Stunned Skirt

Guess who’s back on the sauce! Now maybe the name Mischa Barton jumps to mind, though in Hollywood that could be anyone. In this case it’s not anyone but some one in particular, and the some one is Kristen Dunst. Now Dunst has had her brushes with the bottle before. It even landed her in Utah’s Cirque Lodge – a place where messed up celebrities like Lindsay Lohan go to dry out – last February for 6 weeks!

Dunst was no sooner sprung from rehab then she was back to her old tricks – drinking hard. She was spotted at all her old haunts too, like: Manhattan’s Bowery Electric, La Poubelle in Los Angeles, and The Palazzo Lavo Club in Las Vegas. This time the scene of the crime was the Tropicana in the Roosevelt Hotel.

AS recently as August 18th Dunst was seen staggering around the premises allegedly boozed out of her head. She was also trying to hide her drink inside her jacket. She was so out of it that she had to lean on some random guy to keep from falling over. They quickly made friends and random guy asked the soused starlet what she was drinking. She order straight vodka on the rocks and the mystery man had a whiskey. The pair then staggered off together to where ever and to do whatever (whatever they were still capable of doing in their impaired state).

Now this has Dunst friends (excluding her drinking buddies) concerned that Dunst might wind up right back in rehab. They should be concerned too. With Spiderman 4, 5, & 6 already being green lighted by the studios, Dunst will have to get her act together. They lucrative Spiderman frnachise is the only work she can count on right now. So it would be a shame to lose it. Marvel has already written Mary Jane out of the comic series. Who knows whether or Sam Raimi would be willing to cut her loose. He’s killed off a lot of characters. the only really indispensable person in the project is Tobey Maguire.

Brian Jones Murdered?

Michael Jackson isn’t the only singer/musician who’s death is questionable. When Brain Jones of the Rolling Stones died 40 years ago plenty of people were suspicious. Jones drowned in his pool after what was described as an orgy of booze and drugs. Not everyone thought that it was an accident. Conspiracists postulated that Mick Jagger took advantage of the situation to get rid of his rival. The two had been vying for leadership of the group for years. Jagger was the frontman for the group, but Jones was it’s most influential memeber. He was the one who named the group, referencing a Muddy Waters‘ tune. Witht he group’s driving force out of the way, that left Jagger in the driver’s seat.

Well it’s beginning to look like Jones was murdered, though it’s not what you think. New Scotland Yard has reopened the cause and is looking over the evidence. Among it is a death bed confession by a building superintendent. The fellow claims that he was the one who pushed Jones into the pool! What more British journalist Scot Jones claims to have witnessed the confession! So if there’s any truth in this, a 40 year old mystery may be on the verge of getting solved!

Now some hot linx courtesy of Celebrity Dirty Laundry!

Phil Spector Fears Prison Move Will Kill Him – Bitten & Bound

Audrina Patridge is Leaving The Hills – Fatback Media

Megan Fox In October’s Cosmo – Farandulista

Roz Savage Being For Nothingless – Grow A Brain Idiot

Chris Brown Still In Love With Rihanna (VIDEO) – Stupid Celebrities

Britney Spears & Family In Miami – Celebrity Smack

Renee Zellweger In Accident –I Need My Fix

Katie Price Greeted by Angry Mob – Anything Hollywood

Do you like Julia Roberts’ Bag? – Busy Bee Blogger

Lindsay Lohan Moving To High Rise – Eat.Sleep.Celebrity

New Evidence in Death of Brian Jones – Glitterati Gossip

DJ AM’s Death: Still Waiting for Answers – Celebrity Fashion Watcher

Nick and Vanessa are back on – CelebSlam

Mitchel Musso Wears Briefs – Boxers or Briefs

Gosselin Kids 1st Day of School – D*ana’s Dirt

Plus-Size Model Crystal Renn Releases Book Called “Hungry” – Skinny VS Curvy

Don’t Mess With Dawn Fraser – Crazy Days and Nights

New Scandal For Eric Dane – Cocaine Manor

More image damage for Grey’s Anatomy – is there a spin doctor in the house?

There’s a new scandal for Grey’s Anatomy star Eric Dane. This would come fresh on the heels of Dane’s laughable ‘sex’ tape with wife Rebecca Gayheart (the Noxema Girl), and a former Ms Teen USA Kari Ann Peniche. The tape didn’t feature any actual sex but did feature the trio trying to think up their porn names ( a process of combining the name of your first pet with the name of the first street you lived on). Dane’s was “Cocaine Manor”!

social call with intent

Cocaine manor turns out to be appropriate since the new rumours about Dane & Gayheart involve the white stuff. Apparently the pair were observed at a house party about a year back getting high – a source told the National Enquirer. According to the source the pair turned up together in the early after noon. They weren’t their to socialize. Gayheart immediately started asking where the drugs are. She then proceeded to powder her nose Lindsay Lohan style. She did at least a couple of lines. Dane did at least one.

One afternoon at Cocaine Manor

The source feels pretty confident that Dane & Gayheart had drugs on their minds when the came calling. The house in question is pretty secluded – off the beaten path and up a winding road. It’s also a notorious drug connection spot. Says the source ‘people only go there for one reason’. Furthermore Gayheart used to date one of the guys at the house. She knew he had some heavy drug connections. So the evidence (if hearsay can count as evidence in the court of public opinion) is starting to stack up against them. Let’s hope that Dane can straighten up and fly right, or at least keep his nose clean. Grey’s Anatomy is the only steady work he has at the moment. If he blows that then it’ll be some embarrassing reality TV series for him and the missus! Let’s face it, he’s no Katherine Heigl (She must be sleeping with some one high up on the food chain to make it on mediocre looks and no talent. If she had mediocre talent and no looks she’d be Madonna!).

PS. They never should have threatened to sue when that sex tape came out. It was only gonna make people angry. When the gutter press gets angry they start sniffing around for dirty laundry. Then they start printing stuff that they can’t get sued for. Maybe it’s stuff they wouldn’t even have found if they hadn’t bothered to go digging. Dane & Gayheart might’ve made the list. If I might mix a metaphor: when you’re out on a limb don’t start rocking the boat.

BTW here’s Michael Jackson’s death certificate courtesy of Popsquire. For the full size version hit the link.

Now the National Enquirer is ‘taking credit’ for predicting Michael Jackson’s death 6 months before it happened. However Wondertrash was covering the Michael Jackson health story on May 16th, over a month before his death. We were one of the few blogs to do the story, since most of the others assumed the health rumours were a dodge to back out of his London shows. Wondertrash might not be first, but it’s ahead of the pack.

Jon Gosselin on Twitter

Who isn’t on Twitter these days? For every celebrity and pseudo celeb there are dozen of wannabes and impostors. However just to prove that it actually is the real Jon Gosselin (and who would pretend to be him?), here is the following photographic & twittegraphic evidence!

“Just for the record this is actually me” is exactly what I’d expect a cunning impostor to say. The photo clinches it though. The world is really opening up for him since he escaped from ‘she who must be obeyed’. It’s nice that his mom enjoyed Vegas, too. You can follow Jon Gosselin’s colourful hi-jinx @ jongosselin1, over @ Twitter.

Brad Pitt eats shit all the live long day,
But Jon Gosselin ran away
and now he gets to play.

Every doggerel has it’s day.

Angelina Jolie Explodes!

Wasted again in Angelinaville … but I know it’s Tarantino’s fault

Now Angelina Jolie didn’t literally explode, though many have considered her to be a ticking time bomb. This explosion is in the form of more confirmation that Angie ain’t to pleased about Brad Pitt’s special relaxation therapy. Brad like to smoke pot. Angie made him swear off when he got involved with her. It was a sort of ‘durgs or me’ ultimatum, with the option of rehab time if he needed it. Never let it be said that Jolie isn’t as reasonable as she is flexible! Well it seems like their arrangement is rapidly running out of give and take ever since Quentin Tarantino blew the whistle on Pitt’s mellowed out ways during a radio interview in which he admitting to smoking hash with the actor in France while trying to talk him into doing Inglourious Basterds. That’s excellent strategy, putting Pitt into an impressionable state of mind like that!

Pitt in deep do do with Hot Shit

Well it appears that the explosion has been heard all the way down in Australia, where News.com.au took time away from covering on Tomkat’s work out antics to report that the shit has hit the fan in Angelinaville! Well at least she’s not ordering piss tests, yet.

Halle Berry prepares to pop!

BTW continuing with the baby boom theme from the previous post, world’s sexiest MILF has done it again! That’s right Halle Berry is preggers (preggers sounds so much cuter than “Halle Berry knocked up again!”).

Duggars Expecting Their 19th Child!

Look out Gosselins, ’cause guess who’s expecting their 19th child!

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You heard right – they will be on TLC tonight. Jon has been vocal about no longer wanting to do the reality TV show that made him a celebrity. TLC has been pretty vocal about him too. Seems that he violated some morality clause in his contract. I guess that Hailey Glassman didn’t do much for him professionally. Neither did the bevy of cheerleaders and co eds that he’s nailed since escaping from under the thumb of his hard boiled wife Kate. So like I say, look out Gosselins!

Hailey Glassman Match.com Profile Video – watch more funny videos

Match.com-Jon Gosselin – watch more funny videos

It seem like large families are becoming a new trend. Parenthood can be a strange thing. While some folk are natural parents who’s mission in life is to raise healthy happy human beings, there are also the rest of us. You can just mark us down as “I didn’t know it was loaded!“

Brangelina Showdown?

Has Quentin Taratino unintentionally caused a major rift between Hollywood’s No. 1 power couple? Brad Pitt is a self confessed stoner. In fact it’s rumoured that both he and ex wife Jennifer Aniston enjoyed getting mellow together. However when he met Angelina Jolie things had to change. In fact Jolie laid down the law about Pitt’s recreational habits. By laid downthe law I mean she delivered an ultimatum: “Get clean or get out”. Brad promised her that now he’d become a father his stoner days were over. It seems though that his cover has been blown.

Tarantino, who directed Pitt in Inglourious Basterds, revealed during a radio interview that Pitt hadn’t given up old habits. During an interview with Howard Stern, Tarantino revealed that he and Pitt smoked hash together in France while the director was trying to talk Pitt into doing Basterds. Coincidentally this was the same time that Jolie was dropping the twins Knox and Vivienne.

Now if you know anything about Jolie it’s that she doesn’t like being defied. So naturally once she received proof positive that Brad had disobeyed her she went ballistic. She did more than fly into a rage. She also reaffirmed the ultimatum. She told him that she didn’t want drugs anywhere around the kids. She even drew the line even closer. Now she’s outlawed booze. So if the rumours are true I guess the next question is how much more is Pitt gonna take? Ultimatums and power plays are not a good basis for a continuing relationship.

Bedazzled

Light Fingered Lohan

Remember when those jewels went missing during a Lindsay Lohan fashion shoot? Well lightning has struck twice. Lohan had been loaned some pricey gems – to the tune to $2 million – by Beverly Hills jewelry store XIV Karats. Everything was fine and dandy for a moth or so, until Karats asked for the gems back. That’s when Lindsay made the awkward revelation that she isn’t have them. They’d been stolen from her safe during a burglary! Naturally XIV Karats is not happy. Still I blame them as much as anyone. They knew that Lindsay has bad luck when it comes to hanging on to jewels. Or they would have if they’d been regular readers of Wondertrash! Whether this is a coincidence, or Lindsay has picked up a side line, the girl is becoming a bad insurance risk.

In other news here’s a clip of DJ AM talking about his relapse fears.

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Adam Goldstein is dead

By now everyone has heard that sad news that celebrity DJ Adam Goldstein, who worked professionally under the name DJ AM, is dead. Goldstein was discovered in his 2 mill Soho apartment on 210 Lafayette St, after a friend phoned 911. The friend had stopped by and got no response, so called for the EMT. The emergency response team had to break down the door, and found Goldstein dead. The time was approximately 5:23 PM. A drug pipe and 2 empty pill bottles were found near the body.

Goldstein is best know for a series of high profile relationships with young celebrities like Nicole Richie and Mandy Moore (and most recently Hayley Wood). Along with Blink 182 drummer Travis Barker he survived a serious plane crash in South Carolina last year that left him with serious burns. 4 other including the pilot were killed in the crash.

So far the death is being classified as an OD. Goldstein has had addiction issues in the past, including crack, Ecstasy, and others. However Goldstein has claimed to have been drug free for the past 11 years. His last tweet on his twitter account may also indicate that there were some issues with depression – “New york, New York. Big city of dreams but everything in new york ain’t always what it seems.” It has been reported that he was struggling with post traumatic stress disorder and ‘survivor’s guilt’ following the plane crash. Goldstein was 36 at the time of his death.

DJ AM’s last post on Twitter

dated Tuesday

“New york, New York. Big city of dreams, but everything in New York ain’t always what it seems.”

DJ AM was found dead in his apartment at 5 PM EST, with drug paraphernalia and two empty pill bottles.

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