Roman Polanski Arrested

I can’t believe he fell for that old trick

After years on the run director Roman Polanski has been arrested in Switzerland. The director and fugitive was lured away from his safe haven in France, and into extradition territory, with the offer of a lifetime achievement award. Polanski originally fled the USA after he was accused of statutory rape. He allegedly plied a 13 year old girl with champagne and quaaludes, and then had sex with her (at Jack Nicholson’s pad).

Pride before fall?

It just goes to show that ego is a celeb’s fatal flaw. In a way, he is getting lifetime achievement recognition.

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Megan Fox Does Saturday Night Live

It’s a naughty drivel

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Megan Fox kicked off the season premier of Saturday Night Live. What’s more some sneaky person uploaded the whole thing on youbue. You can watch it by linking to SNLYT. Also remember to check out the show’s official web presence where you can find groovy pix of Ms. Fox, like the one below!

Megan might have had a disappointing week at the box office with the disappointing Jennifer’s Body, but at least she’s having a better time than poor old Mischa Barton.

Mackenzie Phillips’ half brother speaks out on controversy

I’m glad he’s not trying to sound like a fanatic. Man, that family is as nutty as a fruitcake, and they’ve got enough loose screws to open a hardware store!

Mischa Barton in bad shape

Mischa’s starting to look rough since the show’s been canceled – Britney Spears rough.

Mischa Barton cuts an ugly figure as new show The Beautiful Life is axed | Mail Online

Sophie Anderton comes clean

the dark side of the beautiful life

Remember when Brit fashion model Sophie Anderton said that during the worst of her cocaine addiction she ‘probably’ slept with men for money? Well it was probably for $25 000 a pop! Originally Sophie said that she couldn’t be sure because her past was sort of a blur to her. Some recent time in a mental ward seems to have improved her memory, because in an interview with Jeremy Kyle last night Ms Andertron was more definite. A lot of details are coming back to her too!

hard time and desperate measures

For instance Sophie recalls that she turned to prostitution because she went bankrupt through her cocaine addition. She’d maxed out her credit cards, and her drug dealer was on the phone demanding money. The situation was critical. So after an intro to an upscale madame, Sophie began whoring her self out for a 5 figure fee.

Arab blows his wad, model cashes in

Anderton doesn’t sound to traumatized by what she describes as ‘the dark side of modeling’. For instance her first customer was an Arab business man who was ‘so shy and handsome’ that Sophie took a liking to him, and then took charge of the situation. It was over in under 5 minutes (at approx $2500 a minute) and Anderton was walking out the door with a fistful of cash and think “Is that it?”

dirty sexy money

There would be 4 or 5 more appointments. One had Anderton flying off first class to meet a Brit businessman who turned out to be an acquittance of hers. She earned about $80 000 during her time as a pro, which which she paid off her drug debts and bought an apartment. Then her career as a high class hooker came to an end in 2007 when she got caught on tape doing cocaine with a ‘fake sheik’ and offering him sex for money!

there are other players in the game

Anderton also goes on to imply that this happens more than you think in the modeling industry. She even claims that there are currently two well known supermodels who are ‘in the game’. Now who might they be – you wouldn’t have to be The Amazing Kreskin to guess Kate Moss & Naomi Campbell. Now if only Ashton Kutcher had spiced up the Beautiful Life like that then maybe the show wouldn’t have got canned after 2 episodes!

Speaking of the world’s oldest profession here’s a CBS 48 Hours special on a business that’s all dark side, and the man who preyed on it’s practitioners – the Craig’s List Killer Philip Markoff!

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Catherine Zeta Jones finally turns 40, after being 39 for the past ten years!

BTW a special happy birthday to Catherine Zeta Jones, who turns 40, or 50, today – depending on whether you believe her, or the US State Dept. It’s rumoured that several years ago, when Zeta Jones and Douglas were invited to the White House, a routine security check discovered that the actress was about ten years older then she claimed!

Pam Anderson Flashes Downunder

pic courtesy of Huffpo

I guess that was for the half dozen people who ain’t seen what she got yet! Have they started calling Huffpo Huff’n’Stuff yet?

Kirstin Dunst is a burnout!

Kirstin Spiderman Dunst was in court recently and acting like she’d got dropped on the head. Kirstin had some trouble a year or so ago when a very expensive designer handbag of hers got stolen. So Kirsten had to go to court to get justice done. Maybe Kristen was just unusually happy because the system was working, but she seemed in high spirits.

“We realized — yeah! — somebody had taken it,”

You’d have noticed her carefree attitude as soon as she walked into court. For one thing she was dressed like she was trying to pick up tricks: a black blouse, tight black pants and black stilettos. She also greeted the judge with a “Hi, how ya doin’?” things went down hill from there.

“Like, it could have been five times, I can’t really remember,”

When Kristen was asked to testify she made about as much sense as Ms. South Carolina would if asked to explain the economy or astrophysics. Her testimony was filled with ‘like’, ‘such as’, ‘whatever’. ‘OK’. ‘I mean’. and the ever popular ‘you know’. Now she knew her Balenciaga hand bag had been stolen, and that it cost $2000, but that was as much as she was sure of. She admitted to prosecutor Patricia Stolfi that she’d been in and out of her 3500 a night suite at the Soho Grand hotel in West Broadway maybe 4 or 5 times during the course of the evening. The suite was also being used as a green room for her flick “How to Lose Friends & Alienate People“, so access was an issue.

Kirsten is in the dark – “like you know whatever“

Timing was also an issue. Dunst wasn’t exactly sure when everything had happened. When asked she replied while laughing “The sun was setting. I mean rising! Excuse me!” Well she was under oath so I guess she wanted to be sure. lucky they didn’t ask her the difference between her ass and a hole in the ground!

With all that confusion you might think that the purse hadn’t even been stolen. Maybe a bewildered Dunst put it down some where and then forgot what planet she left it on. Well fortunately for Dunst science & technology was there to the rescue. Surveillance video showed a Mr. James Jimenez, a mechanic and part time shop lifter, making off with Ms. Dunst bag. A coffee cup left in the vicinity with Jiminez’s DNA still in it cinched the case. It seems that Jiminez and his accomplice Jarrod Beinerman were keenly interested in the purse since they’re heroin addicts and the purse contained $2000, in addition to it’s label value of 2 grand. They might have gotten off too, if the court had to rely on Ms. Dunst’s sketchy testimony. Now if the experts could only figure out what Dunst’s problem is, ’cause it sounds like she’s got brain damage or something.

Randy Quaid Mugshot

Pamela Anderson Goes Bust

Guess who’s broke! There was a time not so long ago when Pamela Anderson was the biggest thing on the planet. Now she’s got trouble paying the bills. Polyethylene Pam recently had some work done on her home. People should’ve suspected that there was fiduciary trouble when the former Baywatch Babe checked into a trailer park to wait out the renovations, instead of leasing some swanky mansion. Some good did come of it. Pammy met her new boyfriend, a hunky electrician, while in the park. Then again Pammy is at the awkward age: to old for a rich boyfriend and too broke ass poor for a young toy boy!

Well now the work is done and the tradesmen want their money. The bill is over a million, so she can’t pay them all off in sexual favours (or can she?). So there is a nasty fuss brewing that could go legal. Jay Bruder of Bruder Bros is especially motivated to get his settled, since Pammy owes him about !700 000. Says Bruder “A lot of people are owed a lot of money.” Jim Brown, whose company also worked on Pammy’s house, said, “Putting food on the table isn’t easy in this economy. When someone doesn’t pay their bills, it’s that much harder!” Well I’m not sure that celebrities can be guilted into doing the right thing like that – unless they’re afraid that it will reflect poorly on their image.

Bruder Bros aren’t the only ones who want a piece of Pammy. The California Franchise Tax Board wants about 300 000 from the actress. So perhaps that’s why she’s decided that now would be a good time to get out of town. The actress is currently down in New Zealand flogging her fashion line. Now considering Pammy’s fashion sense – like Anna Nicole Smith but even tackier – her clothing line has about as much chance of paying off as Bernie Madoff”s creditors do of getting their money. So I guess that leaves the 64 000 question – “where did her money go?” Wasn’t that old broad supposed to be set for life? She couldn’t have squandered it all on bad plastic surgery!

New Looks – Same Old Faces

Jessica Alba looked like she was channeling Annie Lennox when she showed up at a benefit for former President Bill Clinton. Though you can’t fully see in the pic, I’m told that her hair was orange. It was the result of a dye job mishap. She’s been trying to get her hair the right shade of blonde for a new flick she’s doing with Ashton Kutcher – and she missed!

Speaking of bold looks here’s a recent pic of Mischa Barton!

Now here’s the before and after version.

Mischy cleans up nice.

Speaking of bold looks, here’s a fellow who won’t be walking on any red carpets unless it’s in defiance a restraining order. He’s been described as ‘the world’s creepiest man’.

He might not be a Brad Pitt, but neither are most of the others celebs in their pre make up pre plastic surgery state (and neither is Brad Pitt himself these days, if recent pix are to be believed). With the right work this guy might have some real Jared Leto potential!