Robin Thicke Breaks His Post-Split Silence

Proud Papa Alan Thinke once described his son Robin and daughter in law Paula Patton as a super couple, however it seems that the dynamic duo have run into a rough patch, perhaps involving kryptonite
Robin Thicke breaks silence on Paula Patton split

Alan Thicke was once quoted as describing his son and daughter in law ,Paula Patton, as a super couple, and compared them to Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie. At least he didn’t compare them to Superman & Wonder Woman.  If you’ve followed entertainment gossip to any degree then you know that show business is rough on relationships, even for super couples. So it shouldn’t be too much of a surprise that the Thicke’s have split.

These things can come apart in any number of ways: people grow apart, the pressures of respective career demands pull people in separate directions, or maybe Robin caught the missus spiking his smoothies with kryptonite. That last one would’ve been unforgivable! However after his Miley Cyrus tweaking episode it would be understandable.

Anyway here’s a brief video update on the Thicke split.

Robin and Paula seem like an attractive and personable couple. So it’s a shame. However there is other shameful news to take our minds off of it. Like Paula Deen and Duck Dynasty. Paula was a marque personality on one of those lifestyle networks. She taught American how to make tasty food by soaking everything in lard and then deep frying it beyond recognition. The idea seemed to be “wrap it in bacon and they will come”. So naturally she gained a following.

She lost that following after some unkind remarks of her’s became public. Those ignorant comments don’t need to be repeated here, but suffice it to say thats she ain’t gonna be getting any Martin Luther King jr. awards. So then it was scandal time. Internet posters vented their rage and acted like they wanted to see Deen smothered in lard and lowered into a deep fat fryer! Whether or not that would help her achieve a state of crispy golden perfection, I doubt it would change her attitudes any.

Now Paula at least had the very good sense to drop out of the public eye for a while. When you really fuck up bad sometimes it’s a good idea to give everyone a chance to forget about whatever it was that you said or did that pissed them off so mightily. However the recent comments of Duck Dynasty’s Phil Robertson have drawn Deen out of hiding.

You’ll recall that Robertson was interviewed in GQ Magazine. That because when you run a style based publication you naturally want the input of a guy in a John Deere cap and camouflage over hauls. It just doesn’t make sense. Robertson then went on to share his views on homosexuality – he doesn’t get it and thinks it’s against the Bible. He then went on to make some ‘insensitive’ comments about the plight of black people in the south. They were along the “so what was the big problem with that” vein. Some thought that Robertson had become officially worse than Hitler. Other speculated that he was sick of DD, and would do or say anything to get himself fired. If that was the plan it didn’t work. DD is A&E’s biggest draw – so they really couldn’t afford to lose him as long as viewers keep tuning in. Maybe tea bagger Sarah Palin’s impulsive defense of him helped.

So Paula has taken some exception to this. Basically Deen wants to know why Big Phil and the Quack Pack are getting some kind of a free pass on this while she was drawn and quartered (her only defender was the Rev Jesse Jackson who was quoted as saying he didn’t see how destroying her would be of any help). While her chicken fried empire was in jeopardy, Duck Dynasty kept rolling on like it was water off of a quack’s back. Meanwhile America’s collective sholestrol  levels are dropping dramatically – so Deen still has a difference to make! Here’s a brief video on that.

The public feels that there are no place for Deen’s rather obnoxious views. However there might still be an important contribution for her to make. As you may be aware Israeli actress Gal Gadot has been cast in a three picture Wonder Woman deal. This makes her the 1st official Wonder Woman since Lynda Carter. Gal’s tall, beautiful, a former member of the Israeli army, & a former Miss Israel. Plus she did her own stunts in several Fast & Furious flicks. There’s just one slight glitch. Gadot is a size 0. So she’s got to gain some weight before she can don the satin tights.

To that end Gadot has been on a weight gain intensive to bulk up for the role. The studio’s have send their top trainer over the the Promised Land in order to work with Gadot personally. So she’s into a grueling regime of physical training and martial arts. Basically they’ve done everything short of shooting the girl full of horse estrogen. She’s also on a 3500 calorie a day diet to get some meat on them bones. Every fashion model’s dream.

This is where Deen could come in. No one knows more about hi calorie diets than Paula. So why not let her redeem herself by sending her over to work with Gadot? She could act as her personal chef, & whip up some heavily buttered, thickly battered, deep fried goodies that could have Gadot bursting at the seams in no time flat! I doubt that Deen cooks kosher – but when the world is waiting for Wonder Woman, & the magic that she does, exceptions have to be made. The only possible problem with this scenario could be the possible side effects: like Gadot developing type 2 diabetes, or her pancreas exploding. That’s always an issue with Deen’s cookin’. Still a few serving of refried caramelized lard combined with grueling work outs and Gadot could be sprouting bulging new curves in no time!

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Angelina Jolie considering pre wedding surgery?

Imagine for a moment that you’re Angelina Jolie. It’s cold out side so go and stick your mouth onto something metal and frozen, then pull your lips away quick after they’ve stuck on. That might help you get into character. Now imagine that you’re marrying Brad Pitt – according to the National Enquirer. You’ve found the perfect wedding gown but there’s just one slight problem – it doesn’t go with you’re arms. What do you do?

Well according to In Case You Didn’t Know you opt for something radical. In this case radical is surgery! You see Jolie has a slight problem with veins. It’s nothing really serious but to hear some people talk you’d think she had more lines running up and down her arms than Spiderman! Unfortunately for Jolie she’s taken the vein talk to heart. She wants her special day to be perfect. So her inner Bridezilla is taking over and deciding that nothing can stand in the way of perfection.

According to a source “Angie has always had a complex about how her veins jut out, but she never had an incentive to do anything about it until now. She’s chosen a sleeveless gown for her wedding day, and the last thing she wants is to be looking like a freak in the photographs.”

 Another source said, “Angie could probably fix the problems with her veins herself if she’d just put on some weight, but that’s not an option to her. She’s so immersed in directing her movie and working such crazy hours that food is the last thing on her mind. I’m sure that if she took the time to bulk up, everything in her life – including the toll all the weight loss has taken on her body – would fall into place. But Angie’s just too busy to eat. She’s also convinced that she needs to stay super skinny to maintain her sex appeal.”

 The source added, “That leaves her no option but surgery to tidy up those veins. The last thing she wants is for it to get worse. As she jokes to Brad, ‘I’m already vain enough!’”

Now that shouldn’t be major surgery or anything. Sounds like nothing more complicated than getting varicose veins removed. People do that all the time. Still a few extra pounds might not hurt. Back in her feisty &  fleshy prime, in those old Tomb Raider days. AJ’s fighting weight was about 130 pounds. That was at about 5′ 7″. It’s dropped a lot since then. Naturally bulking up with food and exercise can be demanding and even a full time job for the chronically slender.

However there’s got to be something less extreme than surgery. For instance she could always give horse estrogen a try! If Angelina does it then it could start a trend! Who knows where that might lead? Possibly to side effects. Once those powerful chemicals combine with pre wedding jitters the beast inside her might take over like a case of demon possession! She’d go full tilt Bridezilla! In such a  case there might be no holding her back! Are we really ready for Angelina Unleashed?

Then again maybe it’s not such a big deal. Think of it as like removing a few stray threads from a classic designer gown.

Horse estrogen & snide effects?

Today’s blog spot is dedicated to that unsung hero of Hollywoodthe Unknown Celebrity! Just because you don’t know who some one is doesn’t mean that they’re not famous. It could be that hot chick in the commercial, or that guy from the cult TV show, or even the voice from an animated TV hit sit com. For instance, you prob wouldn’t recognize Dan Castellaneta if you ran into him on the street, unless he said “D’oh”.

If you’ve gotta be famous, then the best way is being famous anonymously

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Angelina Jolie goes to new extremes

Angelina Jolie grows beard – it was either that or run for president as an independent!


Angelina Jolie has done just about everything she can conceivably do to shock her audience. For instance she’s dated her brother – allegedly, she’s married Billy Bob Thornton, she’s worn vials of human blood around her neck, gotten tattooed, adopted kids, stolen Brad Pitt from poor Jennifer Aniston, and dabbled in bondage. She’s done everything short of getting a sex change, and now she’s coming to the verge of that. Behold this recent picture of Angelina Jolie sporting a full and lustrous beard. You may wonder what the fuck got into her, but unnamed sources say that she hopes it will focus more attention on her full sensuous lips. Plus it couldn’t be any more ludicrous than the leg thing at the Oscars!

Now every time Jolie pulls one of her kooky stunts it tends to get widely animated among the celeb set. So do you think that this could trigger some kind of celebrity female beard trend?

YOUR FAVORITE FEMALE CELEBS WITH BEARDS


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Angelina Jolie or Baba Yaga?


Here’s a shot of Angelina Jolie taken during one of her good will junkets. With her boney arm and malicious grin I can’t help thinking that she looks like she should be offering Snow White a poisoned apple or something.


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Charlie Sheen’s Video Message to President Obama

Sure Brad & Angelina have gotten engaged, but here are a few words from Charlie Sheen!

As for Brad & Angelina there are some unanswered questions about that too. So far Hollywood ‘jeweler to the stars’ Robert Procop – or that’s what I call him because it’s the sort of phrase you’d expect to turn up in a gossip blog – confirms that he had been commissioned to design an engagement ring for Angelina Jolie and that he is designing it with Brad Pitt. Jolie wore the ring (estimated value $250 000) in public just the other night at the Los Angeles County Museum of Art where she was attending a private viewing.

Brad’s spokeswoman Cynthia Pett-Dante later confirmed the news, saying: ‘It is a promise for the future and their kids are very happy. There’s no date set at this time.

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Jennifer Aniston is slowly hen pecking Justin Theroux to death!

a little tittle tattle

There are new disturbing reports about Jennifer Aniston‘s love life. Now she’s had a long string of misery ever since Brad Pitt ran away with the homewrecker. However if the tittle tattle about her Justin Theroux affair can be believed, then Angelina Jolie was involved in more of an intervention than a Pittnapping. Now Jenny’s been through a long dry spell so a little over compensation can be expected, but what you’re about to her could make the hairs on the back of your neck stand up on end – especially if you’ve been in one of those relationships.

short pants romance

According to a variety of sources like such as In Touch among others and quoted by celeb gossip site Gossip Cop – they bust bad dish – the Theroux Affair is starting out like Seymour & Agnes Skinner and in danger of blossoming into some kind of Norman Bates arrangement! Quoting heavily from InTouch though disavowing any sympathy with the mag’s editorial line, CG’s post refers to Aniston ‘mothering‘ Theroux. Mothering means “calling all the shots” & “wearing the pants“. Specifically this means that Aniston is interfering with Theroux in such ways as deciding which of his little friends he’s allowed to go out to play with. Specifically there’s some East Coast crowd that she considers to be some kind of bad influence. She keeps them at bay by preventing Theroux from wandering away. So when they have a play date Aniston books the restaurant. Choice gives control! That might not be so bad except unnamed sources also claim that she picks the entrees, cuts his meat, and wipes his chin!

Life is such a mess that he’s going bald from stress!

Then there’s the hair issue. Seems that Theroux is starting to lose it. So Aniston has whipped up some special shampoo in a touchingly GOOPy move to help stem the receding tide. She’s also enlisted celebrity stylist Chris MacMillian to come up with some kind of camouflage makeover to disguise the ravages of romance on the poor man’s scalp. The comb over is a ‘reaction’, & has only ever made a bad situation worse. In many cases it is only treating the symptom instead of the underlying cause of male pattern baldness – estrogen allergy!

Hope the blood on that signature ain’t dried yet!

All this got stirred up a couple of months ago when it was reported, and then denied, that Theroux had joined up with Aniston’s agents – CAA. Now that story has been allegedly discredited, but it would fit the whole Mama Carlson pattern emerging. Booking Theroux up with her agents would give her major influence over his burgeoning career, by determining what world he gets and who he gets to work with, and thereby what professional contacts he builds up. It’s taking charge of the whole professional networking issue by putting herself in a position to direct the traffic. So if he doesn’t want to cooperate, then he’s decided that he doesn’t want a career either! Of course and as stated, Theroux hasn’t officially sold his soul.

missing links

It would be easy to be judgmental about Jen, especially if you’ve seen that Misery movie with Kathy Bates & James Caan. For one thing these are only rumours. Rumours practically beg you to jump to a conclusion (That’s because they leave out so many steps that they require a leap of faith to follow the story. If you don’t watch your step you can even get stuck in a suspension of disbelief!).

Kathy Bates & Norman Bates & Little Lambsy Ivy

Besides it’s been a rough few years for Jen. She hasn’t been a happily married woman since, well grunge was a popular alternative musical style! There have been a number of close calls and near misses with guys like Gerry Butler. However the countdowns got scrubbed before things got off the launching pad! No trip around the moon and no happily ever after splash down. So maybe after finally finding some one she really likes Jen has decided that this one won’t get away ever. That wouldn’t make it the first time in human history that a guy’s *wings* got clipped by an insecure & overbearing woman. On the bright side now they get to be *friends* forever – unless Justy can invest in an effective pair of sneakers. Then the show can be transformed from Mama Knows Best into a Roadrunner episode!

Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux

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Angelina Jolie – smoking, drinking, crying

Beautiful people are the most miserable people on earth. They make everyone else miserable too.
~Carlos Castaneda

From a Hollywood Pegasus to a Million Dollar Minnie Mouse!

The Academy Awards is a little like the Oil Barons Ball on Dallas – it seldom goes off without incident. The last one was a doozy. There was Sean Young‘s bizarre gate crashing and arrest. Then there was Angelina Jolie. She wasn’t nominated for anything despite her ambitious Blood & Honey film. She still got some stage time as a presenter – so she decided to make a meal out of it. She showed up in her notorious black dress and with her right leg stuck out at a 90 degree angle. If she’d replaced the leg with a wooden peg and had a eye patch and parrot on her shoulder she couldn’t have made more of a spectacle of herself. Then there was that little shampoo commercial head flick she gave as she began her presentation. Most people thought that it was too much and many thought that it was ridiculous. So the mockery started with a vengeance.

You’re supposed to make the scene, not make a scene!

Angelina Jolie – like many beautiful women – doesn’t take mockery kindly, and certainly not like a good sport. Maybe that’s because they are more accustomed to being worshiped than teased. Angelina Jolie is apparently no exception t this unwritten rule. New reports say Sexy Mamma is on the verge of a total nervous breakdown in the wake of her notorious Oscar Night Fiasco. Total nervous breakdown might sound like tabloid overstatements but she’s giving off some definite danger signals.

Jolie sticks out her leg and trips herself up!

For one thing she’s hitting the booze to cope. That started on Oscar night. Angelina supposedly got sloshed at one of the Oscar parties to cope with the whole public humiliation thing. Now alcohol works great when it comes to dealing with public humiliation but it has side effects, like even more public humiliation. In this case Killer Lips got her self so inebriated that her partner Brad Pitt had to carry her out to the car cause she was too drunk to make it under her own steam. That happened at Craig’s restaurant with George Clooney and Stacey Keibler. George is Brad’s No. 1 bud, and Keibler is some one Jolie allegedly disliked – so she shamed herself in front of an enemy and Brad in front of a friend. Could that have turned out worse? Ironic that she ended the evening without a leg to stand on!

Shes’ not a crazy cat lady – yet.

The plot thickens. In addition to boozing it up Jolie has opted for a few other coping mechanisms, like smoking and bursting into tears. The smoking has gotten so bad that InTouch – now predicting an imminent Jolie meltdown – is claiming that she’s replaced food with cigarettes. They should’ve added an alleged to that cause the jury is still out on whether Jolie actually eats.

Her panic button is stuck!

So with Jolie rapidly turning into Patsy Stone off of Absolutely Fabulous that has Brad getting impatient with her. He’s supposedly already pissed off with her for upstaging him at the Oscars, or just making an ass of herself while she was there with him. Now he has to deal with her boozy weepy unraveling. InTouch is reporting that Brad is telling her “is urging her to get over the embarrassment and grow up.

The Awkward Age

InTouch is claiming that the misconceived Oscar stunt has really blown Jolie’s cool. “Her weird, look-at-me pose while presenting screen-writing Oscars proved how insecure she really is – and ironically, she fell apart when it backfired.” explains the tabloid. So she’s allegedly “smoking, drinking and bursting into tears,” says the magazine, adding that she showed up for costume prep on a new film “rail-thin and raspy-voiced,” looking like “a shadow of her old self.” The thing is that it’s been 10 years since she was Hollywood’s most beautiful bad ass. Middle age is a rough transition for a beautiful woman to make, & it come son early for a movie actress. Hopefully she’ll pull it together. It would be a shame for her to fall to further extremes – like plastic surgery. With her features and bone structure too much of that could have her looking like Wayland Flower’s Madame! Hang in there, kid!

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