoenix has been nominated, yet again, for an Academy Award and has been pretty vocal in his opinions about it.

cosplayers without a cause

Now Phoenix has been pretty vocal in his opinions period. That actor seems to have some doubts about the acting profession. He might even share Robert Mitchum‘s view that acting isn’t a suitable job for  an adult. Bob wasn’t alone in his sentiments. ‘We play dress up for a living, just like tardsJennifer Aniston said to Reigs Philbin during a daytime TV interview. Phoenix went farther than either with his mockumentary I’m Still Here (well worth watching!) which seemed to be mildly disparaging of an industry that claims creativity but treats actors like meat puppets. Once again “meat parade” was the phrase George C Scott coined to describe the event he was reluctant to participate in. Now with all that meaty dressing up and parading around these negative Nellies are making the Academy Awards sound like Comic Con or something – except that Comic Con has gained a surprising amount of credibility lately!

hoopla out of proportion

So that brings us to the latest occurrence of Joaquin Phoenix. As mentioned Phoenix just got Oscar nominated for his latest movie. Now in Hollywood everyone acts like the Academy Awards are the annual second coming or something. It’s about shiny chrome phallic looking statuettes, pretty dresses, great hair, fake smiles, credible silicone & incredible botox, mutual admiration, and all the other things we use to define what’s important in life – & don’t forget really eye catching shoes because that’s what separates the winners from those who only show or place!

So now you know why they wish ’em – “Break a leg

So the Awards can get blown way out of proportion – like Angelina Jolie almost divorced her leg last year after it made a fool of her at the Awards. She was eventually talked down to amputation, and then to the even less drastic option of a tattoo, placed on some other part of the body. So with some other body part getting the attention the leg should get the hint and realize it was way out of line. Of course unnamed sources close to the actress say that there were other issues between Jolie and The Leg, like when it got it’s own twitter account. Then there were the rumors that the Leg was cutting an independent deal with People Magazine of lucrative picture rights. Maybe she was only jealous after the leg got it’s own stalker. So with everything getting so blown out of proportion that’s where Joaquin Phoenix comes in, by trying to put all this hoopla into proportion.

it’s always trick or treat in Halloween Hollywood

So he naturally had some colorful things to say about the awards – like it’s retarded. Now that’s not what he said, I’m paraphrasing to give you the gist of it. What he said was that the Oscars are complete bullshit that pit people against each other. He also described them as a big stinky carrot. Well he didn’t say stinky, but he did call ’em a carrot. He then went on to say that they’re the worst tasting carrot that he ever tasted. I think what he’s trying to say is that Hollywood success has a slightly shitty flavour. It’s alright if you have a taste for it. It might be rough trying to acquire a taste for it though. Now his statements might sound a bit rough. Perhaps he just meant that they should change the Awards ceremony date so that it falls on Halloween? It would be even more incentive to dress up, but wardrobe malfunctions and fashion faus paxs would be less noticeable in a general trick or treat atmosphere. Let’s just say that Joaquin was slightly irritated.

If you wanna heart more about what Joaquin had to say, then just watch the following brief video!

Jolie and the Leg still not talking

By the way for those waiting for some closure on the Jolie vs Leg story the two are still together, though Jolie say that the Leg is “dead to me!”. So then they’re estranged, rather than separated – like the relationship with her father Jon Voight. Jolie is also threatening to leave the Leg home this year – but that’s probably just an empty threat to keep the Leg in line. The Leg saga is a typical Hollywood story where some one forgets where they came from. Next thing you know the Leg will be doing it’s own good will missions for the UN. Now that might be an exaggeration but I could definitely see the damned thing endorsing a presidential candidate or pitching a reality TV pilot – possibly even releasing it’s own sex tape! So Jolie just wants to remind her leg to dance with the person that brought them to the party.

PS. The subject of Oct 15th’s Wondertrash Comic Con’s brashly shameless Mandy Caruso has made the Daily Mail. Seems that her  Tumblr post – a strong & well written piece – on comic con creepiness has gone semi viral. now Ms Caruso has made the Daily Mail! hit the link to read the article Mandy @ the Mail.

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Angelina Jolie goes to new extremes

Angelina Jolie grows beard – it was either that or run for president as an independent!


Angelina Jolie has done just about everything she can conceivably do to shock her audience. For instance she’s dated her brother – allegedly, she’s married Billy Bob Thornton, she’s worn vials of human blood around her neck, gotten tattooed, adopted kids, stolen Brad Pitt from poor Jennifer Aniston, and dabbled in bondage. She’s done everything short of getting a sex change, and now she’s coming to the verge of that. Behold this recent picture of Angelina Jolie sporting a full and lustrous beard. You may wonder what the fuck got into her, but unnamed sources say that she hopes it will focus more attention on her full sensuous lips. Plus it couldn’t be any more ludicrous than the leg thing at the Oscars!

Now every time Jolie pulls one of her kooky stunts it tends to get widely animated among the celeb set. So do you think that this could trigger some kind of celebrity female beard trend?

YOUR FAVORITE FEMALE CELEBS WITH BEARDS


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Back to bedlam

too naked to make it

Remember Jason Russell? He became well known for producing a film called Kony 2012, about the child victims of Ugandan warlord Joseph Kony. It was briefly referenced by Angelina Jolie shortly after she & her leg appeared together at the Oscars. Russell became even better known after he had a messy public breakdown. Basically he flipped out and got filmed naked in the street while having some kind of a fit. So he got arrested for indecent exposure and then got hospitalized. Not much was heard from him after that, until now!

Russell has recently made some public statements about what happened to him and how he’s doing today. Says Russell:

My mind couldn’t stop thinking about the future,” Russell told TODAY correspondent Jenna Bush Hager of how the stress of public demand contributed to his mental downfall. “I literally thought I was like the future of humanity. It started to go to the point where my mind turned against me.” 

Basically getting 100 million viewers in 6 days was a little too much for him to process. So he developed something called brief reactive psychosis. It what happens to people when they think that they are the future of humanity, or what happened to Capt James T Kirk when he periodically became unfit for command! Capt Kirk managed to successfully mask his condition most of the time, so he could continue to indulgence his delusions of grandeur. As for Russell, he’s treating the condition by getting more grounded – “It’s just been really spending time with my family, a lot of slowing down, yoga, therapy,” he said. “It’s really been healing for the mind, body and soul.”  Live long & prosper Jace.

In other news actor Danny DeVito & his wife actress Rhea Pearlman have split after 42 years together. They met in 1970 when DeVito was working on the Shrinking Bride, on Broadway. 2 weeks later they moved in together. By 1982 they had married. Their publicist has confirmed the split to ABC News.

Texas is winning the war on celebrity

You’ve probably heard that actress Daryl Hannah got herself arrested when she got in the way of that big pipeline that’s getting put through. Hannah was taking the part of an elderly protester Eleanor Fairchild when Ms. Farichild got arrested for trespassing on her own property! So when the cops slapped the cuffs on Ms Fairchild, Daryl got tasken along for the ride. She was eventually released on $4000 bond. She also made the news with RT (Russia Today). Here’s some of their coverage!

Kim & Kayne Kardashian

Now that might be bad but hold on for a real outrage – Kim Kardashian is planning to bread. I don’t mean to alarm you but reports are coming in that the reality TV actress, who’s whole family is more or less pimped out into the growing Kardashian TV empire, is planning to add to the number of potentially marketable Kardashian that might be used in upcoming reality TV series. As you know she’s seeing Kayne West. So that relationship could be grist for the mill. If she can get him to get her pregnant then she has even more to work with! Just imagine Kim with her very own little Honey Poo Poo perched on her lap like a ventriloquist’s dummy! Now lest you think I’m making up worst case scenario’s look at this!

So it sounds like she’s learned a thing or two from her last debacle. For one thing you lose credibility when you over hype yourself. At least she’s planning this thing out. Do you suppose that Kanye knows anything about this yet? Sounds like she’s got plans for his life that might not include him!

As for the rest of you, get back to bedlam by continuing to read Wondertrash – the blog with a plan that will fix you good!

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Angelina Jolie or Baba Yaga?


Here’s a shot of Angelina Jolie taken during one of her good will junkets. With her boney arm and malicious grin I can’t help thinking that she looks like she should be offering Snow White a poisoned apple or something.


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