More Celebrity Freakouts – little lady with big boobs makes big scene!
tres amigas
What is it about celebrities that makes them flip their lids if the don’t get their own way immediately? In Salma Hayek’s case it might be the strain of carrying those enormous boobs around. Salma was out and about with a couple of amigas recently when she decided that she really really needed to get off her feet – you know how it is. The exclusive Chateau Marmount was conviently located nearby, so Salma though it would be an ideal place to take a load off, have a wine cooler, and chow down with her friends.
Salma looks for a place to park the boobage
So Salma saunters on in an asks to be seated on the patio – even though the patio of the popular in spot was blocked. Now either the hostess doesn’t recognize Salma – she’s hard to spot sometimes camouflaged behind those enormous knockers – or there really was nothing she could do, because she tells Salma “I’m sorry, we can’t seat you.” Maybe they could have accommodated her if she didn’t take up so much room? She does take up a disproportionate amount of space!
She’s just a girl who can’t take ‘no’
Now that was all Salma needed to hear to get her second wind. She not only caught her second wind but then proceeded to pass it on in the form of hot air. Put bluntly Salma cussed the poor woman out, in Spanish! Now we don’t know exactly what was said except that the words ojete and puta were involved. For those of you not up on your Spanish ojete means ‘asshole’ and puta means ‘bitch’. So now you know how to cuss some one out in Spanish – so who says that you can’t learn anything from idle celebrity gossip!
Big Bother
It’s been awhile since reality TV star Jane Goody has been mentioned. You might be relieved to know that her widower Jack Tweed is keeping himself busy. He’s even getting out to meet people. Like the north London teenager he’s accused of sexually assaulting!
Tweed was arrested on Friday morning after the teenager claimed that the reality TV star had attacked her. A police spokesman says “A female in her late teens has made an allegation of sexual assault. The alleged incident occurred in the Redbridge area in the early hours of this morning. Two men in their 20s have been arrested in connection with the inquiry.” Tweed’s spokesman, Mark Thomas, declined to comment on the arrest but confirmed that a lawyer had been hired to represent his client. It’s seems that Tweed hooked up with the young woman at a night club, and then they moved on to a residence – where the alleged assault took place.
Tweed has claimed to be having trouble coping since the death of his wife. He said last month: “I don’t really know how I’m bearing up at the moment. I’m drinking quite a lot, which I shouldn’t be. I shouldn’t be saying it but I don’t want to lie to anyone and I am drinking quite a lot and I’ve got to go and see someone or I’ve got to stop.” However this isn’t his first brush with the law. Tweed was released from prison in May after serving 12 weeks for assaulting a taxi driver.
Kirstie Alley Hates Perez Hilton
… and she doesn’t care who knows it. Perhaps that’s why she’s turned to the social networking site that celebs can’t get enough of (it’s like digital crack to their addictive personalities) Twitter. Kirstie got on the site recently to give the world a piece of her mind regarding Perez. Here are some excerpts!
At least she’s found something to take her mind off of the National Enquirer! BTW this story comes courtesy of ZackTaylor.ca.
Supermodel Freaks Out – held by police
Back in the day supermodel Karen Mulder earned $10 000 per shoot. She was dubbed ‘The Blonde With Class’ by Vogue magazine. However life wasn’t as rosy as it seemed. Mulder commented that ‘Everybody was saying to me, “Hi, you’re fantastic.” But inside, I felt worse from day to day.’ That might’ve lead to her drug use and mental illness. She claimed that supermodels were being used as sex slaves by high ranking politicians. Then she falsely accused Monaco’s Prince Albert of rape. She followed that up with a suicide attempt. She took an overdose of sleeping pills. Understandably she wound up hospitalized and under treatment for severe depression.
Well Karen is still living a turbulent life. The former supermodel was recently arrested for threatening her plastic surgeon. Karen phoned up her doctor asking that a procedure be reversed. That lead to some heated conversation, screaming, and a bunch for threats from Ms. Mulder. Her doctor wasn’t about to take chances, so she called the cops. That lead to Mulder being arrested and held in a Paris police station.
A detective said: ‘She was screaming and shouting about the operation and became extremely threatening. There were repeated calls to the female surgeon who was extremely scared. The suspect is being interviewed.’ By 10 AM Mulder was in a holding cell. Mulder is being held in the eight arrondissement, which is the heart of the fashion district. Ironically, that’s the spot where it all began for her, and where she began her career as an international high fashion model. It was a career that would put her along side such super stars as Kate Moss & Naomi Campbell, and would see her featured on the cover of Sports Illustrated and a front woman for Victoria’s Secret. Now she seems to have followed Kate & Naomi into public disgrace.
Jon Gosselin left Kate because she was a bitch
Anyone who’s watched Jon & Kate + 8, or even knows of the show by reputation is aware that Kate can be a bit much. However Jon Gosselin has come out in a recent interview and confirmed what everyone has long suspected – he left because Kate was too much of a bitch to live with! Now it’s a bit more complicated than that. For instance there’s Hailey Glassman, and Kate’s body guard. Basically though there relationship boiled down to something like this:
Kate: Well I’m back from my international book signing tour, and you’re still on the couch.
Jon: Well someone has to stay with the kids while your jetting setting around.
Kate: Oh that’s just an excuse for having no ambition. If you wanted it bad enough you could make it happen. Just like I did!
Though Jon is making it happen these days, Kate doesn’t seem very happy about it. Well at least they’re better off than Maia Campbell who is in a bit of trouble involving crack cocaine and video tape!
If you take one thing away from that video it might be Frito Lays! You just can buy that kind of product placement! Maia has struggled with bipolar disorder for years. The death of her mother, author Bebe Campbell Moore, threw her for a real loop. That’s when her descent into drug use began. Let’s hope that she can pull out of this tail spin in time!
Tori & Dean – Sham Marriage
Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott look pretty cozy on their reality TV show Home Sweet Hollywood. It might (or might not) be surprising to learn that it wasn’t exactly love at first sight for the celebrity couple. The couple met on the set of Mind Over Murder, and when Dean learned that he’d be cos taring with Spelling said “I can’t believe I have to kiss her. She looks like a horse.” Dean must’ve overcome that reluctance cause once he began shooting with Tori he dropped his wife Mary Jo Eustace to go horsing around with his co star. Tori was a newlywed herself at the time.
So what exactly changed Dean’s mind. Not surprisingly it was the lure of fame and the Spelling millions. “There is no question Dean is with Tori for the money and the fame,” Michael Olifiers, an actor who’s been friends with Dean for years, told Star Magazine in a world exclusive interview. “Dean’s always been desperate to become famous. He craved being in the spotlight and Tori’s his ticket to that life.”
The timing was good too. Arron Spelling was dying at the time Dean met ‘Horse Face’. Dean pressured Tori not to make him sign a pre nup. A Month after they were married Spelling passed on to his reward. It would’ve been a major pay day for Deano, if Arron hadn’t basically written Tori out. He didn’t get to be TV’s No 1 producer by letting small timers take advantage of him!
Things didn’t quite work out the way Dean planned. That’s life – you adapt and move on. These days Dean and Tori are pimping out their relationship for every dime they can get. They’ve got their Oxygen TV show. Then they’ve got their second rate Spencer & Heidi routine that goes on 24/7. It must be a paying proposition cause they’re still toghether, so far. Dean’s friend Michael Olifiers warns that loverboy will only stick around as long as there’s money in it for him. Or until he can hook some one bigger. Until then we’re still waiting for the fat lady, or whomever, to sing.
BTW – though Tori was cut off with a mere $80 000 in her father’s will, both her children have been accounted for. Liam Arron and Stella Doreen both have multi million dollar trust funds. So I guess it’s a mere 17 years before Big Daddy Dean can put his money maker back in the holster and start sponging off of the kids! That is unless Dean goes straight in the mean time and decides to do honest work – ha ha only kidding!
Megan Fox Got Pussy Power
Fox is pussy galore!
Megan Fox recently pointed out in a Cosmopolitan interview that women have an advantage in any relationship they’re in ’cause they have the vaginas. She must have one powerful pussy. By powerful I don’t mean that she sits around cracking walnuts or prying the tops off of beer bottles with it or anything – though she very well might. It’s more a kind of a ‘leverage’ thing – you know ‘supply & demand’. If she can crack walnuts then more power to her! Let the Young Turks explain in this following video.
Hayley Wood – "Don’t blame me, I didn’t do it!"
After DJ Am’s tragic death made the headlines there was plenty of speculation about what really happened. While some thought his death was the result of a relapse, others suspected suicide. Perhaps this was because of the large number of undigested Oxycontin in his stomach, combined with the fact that both his bed room door and apartment door were barricaded shut. It was as if he didn’t want to be disturbed. A picture of he current ex girlfriend Hayley Wood, as well as a card from her, were near by.
Now this had some friends speculating that Hayley might’ve had something to do with Adam Goldstein’s state of mind. They mentioned that he’d been really down in the dumps since he & Hayley broke up. They also mentioned that Adam had desperately wanted to keep seeing her, but that the aspiring model & actress had had enough of him. In other words she broke it off. As an unnamed source told People Magazine, “She ended it, and he didn’t want it to end,” the source is reported as saying. “The breakup hurt him. He hadn’t been in a good place lately. For the past week, he wasn’t really around, he was keeping to himself, and he was blowing people off.”
Naturally Hayley has a thing or two to say about that, like: “Any indication that this horribly tragic accident happened because of a rumored breakup is not only untrue but disgusting.” She said that to US Weekly only recently. She went on to tell them that, “We were very much together at the time of his passing, and I love him very much.” Now in her defense she was seen crying in public shortly after the news broke. That doesn’t mean that they were still together. It might as easily mean that an aspiring actresses has to be aware of how she’s publicly perceived. If she comes off as the Mary Kate Olsen in this scenario then her goose might be cooked career wise. Besides, I’m sure that she had no idea how well liked DJ AM was when she dumped him!
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DRIVER TO TESTIFY IN DAVID COPPERFIELD RAPE CASE
More trouble for David Copperfield. AS you may or may not know the illusionist is in trouble over a rape allegation. A Seattle woman is claiming that he lured her down to his estate in the Bahamas, and then raped her. Force was accompanied by death threats. Since this is outside any state jurisdiction, the FBI got involved.
Well the case against Copperfield is picking up steam. The prosecution has a new star witness, Copperfield’s former limo driver John St. John. JSJ has quite a tale to tell too. According to him this wouldn’t have been Copperfield’s first time get forceful with a woman.
Back in September 1996 Copperfield was seeing uber model Claudia Schiffer and playing at Ottawa Canada’s National Arts Center.It was a show enjoyed by all. Dave was still up after his performance, so on the ride back to the hotel he pointed out a leggy blond pedestrian to the driver (near Ward Market – the night club district), and instructed him to pull up. After some banter Dave persuaded the young lady to accept a ride from a stranger, and away they went.
St John says that Copperfield immediately activated the privacy divider – the panel that separates the driver’s section from the passengers’ section. Though Copperfield had his shields up, St John could her what was going on.
St John says that he heard a commotion coming from the rear. It was the sounds of struggling. These were accompanied by raised voices, and eventually shouts of “no, get off me!”. St John says he was just about to bravely intervene with his boss (I’ve found at least one part of the story that I already disbelieve!) when Dave called him on the car’s intercom. he requested that St John ‘take me back’. When the got back to the NAC, Dave stormed out of the limo, turning to St John as he went and saying ‘take the bitch home’.
Now it’s important to note that no assault charges were ever filed over this incident. St john has passed an independently administered lie detector test. Furthermore he has been interviewed by the FBI. St John says that he was happy to give his story on record. If this kind of evidence keeps mounting up the next act Copperfield will need to brush up on is Houdini style escape artistry!
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