This morning on The View, while interviewing actor Stanley Tucci on his new film, Elizabeth Hasselbeck asked him if his wife had seen the movie. Tucci’s wife died from cancer in April.
courtesy of OhNoTheyDidn’t & SnarkyGosssip
Hugh Grant Opens Up
Did You Hear About the Morgans? – You will
“Opens up” means talks about his new flick with Sarah Jessica Parker. They play an estranged couple who reunite over the holidays. Some personal stuff does get discussed; basically middle age and mild alcoholism. He’s still got his wit and charm though.
Oprah Winfrey Sues Rogue Millionaire
http://www.viddler.com/player/b8fd69e5/
What’s Happening?
Just to give you the gist of it: Sherwood Park’s Jesse Willms – owner of JDW Media – is being sued by talk show titan Oprah Winfrey. Willms, who has previously been sued by Bill Gates’ Microsoft, runs an Internet scam where gullible clients are bilked out of multiple payments through and elaborate, or at least devious, web of front firms & flimflam.
Now Jess is a bonafide huckster. He’s been featured on ABC’s 20/20, and investigated numerous times. This time he’s in shit for the unlawful use of Oprah’s image to promote – wait for it – diet products. Anyone stupid enough to use Oprah to promote weight lose deserves to get caught (that’s like using Bruce Willis to promote hair restorer – there’s more ruffage on Demi Moore’s bush than his head! – or Miss South Carolina to promote education – though to be fair she made as much sense in that beauty pageant as George W Bush did during 8 years as president!) ; but just to be accurate – he’s not caught; he’s just being sued. There’s one born every minute, so let the buyer beware!
You see how such scams can flourish. A society of Ms South Carolinas is ripe for the pickin’! Still the girl deserves a break. Though George W Bush as Commander and Chief could easily locate Iraq on a map, he never did pin down those WMDs. Then again there are those who say George W couldn’t locate his own ass with a roll of toilet paper and the help of a swift kick!
Be thankful that George W in drag, Sarah Palin, is nowhere near a position of responsibility. Having her on the best seller list is bad enough! If the standards were so lax for a president then what can you expect from beauty pageant contestants? Besides, the gal is more likable than ‘rogue’ (or is the term ‘maverick’?) beauty queen Carrie Prejean ( CP is Ann Coulter with more boobs, less vocabulary, & just as much charm!). Not everyone gets what they deserve, nor deserve what they get (as Carrie Prejean herself never tires of pointing out). So keep your eyes open and stay on your toes!
During the last American Presidential Election – which was a combination of high drama and low farce (which made a nice change from the usual combination low drama and high farce) – John McCain challenged America to ‘find out what happens when 2 mavericks get together’. It was an unfortunate question for him to ask. When Sarah Palin went rogue I guess he found out. So also remember that though we might not also get what we deserve, we get what we ask for too often for comfort! It just isn’t always ‘as advertised’.
Nicole Kidman Make Up Catastrophe
http://www.youtube.com/get_player
Things just keep going from bad to worse for her. At least she’s found a substitute for collagen & botox!
Tiger Woods’s Divorce – It’s Official!
Who’ll get custody of the mistresses?
Angelina Jolie attempted suicide!
more drama
The unofficial official story is that Brad Pitt was talking about a trial separation. He was looking at chateaus in France with the idea of getting back to some independent living. When Angelina Jolie found out she pulled the old fake suicide attempt to guilt trip him into staying. She told him that she gets overwhelmed with depression when he’s not constantly at her side. So he had to do some dubious reassuring with the old “absence makes the heart grow fonder” routine. I believe said “just because we won’t be together doesn’t mean that we won’t still love each other”. Not even Tiger Woods’ mistresses would be stupid enough to fall for a line like that!
fit her for a straitjacket already!
Speaking of Tiger, I think that if Jolie really did pull such a ridiculous stunt it was only because she couldn’t bear the fact that people briefly stopped paying attention to her during the Tiger Woods scandal. That’s probably the same reason that she’s reputedly critical of Pres Obama. She just can’t stand him being more popular than her. Call her bluff and have her committed to the nuthouse! We’re about due for another celebrity 5150 anyway. For more on the story check out TheNationalEnquirer.
The Darkside of Hollywood
Good vs Evil – Orange Volvo
http://mediaservices.myspace.com/services/media/embed.aspx/m=101449464,t=1,mt=video
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Good vs. Evil – that’s what it is! Just watch out for those Hollywood morlocks, and don’t go faustian!
Priscilla Presley looks shiteous
Pic courtesy of DListed.
Can I say shiteous? Perezhilton doesn’t own it or anything. If not then it’s only because the word is an understatement. Oddly, though she was only Michael Jackson’s mother in law, she’s beginning to bear more of a family resemblance to him than to Lisa Marie!
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