Randy Quaid & Wife Busted for Felony Burglary!

Ever since the over hyped Jennifer’s Body tanked at the box office last weekend we’ve heard little about Megan Fox and her zany opinions. While there has been a lull in Megan related zaniness, there has been an occurrence of Randy Quaid. It seems that the brother of Denis and his wife have gotten themselves in trouble with the law. An arrest warrant was sworn out down in Santa Barbara, California for Randy and Evi Quaid for the very serious charge of felony burglary. There were also some charges like conspiracy and fraud thrown in for good measure.

Things went wrong when Randy & wife booked into the lovely San Ysidro Ranch. It seems that when the couple booked in, and as they made full use of the facilities, they had no intention of ever paying their bill. In other words the skipped out. It gets worse – they’ve done this sort of thing before. The Bel Air Hotel in L.A., among many other places, has also had an unpleasant run in with the Quaids.

In fact it’s beginning to look like Randy found a sideline since his acting career has slipped into low gear. It seems like Randy and his wife do this regularly! It ‘s good that he found a sideline since his acting career slipped into slow gear. However this time it looks like the Quaids are gonna have to face the music. As stated above warrants were sworn out. The Quaids have been arrested too – in Marfa, Texas when authorities finally caught up with Bonnie & Clyde. Randy was carted off after a brief tussle with the cops. That adds resisting arrest to the list of charges. Him and the missus are being held on $20 000 bail each too! Now that’s as much as an A lister might get for running some one over in their car while drunk. In others words this is serious! It seems that the powers that be have decided these serial rip offs have to come to and end. So with that in mind they’re throwing the book at the gruesome twosome!

Remember kids, don’t skip out on your bills. Especially if you’ve got a face that is even half way recognizable – ’cause that would be just stupid.

Lily Allen – intellectual property theft victim

Theft is a serious thing and isn’t only restricted to celebrities cleaning out he bric-a-brac from upscale B&B’s. Sometimes it involves ordinary people making free with the intellectual property of others (I’m told that bloggers do it on a daily basis!). Belligerent Lily Allen recently had a sort of meltdown over file sharing, which she thinks is taking money out of her pocket. She needs that money too. For one thing she likes to stay drunk. For another she likes to keep her nose powdered.

When a top Brit record industry exec recently made a statement to the effect that file sharing is okay cause it gives artists more exposure, Lily have a snit. She posted a blog about how it was no longer worth her while to continue in her chosen profession. So she’s not planning on recording any new albums. If she was waiting for the world to gasp in unison, then she’s still waiting. No one seemd to concerned. Besides, when you’ve got as much going for you as Lily you could do almost anything you decided to turn your hand to, like topless dancer, waitress, telemarketer, panhandling – you name it! On second thought pulling the plug on her career sounds like cutting off her nose to spite her face!

Even if Lily is quitting the biz, we have her ‘greatest hits’ to remember her by!

Still I think that we can sympathize with Allen on some level. Maybe it’s because we know how it feels to have a good idea, and then have it ripped off by some one else who cashes in on the credit. I think that this youtube user sums it up best:

SupermanPRlME HEY GUYS, A RETARD USER NAMED “trevorjellis” is RIPPING-OFF my videos by uploading the SAME videos I had on his channel! PLEASE rate ALL rip-off videos with 1 star!!! He even took the video I had with MY WATERMARK!!! WHAT A RETARD FAGGOT!!! DON’T PATRONIZE HIS RIP-OFF FIGHT VIDEOS OF MINE!!! (4 hours ago)

Now if only Lily had put it more like that.

BTW – An update on the developing Jennifer Aniston situation – Eat.Sleep.Celebrity is reporting that she’s dumped – yes dumped – Gerard Butler and is getting cozy with an influential mystery man that she’s known for years. Dumped by Aniston – oh Gerry how pathetic.

Mackenzie Phillips

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Jessica Simpson Doesn’t Travel Well

pic courtesy of PinkIsTheNewBlog

I’m a celebrity, get me out of here!

Jessica Simpson is roughing it – she is 1/16 Native American!

Jessica Simpson is taking her mind off of her troubles – the loss of boyfriend Tony Romo and beloved maltipoo Daisy – by heading over to Uganda. Now don’t worry, Simpson hasn’t gone Jolie and this isn’t a good will mission. She’s taping some episodes of her new reality TV series The Price of Beauty. The picture shows Jessica looking forlorn and wrapped in mosquito netting as she tries to keep the pests at bay. She has even tweeted “WTF, do I really have to sleep this way?” Well Jessie, the way your luck’s been running lately I wouldn’t push it. Those bugs carry malaria! What do you suppose the chances are that she’ll pick up an orphan or two while she’s in the area? It would be someone guaranteed not to leave her for maybe 15 years!

"Funny Girl to Crazy Lady" – What’s wrong with Jennifer Aniston?

You’re OK, I’m OK, maybe

Depending on who you listen to Jennifer Aniston is either pregnant or on the verge of a breakdown. Now OK Mag is featuring a pregnant Jenn on their cover. The inside article make no claim that she is pregnant. I guess it’s assumed that since she’s 40 and sneaking around with Gerard Butler that nature will soon take it’s course.

Love is never having to say “I need a moment”

Meanwhile Hollyscope is reporting that Aniston is an emotional mess on the set of The Bounty. She’s having difficulty doing scenes with Butler. She’s leaving the set in tears. She even told an assistant: “I need a moment. This scene reminds me of Brad and me.” That scene better be pretty good or people will start suspecting that either Jenn is full of it, or not much of an actress. I take that last part back – no one portrays lukewarm emotionality and low key angst better than Aniston! If you’re doing a film about a woman who is vaguely aware of her own unhappiness and putting off dealing with it then she’s your girl! She’s had to channel real life experience to hit that one sour note so consistently (the way Jolie does sexy & crazy – only Jamie Murray did it as well on TV in Dexter)!

Is there a ‘Not OK Magazine’?

Not this again! Now anyone can sympathize with her having her marriage deliberately and intentionally wrecked by Angelina Jolie. No woman would want her aimed at their man like an iceberg at the Titanic. But this is going on ten years now and she’s still a weepy emotional boob. Suck it up, buttercup. Has she seen that guy lately? With that gray scruffy goatee he’s gradually morphing into one of the ZZTop guys – and not the relatively clean cut one! Angelina Jolie has completely ruined him and he is now unfit for human consumption! So get over it.

Maybe Jen’s going through the change. By way of that awkweird segue, here she is going through an interview with Chelsea Handler – soon to be bigger than Letterman!

http://c.brightcove.com/services/viewer/federated_f8/1396519019

Anna Nicole Smith did it with her female shrink

Celeb clients can be great for business – as long as they don’t die on you!

Looks like Anna Nicole Smith was a dangerous lady to be involved with. Most of her closest confidants are currently on trial and defending themselves against serious charges. Howard K. Stern – who was suspected of unintentionally causing the death of ANS’s son Daniel by giving him sedatives that reacted with his regular meds – is now facing 11 felony charges. The doctors who drugged Smith to death are also defending themselves in court.

The plot thickens. It turns out that Khristine Eroshevich, Anna’s shrink and a regular supplier of Anna Nic’s favourite meds, was having a steamy affair with her. What’s more pics have surfaced of Anna and Khris coursing around while naked. Now for a shrink to get naked with a client and pose of sexy time pix is highly un professional to put it mildly. So that means Ms. Eroshevich has a whole other kettle of fish to add to the usual can of worms. Even if Eroshevich some how miraculously gets off the hook in court, she’ll never practice as a shrink again.

Billy Joel bags another one

‘Oh Dear Me! Drab pie’

This one’s called Deborah Dampiere. I guess that means Young & the Restless actress Alex Donnelly is out (she’s the one who stole Victor’s sperm!). Meanwhile divorce proceedings from 20 something estranged wife Katie Lee Joel is still proceeding. I wonder if this means Kathy is no longer welcome at Gwyneth Paltriness for chocolate strawberry crumble cookies and other GOOPy goodies?

GOOP’n’poop

BTW Gwynnie’s says that standing in tree pose while waiting for your alfalfa spouts to boil is a wonderful way to heighten your food awareness. You’ll become acutely aware of how many seconds it takes the healthful sprout to become tender as you teeter precariously near the pot of boiling water. Only kidding – Paltrow ain’t that full of shit, I guess (though she seems like she could stand several good bowel movements. Do you suppose that there’s a GOOP poop tip? Maybe something like “Taking that giant stick out of your arse can really loosen you up in more ways than one!”). Hey give her credit for at least trying to use that snotty sense of superiority constructively, by trying to better those of us who don’t have the advantage of being Gwyneth Paltrow! She’s nourishing the inner aspect till her shit don’t stink!

ON the other hand anything that keeps a celebrity out of politics is worth supporting!

Street Singer Epic Fail

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

to eaaatttt the impossible eaaaaat to haaavvee the impossible haaavvve to say
the impossible sayyy! to do the imposible doooooooo. to see the impossible see!!!!

Makes you a little more appreciative of professional entertainers.

Julia Voth Cover Girl: October issue of Elle Canada

Perez Hilton jumps the gun

Double trouble for Perez ghost writer

Jaclyn Smith isn’t dead, but Perezhilton’s creditability is. Perez fuck up over Jackie Smith was embarrassing (and temporarily caused K Mart shares to plummet!). The person in question was not Ms Smith, but the woman who was her stunt double on Charlie’s Angels. Perez posted a link to the original article which cleared stated “Jacklyn Smith’s Double“. The article is in Spanish – so you would expect PH to know. However in fairness to Mr. Lavandeira he no longer writes PH anymore, but has a staff of minions to make mindless posts in his lieu.

Big Mario is branching out into more important things, like music promotion! He is a self styled taste maker and music aficionado, he has his own record label, and has made Lady Gaga the sensation she is today (at least according to a phone interview he did with CBC Radio’s Q). Laviendiera points out that when Gaga released her album it didn’t get much air play or attention. However after 11 months of flogging her on his blog, she became a chart busting success! Now Lady Gaga might say that it came after 11 months of grueling touring and concerts, but why split hairs?

In other news here’s a little something from Martin Short.

The new action hero is a her