Jason Kony Russell’s naked public meltdown video

March Madness

From the good people @ TMZ.

Needless to say it’s been a wild day for celebrity arrests. George Clooney got arrested earlier during a protest at the Sudanese embassy. Big George got handcuffed and carted off for some brief jail time, after which he got to break out his stand up routine at a press conference.

When in doubt, whip it out!

That was nothing compared to Jason Russell. Jace was the brains behind Kony 2012. Russell was spotted going berserk on the side walk around 11 AM. The poor man was naked as a jay bird and screaming his head off while he pounded the pavement. He was originally arrested for public masturbation, but he doesn’t appear to be masturbating in the video. He doesn’t appear to be masturbating in the video cause for one thing he’s beatin’ the street and not the meat.

naked aggression

From the looks of it he’s trying to channel his chi energy – to defend himself against psychic attack. So my guess is that some kind of witchcraft is involved; maybe even some kind of MK Ultra Monarch Mind Control mishap (sometimes the programming goes haywire!). Either that or the poor man was wasted on drugs or something. On the up side Russell has had 2 videos go viral in about a month!

Reversal of fortune: Is Angelina Jolie the next Megan Fox?

One thing that can be taken from this is that it’s a bad month to be Angelina Jolie. First there was that dreadful Oscar dress stunt. Now there’s this whole Kony masturbation mess she’s linked herself to by hyping the cause. Not that being linked to incidence of masturbation is bad for a Hollywood actress – it kind of keeps ’em in business as Megan Fox might say. It’s just the whole scandalous backfire angle of it.

bad ass blues

The thing was there was a time when Jolie could do no wrong in the eyes of the world. About ten years ago she was everyone’s favorite beautiful bad ass with the lips that wouldn’t quit. That was back when she was Lara Croft. In those days if she had been caught cooking babies in a caldron people would’ve said “cool”!

there’s a fine line between cool and fool

Somewhere along the way she seems to have lost her connection with the general public. People identified with her wild edginess because it represented a part of them that got broken through the taming process. So supporting Jolie was a way of “preserving wild life“. Somehow she seemed to make the transition from bad ass to needy and desperate. Probably something to do with the way she hangs on to Brad Pitt like Linus with his security blanket. So she went from cool to fool. People just started wondering whether she was ever really the person that they thought that she was.

Jolie next year? Crashing Oscar parties with Sean Young?

So now it looks like the tide has turned. These days Jolie can’t put a foot right. Especially when it’s on the end of that over hyped leg! So what can the future hold? I dunno. Hopefully she’ll hang in there – though she does seem to be more flighty and emotional than she seemed. Just as long as she doesn’t’ get busted for public masturbation!

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Jason Kony Russell Meltdown Video!

Jason Russell’s Kony 2012 video went viral. Now another Russell video has gone viral – thanks to the good people at TMZ, who somehow managed to catch the madness. Here he is – Jason Kony Russell – naked and flipped out. The guy doesn’t seem to be masturbating. Judging from the look of it he’s channeling his chi energy, perhaps to defending himself against psychic attack. So the poor man is obviously the victim of witchcraft, or possibly on drugs. it’s too soon to jump to conclusions. Russell managed to get himself held on a 5150 psychiatric hold over this stunt!

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