Kerry Katona Snorts Cocaine EXCLUSIVE FOOTAGE

Speaking of which Steven Tyler is officially off the wagon since his fall off of the stage. Here he is making a purchase at a Boston liquor store! You can tell it’s really him ’cause he has his arm in a sling!

Now Tyler may be a wild man of rock’n’roll, but he’s a pussycat compared to pro wrestler Kurt Angle. Angle was arrested this morning outside a Pittsburgh Starbuck’s. It seems that Angle was stalking an ex girlfriend, lady wrestler Rhaka Khan aka Trenesha Biggers, who was inside the Starbuck’s. Rhaka/Trenesha got nervous and phoned the cops. As it turned out not only was Angle laying in wait outside the Starbuck’s, but had two syringes of human growth hormone with him. Angles said that it was prescribed via a doctor, but the cops weren’t having any of it (especially not after Michael Jackson). So off went big Kurt on possession and stalking related charges. Angle was also driving around with a suspended license.

Kurt Angle and Trenesha Biggers have a complicated relationship. Kurt has been served with a protection from abuse order against Biggers, however he was driving her car when he was picked up. Biggers also claimed that she was afraid that Angle was erasing text message/video proof of his history of abuse against her (while he was in her car). BTW here’s some footage of Ms. Biggers alias Rhaka Khan, in action.

Hailey Glassman spills the beans in TV interview!

There’s gonna be some must see TV on tonight at 7PM on E. After much protestation that she is not a celebrity, not a fame whore, and deeply in love, doped out party girl Hailey Glassman is ready to open up and spill the beans about her Jon Gosselin connection. For instance she implies that Jon and Kate were dunzo before she got into the picture. Says Hailey, “Jon and Kate have moved on with their lives — it’s only the viewers who haven’t moved on.”

As to how she hooked up with Jon she explains that Jon was staying at their home (her father was the surgeon who did the tummy tuck on Kate). She explains’ “He was living in my house, the person I joked around with. He was sad and bored, I was home and bored.” She adds, “I’m not some famewhore. I’ve been in hiding for three months. Do I choose my life or do I choose Jon? I stay in my house with my parents where I feel safe. Take my 15 minutes, you can have it back. Please take it back!” Well that explains her motivation to appear on TV.

Many of us wish we could take her fifteen minutes back, and the Gosselins’, too. Now the most interesting part of this interview might be that it was conducted by ex Star Magazine reporter Kate Major. She’s an ex Star reporter because she lost her job by getting to personally involved with the story, ie she dated Jon Gosselin too! She has also publicly professed her love for the reality TV dad. However Hailey has since refereed to Kate Major as a wacko. She might have been referring to Jon’s estranged wife Kate as a major wacko – it gets hard to keep track of the player these days – even with the tabs providing daily scorecards!

Mischa Barton – soused on the set!

Unless she straightens up and flies right the only work that young lady will get is as a babysitter for Jon Gosselin! She’s about the right age and he likes ’em loopy!

Stars Get Pissy

Pressly does a Fergie, but she’s not the first!

A short while ago My Name Is Earl star Jamie Pressly got in the news by wetting the side walk out side her bridal shower party (See how easy it is to get attention! It’s the Age of Reality TV!). Pressly got very embarrassed when the video made youtube (bless those cell phone cameras!) and claimed that it wasn’t how it looked. She was only doing dare # 8, and she wasn’t really peeing. Pressly claimed that if you looked closely at the picture (and many have by now) you could see that she was holding a bottle of water behind her back, which she was pouring on the sidewalk.

Personal responsibility begins with ‘self control’

Pressly need not be embarrassed, since public urination is not unprecedented in celebrity culture. It does happen from time to time. I’m not talking about Fergie either. So, to make Ms. Pressly feel a little better about the unfortunate incident, here’s a picture from the Wondertrash files of girl singer Pink relieving herself by her car, after getting short taken.

Free the pee!

Now you can’t get cooler than Pink. If an entertainer of her caliber can squat in public and let fly, then surely someone from My Name Is Earl can feel free to let themselves pee! Besides it’s a normal & natural function. In these modern times we are well beyond feeling any shame about anything. This might even help people to relate to her by making her appear more human, and there by one of us. It’s reassuring to know that celebrities have to answer the call of nature like the rest of us (even if most of their bodily functions, like eating, have been put on indefinite hold). Besides, if it’s really an issue, maybe her prospective husband Simran can invest in a litter box.

Milla Jovovich Talks About A Perfect Getaway

Ms. Jovovich also has another project in the works (in addition to another Resident Evil):

Jon Gosselin Explains the Incident

Now here are some of those Heidi Montag Playboy pictures:

Heidi has become a popular target for the public and media these days, what with her & her husband being so pushy & irritating – but I have to say that she takes a nice picture!

Kate Gosselin is losing her grip!

There’s more drama in the life of Jon & Kate Gosselin. The reality TV couple have been fighting over a woman. Now Jon’s been playing the field with a vengeance since he and his wife have separated. He’s been seen with Kate’s plastic surgeon’s daughter – Hailey Glassman, and a reporter from Star Magazine – Kate Major. However the woman he and the missus were fighting over is the kids nanny (& a former cocktail waitress) Stephanie Santoro.

It seems that Kate is none to pleased about this arrangement and decided to let Jon know exactly what was on her mind. So she showed up at the house during one of Jon’s scheduled visits. Jon wouldn’t let her in, so like the wolf in the nursery story she began to huff and puff just outside the door.

Hello Police? A crazy woman with bad hair is having a fit on our street!

Well the screaming and obscenities proved too much for one of the neighbors, who phoned the cops. Jon might have thought of that himself is he wasn’t such a witless doormat. Sure enough the police car swings by while Kate is in mid tantrum. Faced with a hysterical woman making a 5 alarm scene, they decide to escort her off of the premises. They didn’t place her under arrest, so Kate was able to book herself into a local hotel after her release. This was probably for the best since the world doesn’t need to see a Kate Gosselin mugshot – but mark my words, we will before too long! As a matter of fact the cops might as well have carted her right off to the nut house. That chick ain’t rowin’ with both oars in the water!

Now here’s the story from Radaronline:

Police were called to the Gosselin house in Wernersville, PA Thursday night after Jon and Kate got into a heated argument over Stephanie Santoro, the nanny who was on duty that day. One source close to the situation told RadarOnline.com, “Kate showed up at the house unexpectedly. It’s Jon’s scheduled time to be there with the kids.”

Jon was inside the home and wouldn’t let Kate in. Kate reportedly started screaming at Jon at the fence outside their once happy home about his relationship with Santoro – the nanny hired by Jon, and not Kate. Amid all the screaming, someone called 911. Police arrived, but no arrests were made. Kate left and checked into a local hotel.

What a sordid little scene! So much so that Jon felt the need to set the record straight by way of US Magazine. Here’s his side of the story:

“She tried to come home yesterday, and I wouldn’t let her in the gate, and I guess she called the police,” Gosselin tells Splash News. “The police came and said it was a civil matter.”
“An officer pulled me aside and I said, ‘This has never happened before and I’m just trying to spend time with my kids and she’s [Kate] gonna have to leave,'” he says.
Jon says Kate “tried to ‘cry it up’ with the cops and it didn’t work and they said, ‘You have to leave.’
“It was a miscommunication. Kate said she was coming home, and I said, ‘Well, it’s my time to spend with the kids,'” Jon goes on. “I don’t come home when she’s with the kids, and vice versa — and that’s how it’s supposed to be.”

“I guess she didn’t agree with my babysitting,” Jon says of Kate, adding that it was the first time he’d seen his ex wife for “a long time” (they announced they were separating in June).
When asked why Kate was upset about Santoro (who also works as a “shooter girl” selling shots at local club Legends), Jon says, “I have no idea. I guess ’cause she didn’t have approval.”
Jon says he’ll only approve of Kate’s babysitters “if she’ll approve mine.”

Jon might be sleazing it up, but it’s difficult to be hard on him considering what he’s just escaped. He’s overdue for a taste of freedom. As for his missus, I guess everyone figured out early on that Kate can be a handful. Now she seems to be crossing the line from handful to wacko!

Britney Dumped

It looks like Britney’s plans to convert to Judaism are gonna have to go on hold. Brit was photoed wearing a star of David pendant and that fueled rumors that she was serious about her new guy Jason Trawick. Unfortunately for Brit the feeling wasn’t mutual. Jason has dropped her like a hot potato!

It’s not like Britney wasn’t told. 37 year old Jason, an agent with Hollywood’s William Morris Endeavor Entertainment, told the Circus singer that he would never ever marry under any circumstances. Naturally Brit didn’t believe him. She’d made plans to convert, and to move in with Trawick after her Circus tour clues up. She even intended to bear his offspring.

Jace, on the other hand, felt that things were happening much too fast. So he told Brit that they needed to slow down by way of a dead stop. In other words he wanted out. That sad news has left the pop princess heartbroken, again.

Battle of the sexes: Brit’s boyfriend goes AWOL

This puts Brit in a Jennifer Aniston category dry spell. Still you can’t blame the lads for being gun shy where Spears is concerned. Her former lovers haven’t fared so well. Paparazzi Adnan Ghalib is facing assault charges and even possible deportation to Afghanistan after he ran down a process server. The once slim and sexy Kevin Federline has turned into a bloated blimp who’s only work offer is $1 million to lose the weight and become spokesperson for some diet program. That’s quite a trail of wreckage that the Toxic singer has left in her wake. I doubt that Trawick was too eager to join the causality list. Don’t worry Brit, the drought can’t last for ever.

Wow – I was expecting the judges to hit the gong any time during that!

Coming Soon to the National Enquirer – Kirstie Alley On Borrowed Time!

The NE has found something almost as disturbing as Kate Gosselin lashing out in frustration at Jon’s kids, and it involves a ‘big’ star!

Looks like the NE has decided that poor Kirstie Alley is gonna go Dom DeLuise some time in the not too distant future. Well they were right about Michael Jackson dying (and maybe even about Elvis being alive) so maybe this celebrity deathwatch thing is going to their collective heads. There’s nothing like a semblance of creditability to get members of the gutter press carried away (Just look at what happened to Bill O Reilly on FOX News!). Hopefully Kirstie isn’t too worried about this. Still, it might be worth her while to give Jenny Craig another crack.

Funny as Shit!

Baby Einsteins – kids say the darnedest things

Britney’s boys Sean P and Jayden James have made the news again, and this time because their vocabulary is growing by leaps and bounds. In fact they demonstrated their developing loquaciousness recently at the Teen Choice Awards. Now Britney is a mainstay at the TCA’s and was there again this yer to receive awards and pass them out. More importantly she was their to pick up armfuls of free stuff. The hotel hosting the TMA’s hosts what’s called a “swag party”. That’s where they cram a room full of top draw merchandise and let the celebs loose to take away anything they want for free. It’s like the Price Is Right but without the pretense to skill testing questions (how would a celebrity know how much anything costs?). Handing out freebies is guaranteed way to get celebs to show up to your event (many of the items will be used and then saved for ‘regifting’, and passed on to flunkies and hanger ons).

Scary, funny, & inappropriately appropriate!

Naturally when it comes to free stuff/swag Britney was right there in the thick of it, all elbows and fists like a housewife at a $1.44 day sale. The boys were along too – God knows why since she’s well off enough to hire a sitter. She might even have parked the kids with Fedders for the afternoon. Had she taken such precautions we would never know about the youngster’s impressive verbal skills. It seems that swag scavengers’ attention was briefly distracted when the boys began hollering “Shit Shit Shit” at top volume. One witness tells the New York Daily News newspaper: “We were all surprised by their potty mouths, but it was actually pretty funny.”

American Pie

Everyone was startled and amused, except for Britney. She didn’t bat an eyelash, but continued pawing and groping through the swag in search of choice designer goodies. Then again I’m sure that Britney has heard this before, In fact she even has an explanation: “The boys are staring to learn words like ‘stupid,’ and Preston says the F-word now sometimes. He doesn’t get it from us. He must get it from his daddy. I say it, but not around my kids.” “His Daddy” is the court designated lesser of two evils in this scenario.

With mouths like that folks are gonna think that the youngsters were born in public restrooms! They grow up so fast now. It seems like one day they’re smoking and swearing, then before you know it they’re starting school! Britney may not be in danger of winning any mother of the year awards (even if awarded by the Teen Choice committee), but she’s still light years ahead of Octomom! Let’s say that she’s on par with Bristol Palin! Remember back when motherhood was sacred, and before it became the ugly, ugly thing it is now?

PS. It’s important to point out that there isn’t anything wrong with Britney. It’s the world she lives in that’s a little off kilter. Britney is adapting to it as best she can, and making a mockery of it in the process – as each of us do to one degree or another, and in our own way. Her bizarre journey is our own bizarre journey, only writ large and in lights. That’s why you gotta root for the girl!