La Dolce Mischa – Is This Real Life?

For those wondering about poor Mischa Barton, it looks like she’s having a re occurrence of her wisdom tooth trouble. The actress recently showed up on the set of the Beautiful Life looking bleary eyed and unsteady – basically hung over. Then she began demanding that some one make her coffee. She’d have made it herself but you know how hot liquids can be when your hands are unsteady! It’s not the first time that Mischa has shown up for taping looking the worse for wear. In fact shooting has been delayed several times!

It’s not all muddling through for Mischa. She is taking some time out to enjoy herself. For instance she recently showed up at the Bowery Hotel for the G Star party – and already three sheets to the wind. While swaying from side to side and trying to focus her eyes, Mischa explained to the check in table that ‘Like, I’m with the deejay. I to tally know the deejay. I’m here for the deejay.’ Onlookers weren’t sure whether she was trying to talk in a fake Brit accent, or whether she was just badly slurring her words. She did manage to get in, but spectators say that she seemed unaware of her surroundings. Well, as anyone who’s watched youtube can vouch, dental problems can be a bitch!

Rebecca Gayheart is smoking for two

Can this be the supposedly pregnant Rebecca Gayheart puffing away on a cigarette? Well that’s what they’re saying over @ GossipCenter! She should know better. After all her hubby and occasional co star Eric Dane does play a doctor on Grey’s Anatomy! It could be worse,e specially where Ms. Gayheart is concerned. At least she’s not smoking crack in a bath tub full of prostitutes or anything. Still she could’ve given time for the dust to settle from her ‘sex’ tape.

Rebecca Gayheart: Smoking While Preggers

Megan Fox – the paper bag interview

Drunk hunk – Hasselhoff hospitalized!

More bad news for the Hoff. Seems that his daughter Hayley stopped in to see her old man yesterday and found him extremely drunk. Unsure of what to do she called her mother Pamela – Dave’s ex – who then called emergency services. By about 3 PM they sent the ambulance by Hoff’s Encino Ca. home, and carted him off tot he hospital. The Hoff was then released later that night, sometime after regaining consciousness!

The world first became aware of Hasselhoff’s problem a couple of years back after he fell down in his hotel room slashing his wrist and head. He came up with a shifty sounding story about colliding with the mirror while shaving, but soon he was tossed out of Wimbleton for rowdiness. Then he got videoed drunk at Heathrow after being barred from boarding his flight. Airport staff felt he was in no condition to fly being pretty high already. So while the paps videoed him, Hoff was carted off in the back of a luggage trolley. There were a few more incidents including a widely viewed youtube clip of a drunken Dave trying to eat a hamburger. The clip was taken by his daughter Hayley in hopes that if he could see himself drunk it might straighten him out.

10 @ 10 with Mel Gibson

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Lynda Carter goes Billie Bob Thornton?

Lynda Carter apparently wigs out (wink wink) in that last half of this video, after a moving tribute to Mary Travers.

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Of course we know that this was in fun. Lynda has a rep as a good sport. Now here’s that full interview.

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Her album debuted at No. 10 on the jazz charts.

Brad Pitt Meth Eyes

Photos courtesy of busybeeblogger

“Now there’s a look in your eyes, like black holes in the sky”

Just get a load of the look in his eyes. That seems like something a lot stronger than Heineken! He looks more like a strung out panhandler than a multi millionaire and movie star. The last time I saw a pair of eyes like that they were just above a crack pipe! When will he learn? Pills may kill you, but at least they’re legal!

It’s no wonder that he usually wears sun glasses. They make him look much less demented!

If life with Angie is a bowl of cherries, then why is he in the Pitts?

Halle Berry – not pregnant, just terrific!

Halle Berry cleared the air on the Jay Leno Show recently when she announced that she wasn’t pregnant. She claimed that a recent ‘baby bump’ must’ve been the result of too many cheeseburgers.

Tweeting for Daisy

Since the loss of her beloved pet, maltese-poo Daisy, Jessica Simpson has been getting some kidding. People think that tweeting for help and putting up missing missing posters for a dog that’s obviously gone on to join the great circle of life is a bit ridiculous. Others find the lack of sympathy for Ms. Simpson a bit cruel. Really cruel would be opening up a Twitter account for Daisy and then tweeting Jessica for help. “Surrounded by coyotes, can’t hold out much longer.” “Coyotes taking me to their lair to meet leader!” “Leader says I’m a hot bitch – I can be queen of the coyotes!” “Shot gun wedding arranged – help!” “I think I might be pregnant!”

Now I didn’t say anyone should do it, just that it would be really cruel (like the way I double talked out of that one?). However if the possible scandal will get poor old Kanye West off the hook I might have to. I could use a mention by the President, and especially if it leads to a beer summit invite! Just think of it, Jessica and me face to face, with Pres Obama and Joe Biden sitting by. The Prez’s pet pooch might be looking up at me reproachfully, while PETA protesters shouted and waved their fists from just outside the gates yelling “How would you like to be eaten by a coyote?!” That would lead to my opener – “Gee, Jessica, you look really not fat!” It would be something to tell the grandkids!

Fight breaks out over Ryan Seacrest

“I knew he must be nuts when he asked for my autograph!”

Ryan Seacrest doesn’t seem like a guy who’d inspire strong feeling, but he’s managed to pick up at least one stalker. In fact Seacrest recently had a hairy run in with his deranged fan. Ryan was outside the Children’s Hospital of Orange County when he came face to face with Chidi Benjamin Uzomah, Jr, 25. Ryan’s crack security team suspected that Uzomah wasn’t just another autograph seeker. So they intervened. Uzomah didn’t take it kindly. A brawl ensued. Uzomah choked one guard nearly unconscious!

Well that’s when the police got involved. Luckily too, since Uzomah was carrying a conceal weapon in the form of a switchblade. Mr Uzomah was then hustled off to the station where he was booked for, among other things, carrying a concealed weapon. He’s being held on $25 000 bail. There’ll probably be some sort of psych assessment too. Who in their right mind is a fan of Seacrest?

BTW have you seen Jennifer’s Body yet? I’m told that it’s not as bad as we were lead to believe.