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Stick a fork in her – she’s done!
Is there such a thing as fake tan addiction? If there is then Katie Jordan Price has got a bad case of it. By the looks of it this goose is cooked (we know she’s been stuffed!) already. Overcooked in fact!
BTW – Those rumors that Jordan has so slathered herself in fake bake that she now glows in the dark are only partially true. That only happens in those night clubs were they have that odd lighting.
So far Murphy’s husband Simon Monjack, is refusing an autopsy. Since he’s Jewish, this isn’t unusual. Orthodox Jews consider autopsies to be a desecration. Meanwhile it’s being reported that Murphy was suffering ‘flu like symptoms’ for days, for which she was under medical treatment; and was violently ill shortly before being found in her shower.
Actress Brittany Murphy died earlier this morning, after being found unconscious in the shower by her mother. The 32 year old actress was later pronounced dead, of a heart attack. Here’s a look back at Brittany, in happier days, on the David Letterman Show.
Murphy was an actress, singer, and among her other accomplishments, she was the voice of Luanne on TV animated comedy King of the Hill. There’s something to be said for Appreciation Day.
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Christmas season has a way of bringing it out in people. I think that we can all relate to this man’s sheer frustration at the unbearable pressure and commercialism that has become attached to Christmas. Maybe some of us can even sympathize with this gesture of futile rebellion!
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Local residents are outraged, but they don’t seem very outraged. Let’s face it, Santa is a drunken old spendthrift. When was the last time he really gave anyone anything? He just soaks up the milk & cookies, & and takes all the credit. Meanwhile you’re the one stuck with the bill! He’s like one of those politicians that make wild promises and are a little too free with taxpayers’ money!
So I think that a lot of us will secretly be rooting for Jesus this Christmas, especially every time the plastic has to come out. Oh yeah, & that Rudolph was becoming a pain in the ass too! So, are your Christmas lawn decorations up yet?
I wonder what the chances are of him hooking up with Tila Tequila? She’s got Twitter enough in her for both of them!
Since getting interrupted by Kanye West at the VMA’s it’s only been onward & upward for Taylor Swift. Only an allegation that she’s slept with Tiger Woods can stop her now! On a serious note the donation was a really classy gesture.
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Wondertrash is currently entertaining any offer to ‘sell out’. As of yet there have been no takers.
Every so often someone tries reinventing the wheel.
That was a preview of the film that started a minor controversy about Russell Crowe’s weight and got “drunken & difficult” Sienna Miller started on her Broadway career, after she started making trouble (She did play the Baroness in GI Joe, but that was a pre existing contract. Besides Kate Beckinsale had already set the standard for the catsuit in her Underworld films!). It’s Ridley Scott’s Robin Hood, with the part of Sienna Miller now being played by Cate Blanchett. That can happen when you try to sleep with the star and then back stab him to the director!
Russ will be playing the duel roles of Robin Hood and the Sheriff, so it seems like someone’s angling for an Oscar nom. That’s a new twist but Robin Hood has been done, redone, and over done ever since Errol Flynn put on tights & a codpiece. So the film not only has the challenge of fighting cliches, but of being compared to everyone’s sentimental favorite from the Disney animated version to Men In Tights.
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Some people think that Michael Praed’s 1980’s TV version for Richard Carpenter’s Robin of Sherwood was about as good as could be done with the story. It’s achieved ‘cult TV status’ complete with Star Trek type fan conventions. It also helped launch the career of Ray Winstone, who was Will Scarlett in the series. Praed left the series after a couple of years for a stint on Dynasty. Things didn’t pan out and his character was killed off in a season ending marriage massacre cliff hanger (Aaron Spelling – why have you forsaken us?). Meanwhile the show went on for one more year with Jason Connery (son of Sir Sean), as the new lead.
The series was entertaining, inventive, and original. For me however, the sentimental favorite will always be the ‘Robin Hood on acid’ Canadian cartoon from the late 60’s – Rocket Robin Hood!
Not even the strange brain of Matt Groening could’ve thought of that one!
In fact the National Enquirer is planning to feature Angelina Jolie’s latest emotionally charged crisis on next week’s cover (Has anyone called in Child Protective Services yet?)! What’s really shocking is how much Brad Pitt is starting to resemble Jolie’s ex Billie Bob Thornton! It’s like she kissed him and changed him from a prince into a frog. Life must be rough.
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