MTV VMA’s

Was DJ AM murdered?

At least one person thinks so!

He confuses ‘proof’ and ‘theory’ for one thing.

Serena Williams brings swearing back to tennis

Superstar Serena Williams went John McEnroe at a recent match. I think she threatened to shove a tennis ball down a ref’s throat. So she got disqualified. It did get her out of a match that she was about to lose.

Megan Vs Michael: smoke, no fire

If you’ve been faithfully following the Megan Fox story then you know that some Transformers crew members have posted a letter online claiming that Megan is a nasty stuck up bitch. The following video won’t tell you anything that you haven’t heard already; it will just tell it louder!

Now Michael Bay has disavowed any knowledge of this letter. He’s gone on to say that he loves Megan, that he finds her off the wall comments to be part of her charm, and that he looks forward to working with her again on Transformers 3! Megan & Mike are also a still Myspace buddies.

The next video does attempt to tackles something fresh. it demonstrates how a person can travel in 3 directions at once! If it’s not poetry in motion then it’s physics in action!

If you took nothing else away from that tape than I hope it’s the importance of wearing a really good sports bra during a trip to the amusement park! If Bay had included those kind of special effects in Transormers 2 then he might have more fully exploited ms Fox’s appeal. That is assuming her boobies are still capable of normal movement.

Reactionary conservative tries to get his facts straight

These people really don’t do anything for the conservative movement, or what’s left of it. Now if you asked that guy about Area 51 I’m sure he’d have an informed opinion (though equally ridiculous).

Elton John considering adoption

An Open Letter to Megan Fox

Now unless you’ve been living in the back end of a cave you know about a young woman named Megan Fox. You might have seen her in couple of little flicks called Tran formers and Transformers 2. They made director Michael Bay a ton of money. If you follow the career of Ms Fox you’re probably aware that she has a love hate relationship with her mentor Michael Bay. Megan has compared him to Hilter and Napoleon, and claimed that he pushed things a bit too far on the set. She also mentioned in passing that Transformers -though a great action pic and visually stunning – isn’t about great acting. While this sounds like self deprecation, it’s the comment that drew a response from Bay and started a feud – apparently.

Michael Bay made a few comments in his own defense. By defense I mean as a good offense. He reminded Ms. Fox publicly that she was nothing growing nowhere before he plucked her from obscurity and made her the next Angelina Jolie in waiting. He also made her a household name. To hear him talk you’d think that he’d payed for her plastic surgery (perhaps he did).

Well now Michael’s minions have joined the fray. The following letter has been widely circulated on the Internet and claims to be from 3 member of the Bay production crew. They claim to know the real story and are bringing It forward for the sake of well whatever. Here it is reprinted in it’s entirety:

“This is an open letter to all Michael Bay fans. We are three crew members that have worked with Michael for the past ten years. Last week we read the terrible article with inflammatory, truly trashing quotes by the Ms. Fox about Michael Bay. This letter is to set a few things straight.

“Yes, Megan has great eyes, a tight stomach we spray with glycerin, and an awful silly Marilyn Monroe tattoo plastered on her arm that we cover up to keep the moms happy.

“Michael found this shy, inexperienced girl, plucked her out of total obscurity thus giving her the biggest shot of any young actresses’ life. He told everyone around to just trust him on his choice. He granted her the starring role in Transformers, a franchise that forever changed her life; she became one of the most googled and oogled women on earth. She was famous! She was the next Angelina Jolie, hooray! Wait a minute, two of us worked with Angelina ‘ second thought ‘ she’s no Angelina. You see, Angelina is a professional.

“We know this quite intimately because we’ve had the tedious experience of working with the dumb-as-a-rock Megan Fox on both Transformers movies. We’ve spent a total of 12 months on set making these two movies.

“We are in different departments; we can’t give our names because sadly doing so in Hollywood could lead to being banished from future Paramount work. One of us touches Megan’s panties, the other has the often s–ty job of pulling Ms. Sour pants out of her trailer, while another is near the Panaflex camera that helps to memorialize the valley girl on film.

“Megan has the press fooled. When we read those magazines we wish we worked with that woman. Megan knows how to work her smile for the press. Those writers should try being on set for two movies, sadly she never smiles. The cast, crew and director make Transformers a really fun and energetic set. We’ve traveled around the world together, so we have never understood why Megan was always such ‘ the grump of the set?

“When facing the press, Megan is the queen of talking trailer trash and posing like a porn star. And yes we’ve had the unbearable time of watching her try to act on set, and yes, it’s very cringe-able. So maybe, being a porn star in the future might be a good career option. But make-up beware, she has a paragraph tattooed to her backside (probably due her rotten childhood) easily another 45 minutes in the chair!

“So when the three of us caught wind of Ms. Fox, pontificating yet again in some publication (like she actually has something interesting to say) blabbing her trash mouth about a director whom we three have grown to really like. She compared working with Michael, to ‘working with Hitler‘. We actually don’t think she knows who Hitler is by the way. But we wondered how she doesn’t realize what a disgusting, fully uneducated comment this was? Well, here let’s get some facts straight.

“Say what you want about Michael ‘ yes at times he can be hard, but he’s also fun, and he challenges everyone for a reason ‘ he simply wants people to bring their ‘A’ game. He comes very prepared, knows exactly what he wants, involves the crew and expects everyone to follow through with his or her best, and that includes the actors. He’s one of the hardest working directors out there.

“He gets the best from his crews, many of whom have worked with him for 15 years. And yes, he’s loyal, one of the few directors we’ve encountered who lowered his fee by millions to keep Transformers in the United States and California, so he could work with his own crew.

“Megan says that Transformers was an unsafe set? Come on Megan, we know it is a bit more strenuous then the playground at the trailer park, but you don’t insult one of the very best stunt and physical effects teams in the business! Not one person got hurt!

“And who is the real Megan Fox? She is very different than the academy nominee and winning actors we’ve all worked around. She’s as about ungracious a person as you can ever fathom. She shows little interest in the crew members around her. We work to make her look good in every way, but she’s absolutely never appreciative of anyone’s hard work. Never a thank you. All the crewmembers have stopped saying hi to Ms. Princess because she never says hello back. It gets tiring. Many think she just really hates the process of being an actress.

“Megan has been late to the sets many times. She goes through the motions that make her exude this sense of misery. We’ve heard the A.D’s piped over the radio that Megan won’t walk from her trailer until John Turturro walks first! John’s done seventy-five movies and she’s made two!

“Never expect Megan to attend any of the 15 or so crew parties like all the other actors have. And then there’s the classless night she blew off The Royal Prince of Jordan who made a special dinner for all the actors. She doesn’t know that one of the grips daughters wanted to visit their daddy’s work to meet Megan, but he wouldn’t let them come because he told them ’she is not nice.’

“The press certainly doesn’t know her most famous line. On our first day in Egypt, the Egyptian government wouldn’t let us shoot because of a permit problem as the actors got ready in make up at the Four Seasons Hotel. Michael tried to make the best of it; he wanted to take the cast and crew on a private tour of the famous Giza pyramids. God hold us witness, Megan said, “I can’t believe Michael is f—ing forcing us to go to the f—ing pyramids!” I guess this is the ‘Hitler guy’ she is referring to.

So this is the Megan Fox you don’t get to see. Maybe she will learn, but we figure if she can sling insults, then she can take them too. Megan really is a thankless, classless, graceless, and shall we say unfriendly b—-. It’s sad how fame can twist people, and even sadder that young girls look up to her. If only they knew who they’re really looking up to.”

“But ‘Fame’ is fleeting. We, being behind the scenes, seen em’ come and go. Hopefully Michael will have Megatron squish her character in the first ten minutes of Transformers 3. We can tell you that will make the crew happy! -Loyal Transformers Crew“

Hollywood and loyalty aren’t two concepts that usually go together. Now I wouldn’t get too excited over this alleged feud. For one thing this has come out as Fox’s Jennifer’s Body goes on at TIFF. So if anything this only gives her more publicity. For another these pretend feuds have been used as a publicity tactic for years. Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger had one back in the 80’s. Then they opened up theme restaurant chain Planet Hollywood. Any publicity is good publicity as they say. So if you take anything away from that open letter is that there will be a Transformers 3, Megan Fox is in it, and you’ll have to buy a ticket to see if she gets squished! Hurray for hollywood!

Charlie Sheen: still crazy after all these years

guess who’s still wearing his tinfoil hat, & talking to Alex Jones!

He gets like this every time the repeat The Prisoner on TV. Well at least he’s got a hobby, besides porn and call girls.

Megan Fox vs Angelina Jolie: Round 2

first Jolie was scared of Jennifer Aniston. now she’s scared of Megan Fox. When did she get so pathetic? Probably about the time she lost the ‘World’s Sexiest Woman’ title.

Mary J. Blige can do bad all by herself!