They say it’s only celebrity gossip, except sometimes it has political overtones. Maybe there not the most serious overtones, but how often is politics ever really serious anyway? So basically Dennis Rodman has exchanged one team sport for another. As usual he’s playin’ by his own rules. Look out world cause the Rod is goin’ rogue!
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Kate Moss let’s it all hang out as a way of life. Especially back in her heady Pete Doherty, of the Libertines and later Babyshambles, days. Back then she and Pete formed a dynamic duo that kept the tabs in business. There were rumors and frequent brushes with the law. Then she and Pete went their separate ways and the world heard much less of them. Now Kate is back in the public eye once again and she’s got there by once again letting it all hang out. This time it’s hanging out literally as Kate bares her bod in the buff (how’s that for gossip babble?). You can get a peep at what the fuss is about by taking a quick gander at the video below!
Kate hasn’t been the only one baring herself to the public. Accused sex killer Jodi Arias has had to give an account for herself, though not by removing her clothing. That’s what got her into a mess in the first place. Jodi is the young woman who killed her Mormon boyfriend Travis Alexander during one of those on again off again Fatal Attraction type relationships.
By way of brief recap Travis was a Mormon virgin sales exec who liked to play the field with young women. He latched in to Jodi some how and the two began a full tilt fuck fest of a relationship with plenty of screwing around in different locales. Many young men seek an outlet for their throbbing biological urges and Jodi proved so ready and willing that’s she’s been dubbed a three hole wonder by the media. She got that name because she was willing to put each of her bodily orifices to good use in keeping her religious boyfriend happy.
When Travis decided to move on, as young men are wont to do, Jodi took it very personally. So she drove out to Travis’ home, screwed the fuck out of him, and then stabbed the poor man – Alfred Hitchcock style – while he was showering. She then ditched her camera, that she had used to take many useful crime scene photos, in the washer and and switched it on. Water and electronics equipment make a bad mix, so everything should’ve been wrapped up. The only thing left was making up some over elaborate and shifty sounding alibi. When it comes to those Arias had it covered.
Jodi made up a series of stories involving a home invasion, and a rogue criminal couple bursting in on the young lovers to stick them up at gun point and robbing them. In other words your typical Craigslist type sex shenanigan’s. Only problem was that while Travis was dead, Jodi was still very much alive. Then her camera turned up and her goose was cooked. You see even though her camera had been baptized in the rinse cycle, it’s sins had not been washed away. They remained recorded on her electronic camera’s microchip where CSI type forensic geeks extracted the incriminating data.
Once the truth started to come out Jodi was much less sympathetic. In fact she started looking like the worst kind of psycho. In this case the worst type means psychopathic compulsive liar who brutally murders her lover and then makes up a new story about it every week. By the time it had got to trial Jodi claimed that she’d been abused by Travis, who sexually degraded her with Pop Rocks until she had no choice but to stab him 29 times and take pictures of him as he lay dying. The sort of thing any woman might do if she’s driven far enough, like being told she’s fat, or asked for anal sex. Then again give her some credit. At least she didn’t bring alien abduction into it.
So Jodi got to explain herself before a judge and jury. Fortunately for Arias she’s never ever at a loss for words. Meanwhile every one else got to wonder how crazy the bitch is and what kind of a chance society would be taking by letting her loose. She also showed up with a court room make over, or under in this case. She appeared drab looking in brown hair and glasses. Perhaps she’s been reading Wondertrash and taken a few tips on celebrity super heroics. It’s easier to get away with stuff when you have an alter ego. So this was more of a job for Diana Prince than her usual dolled up sex hoss identity.
The jury didn’t buy it. Jodi got found guilty of first degree murder. If Law & Order were still a going concern then we would have an episode ripped from the headlines to look forward to. Now we have the HLN Jodi Arias Blowout, & youtube video of Arias receiving the verdict. So let’s have a quick peep at that.
Sometimes it’s good to get things off of your chest. Even if it is only your bra. Besides the weather is warming up and its a good time to unburden yourself from tight restricting clothing. So good for Kate Moss in hotting it up! Meanwhile keeping checking the trash – the low personal boundaries entertainment gossip blog that always let’s it hang out!
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Heavy metal star Tim Lambesis is in hot water. Co founder of As I Lay Dying is accused of trying to hire a cop to kill his wife.The San Diego County Sheriff’s Dept say that detectives received information that Lambesis had solicited some one to k,ill his wife.That lead a task force involving several agencies and Lambesis’ arrest. Beyond that they have no comment.
AILD is kind of a big deal in metal. They were formed in San Diego in 200. By 2008 they’d released An Ocean Between Us, which reached No 8 on the Billboard chart. One track was even Grammy nominated. However what makes the story interesting is that Lambesis and the rest of the band are professed Christians.
Now hiring a cop to kill your wife is pretty extreme. Still let’s not be too quick to blame Lambesis. Perhaps he didn’t know that the guy was a cop when he tried to hire him. It’s a mistake many might make. I feel free to make light about it because no one got hurt. Fortunately Tim was stopped before he could put his nefarious scheme into full effect. I mean this isn’t like the Cleveland hostages or anything.
Speaking of the Cleveland hostages anyone following the news, or even anyone trying not to, can’t help have heard about it. That’s that story about the 3 women who were kidnapped by three creepy brothers. Anyway Larry, Darryl, & Darryl held there victims in captivity, often using ropes and chains to subdue them, for over ten years. So they missed the whole George W Bush Years of Paranoia period. It’s an ill wind that blows no good.
Now the story is unusual enough to have people asking obvious questions like “How the hell could this have gone on in the midst of a densely populated American city for over ten years without anyone catching on?” AS usual witless police are the scape goats. The story was so unbelievable that the emergency operator had trouble making sense of it. So apparently the operator has been either fired or suspended. Plus there are some police reviews going on. Though people find police incompetence secretly reassuring, occasionally people find it disturbing. Especially in those situations where nosy neighbors have dropped the ball. Then the boys in blue are our only fall back. Let’s have a look at a video update of that unfolding drama!
Hopeful those women will one day be able to return to a normal life.
Celebrities aren’t much different from the rest of us. The desires to be important & accepted or recognized, are pretty universal. For a major motion picture actor it might lead to an Oscar worthy performance. For you or me it might mean employee of the month, complete with a plaque and picture on the wall instead of a shiny statuette and a star on the walk of fame. Sometimes it’s lead s to something in between – like when celebrities have too much plastic surgery, dabble in politics, or get their mugshots plaster over the Internet. The same applies to ordinary people when they make some ill conceived grab for extra attention. This might involve making some kind of a public scene with a partner, straining your groin in an office softball match, or getting your name in the paper through some embarrassing incident.Sometimes it gets much weirder.
Take the case of young Ashley R. Ashley’s a young woman who enjoys comic book cosplay. Sometimes she shares her imaginary adventures with friends via the internet. Unfortunately for Ashley her parents also monitor some of her imaginary adventures via her facebook and twitter pages! When they came across the following picture they hit the panic button.
You see Ashely’s parents have become armed about stories of teen aged ticking time bombs who went nuts and unleashed their teen age rage in some socially unacceptable way. Like some mass shooting. In each case the common denominator seemed to be unusual face book and twitter activity. Future monsters would post pictures of themselves as Dexter or Darth Vader or some one that everyone thought was a significant warning sign in hindsight even though everyone thought that it was cute at the time. So today’s fretful parent has even more to be concerned about.
Naturally when the Rs saw their daughter on line wearing a mask and toting a sword they feared the worst. Her parents are largely unaware of the whole comic coin cosplay sub culture. The last time they saw anyone wearing a mask like that was when Jason menaced the prom in those Friday the 13th movies. Since the Rs are not hockey fans, nor does Ashely play – they felt they had a problem. Especially since Ashely’s head gear is technically not even a hockey mask!
Since her grades had recently slipped and she’d last a couple of friends they though she might be ‘at risk’. When they saw the above picture they knew they had to take action. They organized an intervention with a very nice man who used to work as a cult deprogrammer. He’s the guy who got Nicole Kidman out of Scientology, so he doesn’t work too much as a deprogrammer anymore – Kidman really put the word out against him. “That bastard has ruined my entire career!” Fortunately at risk teens are a growth industry.
Anyway Ashely was lured into her intervention with promises of an all expense paid spring break. When she wandered in unsuspecting she was quickly shocked with a stun gun and thrown into a gunny sack. Then she was whisked away to a special troubled teen containment facility. There understanding staff can reassure her parents while looking of signs of deeper problems!
For instance they can rummage around in Ashley’s m ind through the usual therapeutic snooping techniques of journaling and art therapy. Ashely can write about her deepest feelings and paint pictures of her darkest emotions while professional therapist try to decide whether any of it is a cause for concern. Some heavy stuff can come up in these sessions. For instance when Ashely wrote in her journal that some times she ‘finds bunnies annoying’, doctors thought they might have a situation requiring long term treatment, with plenty of out patient follow up! This even though Ashley reassured them that she would never actually hurt a bunny. It’s easy to say that – until a bunny actually gets hurt!
Also Ashely can be closely observed. For instance her interactions with other troubled youths can be monitored. This is an excellent technique. For instance if Ash doesn’t get along with others then we know that we have some anti social issues. However if she gets along with them then she has boundary issues. These kids are basically delinquents, and so not the kind of friends that she needs. Especially at such a troubled time in her life. If she can get the hang of being superficially friendly with others until she gets the chance to move on then it will be a real sign of improvement for her! Some kids take a while to learn, so there’s still hope for her.
Meanwhile Ashley will be spending her summer in a restricted living facility. There her calories and stool will be carefully inspected for anything suspicious. That’s just in case the head doctors missed anything. She’ll also get to try out a series of behavior modifying medications. Doctors will have to play around a bit till they find a combo with the right level of side effects. If Ashley is especially cooperative then some of her journaling might be ready to other patients as some kind of an example. Hopefully then she’ll be back on track for college in the fall.
The thing is that Ashely wasn’t planning on killing anyone. She wasn’t wearing a mask and wielding a sword because she’d planned to go on a crime spree or rampage of teen age rebellion. She likes comics. So she enjoys dressing up as fantasy figures. What Ashley really wanted was what most teen agers want – to be cool and to get some “likes” from their friends on facebook.
“I know that” Ashley’s dad is quoted as saying, “and that’s the problem.” Seems that her parents weren’t concerned about her going on a rampage. In fact it would’ve been a welcome change. “At least it would’ve shown she has something in her, some passion or drive. Now she just spends all her time alone in her room dressing up and talking to herself. It’s disturbing!” What really set Ash’s folks off was the facebook posting. Was their daughter developing an unhealthy need for attention? “Where would it have ended?” Ash’s mom queries. “1st Facebook, which is bad enough, but what next. I had terrible visions of my daughter becoming some kind of an Internet meme. I even feared that she might become the next Chris Crocker – though my husband told me I was getting carried away. Still if our daughter wound up on reality TV what would he say then?” There’s something in a mother’s concerns no matter how irrational they are. At least her parents caught this in time, and before she started painting herself green or anything. So perhaps this was for the best. Get well soon Ashley!
Now an on an unrelated note let’s turn to Lindsay Lohan. Well it’s kind of related. Lindsay Lohan is America’s Troubled Young Woman. Let’s face it, what Lisa Bonet was to Bill Cosby, Lohan is to an entire anion as we fret continual over her drinking, her friends, her lack of friends, her frequent auto accidents and her repeated run ins with the law! If only she’d win a powerball lottery then she could go on fueling tabloids and blogs while continuing to freak out Dr. Drew Pinsky. So consider her as your second choice for jack pot winner!
When we last left Lindsay she was between rehabs. It was tough finding a place that wouldn’t cramp her style. However Lindsay has finally found refuge and in the best rehab of the lot – The Betty Ford Clinic. Lindsay recently checked into the Rancho Mirage branch of the clinic. It’s should be a good fitr for her. She’s been there before so she knows people there. Plus a hi end rehab like BF should have more than anough room for her 270 rehab outfits!
Her style might get a bit cramped though. Spokespersons say that Lohan is not allowed to leave the facility. “It is understood by the Betty Ford Center that your client is to remain on the premises for the duration of her 90-day stay in treatment,” the document reads. So Lindsay won’t be leaving not even for a meal or to go shopping. So it was wise of her to bring along those changes of clothes. Very forward thinking of her. However the spokesperson goes on to say “We can’t hold a patient against their will, we can’t stop a patient from running away. We’re not a jail,” an intake counselor previously explained to PEOPLE. “But we closely monitor patients via security and technicians 24 hours a day.”
Lindsay has had some trouble at Betty Ford. A little while back and during another unsuccessful rehab stint Lindsay was kicked out of BF after getting into an altercation with a nurse. That’s when Lindsay got caught coming back in over the wall and the nurse confronted her. Lindsay claimed the nurse assaulted her. the nurse was let go and the thing resulted in a law suit. So there’s still plenty of opportunity for Lindsay patented brand of Lohan mischief! At least she’s not posing on facebook in a hockey mask and holding a sword! So there’s some hope for the girl. Now if only we could crack the perplexing Amanda Bynes situation.
So if you want to keep tabs on America’s Most Troubled Celebrities then please keep reading Wondertrash. Behind the mask we’re only one post away from a freak out!
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Sorry for my intermittent blogging but for the past few weeks I was hard at work on would was to have been Toronto’s latest conspiracy radio program. The trial run was horrible. There’s a name in the industry for crank callers. They’re called “moonbats”. We must’ve been putting out a moon bat mating song. The most sensible caller we got reminded us that we live in a bad world full of bad people who want to do bad things. So far so good. However then he went on to give examples involving kidnapping attractive young women, tying them up, and shoving dirty sweat socks into their mouths. “Who will want them then,” he wailed, “knowing what’s been in their mouths?”
We probably could’ve survived that but our host was a bit nuts. Sharp as a tack most days, but you never knew when he was off his meds. Then he was a complete tard, and anything might happen. Our producer thought this would make the show spontaneous and unpredictable. That is until the poor man bugged out on the air.
It started innocently enough with the co host bantering about hot women. That’s when our host took a weird turn. His eyes lit up. He got a little smirk on his face. Then he launched forth into full tilt Alex Jones mode by responding “Do you know what makes me hot?”, and then answered “Liberty!”
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| unbridled Liberty |
Things kind of went down hill from there. The host kept jabbering away about the womanly glories of Lady Liberty, and his own virile arousal for her, like she was a stripper in a Wonder Woman costume. He was spouting creepy stuff like “I’m hot for liberty. In fact I’m hot right now. I say what I mean and I mean what I say and I’m saying that I have a hard on for Lady Liberty right here and right now, in the booth! I wanna ride that horse outta town on a rail!” When the manager suddenly knocked loudly on the door the poor man came at once unglued and began babbling “Is that the police? Is that the cops??” So that ended it.
There were other issues like the number of challenges we got from callers accusing us of being Illuminati disinformation agents. Plus we had no official name beyond a temp working title. I’d suggested “Live Screaming” that could go with the slogan “Live Screaming with no calling screening” but people thought that I was joking . It’s just so hard to find reliable people to work with in the conspiracy movement. Now back to celebrity insanity!
Lindsay Lohan is having a rehab crisis. The issue is that she’s supposed to be in one. She keeps running into snags. Like the rehab she wanted wouldn’t let her smoke. So she picked a place that would let her smoke but that wasn’t actually a rehab. It was more of a restricted living facility, to quote Charlie Sheen.
This place has a dicey reputation because their license got pulled. A bulimic resident died there from a heart attack while doing push ups. He was dangerously dehydrated and the place wasn’t qualified to treat eating disorders. Not that Lindsay let that affect her. Her eating disorder has gotten lost while competing for attention with numerous other issues.
She’s been through there before so it’s a familiar atmosphere. Plus it’s a place to park her 270 outfits (3 a day for 90 days of rehab. She wouldn’t have that problem if she were a comic book crime fighter. Wonder Woman only needs one outfit for any occasion!), before she moves on to a proper facility. She’s gonna have to settle on some place soon though cause rehab is the price she’s paying to stay out of jail.
Currently Lindsay’s situation is a little confused. Father Michael Lohan says he’s handling it and everything’s gonna be OK. Mother Dina says that it’s all Michael’s fault. He must’ve dropped the ball or something while making the rehab arrangements. Lindsay said that she doesn’t know what the big deal is anyway. She’s not an alcoholic or junkie. She’s only tried cocaine a few times. She doesn’t even like alcohol (Many alcoholics don’t like alcohol. They just love being drunk as fuck!). So that’s probably why rehab doesn’t work for her & it’s a waste of time.
That leaves Piers Morgan to straighten things out. Not straighten them out between Lindsay and her rehabs, or even her issues. Nor even between Michael and Dina. That would be asking to much even from Jimmy Carter and Terry Waite working together while riding out of Sunday School on a cherub driven Cloud 9 with their halos in full glow! Piers job is to help the American Public keep track of these delicate negotiations. This he did be having Lindsay Lohan on his show to explain herself. Let’s take a brief look at that!
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| Has Pink been playin’ with the Queen of Hearts? |
There’s some other doings transpiring too! Alicia Pink Moore has called herself a reformed slut. She’s also had special MK Ultra Monarch Mind “Pink programming”! That’s how she got the name Pink! It’s her monarch slave name! But seriously folks, she’s getting slammed for a last minute show cancellation.. So the feisty singer has shot back at her critics with an open letter! Call it a “Piece of Pink’s Mind!”
So things might be turbulent, but it could be worse. At least she’s not Justin Bieber. For a nice clean cut kid who’s generally gracious with his fans, visits sick kids in hospital, and who presents a wholesome image, he sure gets into trouble, repeatedly. Just recently some fan tried to rush him on stage. Security intercepted the fan and the Biebs was unharmed, though there’s a piano that had to go in for retuning! That’s in addition to his numerous other media mishaps. The kid ain’t been hit by lightening yet, and that’s about it.
Now the Biebs is getting sued over some song. What’s worse his Illuminati mentor Usher (Usher is the Dr. Frankenstein that unleashed the Bieber Media Onslaught by discovering the teen singer on youtube) has be named in the suit. So they’re both on the hook. Since this is a song stealing accusation they’re on the hook for $10 million. Some guy named De Rico (Though it could be Di Rico, D’Rico, or even Dr. Rico) claims that they stole his song Somebody To Love. Now the week has just started and at the rate Justy’s been going there’s bound to be 2 more Bieber stories involving minor outrages before the weekend! While Bieber might be no more annoying than any 19 year old, I wouldn’t stand next to him in a lightening storm.
Meanwhile the good people @ WochitEntertainment News can keep you up to date with current events.
Video is a great way to keep up on your favorite celebs. However remember to keep checking the Trash. This is your one stop for all your gossip needs. Plus we add important context – like success sucks because it turns you into a miserable phony! So those of us who chose the middle way instead of flying insanely into the sun like a Celebrity Icarus can take satisfaction in our lifestyle. Besides even beautiful famous types get into the same trouble as the rest of us. So that gives us something in common that we can related to, so to speak. Wondertrash is the blog where anyone can have a bad day!
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| The blog that’s a Wonder of hard core trash! |
Coming soon! Lady Gaga quitting music to become full time Comic Con Cosplayer! & The Ultimate Marilyn Monroe Mannequin!
Now as you may or may not have heard Megan Fox has been let out of the dog house and back inside to play again. She’d been MIA ever since and shortly after calling her mentor Transformers director Michael Bay Hitler in a late nite TV interview. Now Michael swear up and down that ain’t the reason she took a little break. At least he didn’t have anything to do with it. Mike says that Steven Spielberg heard about the comment and told him to get rid of her. Spielberg is Jewish and did a film about Schindler so it might be some kind of a sensitive sport.
Then Spielberg ran into some trouble with another of his young stars Shia LaBeouf. Shia is usually eager to please but made himself unwelcome after calling out Indian Jones 5 – Escape from Shady Acres (“There’s a sword hidden in my walking cane and I’m off my medications”) in public and saying that Harrison Ford agreed with him in private. Ford called LaBeouf an idiot in public and Shia went off to do some amazing work with Alec Baldwin onstage that you’ll never see because the young star got into some kind of fuss with Baldwin and had to leave the play. So he’s on the short cut to reality TV & complete loss of self respect.Hang in there Guy Shi!
Anyway with Shia safely out of the way it was time for Megan to make a come back. So it was announced that Megan had been signed on to play the lead ion Michael Bay’s latest big deal, his Teen Age Mutant Ninja Turtles movie. Megan, the gal once touted by fan boys as a possible Wonder Woman, will be playing intrepid girl reporter April O Neil. Naturally everyone’s wondering how that’s gonna work out. Well here are a ferw pics of Foxy on the set. Let’s have a quick peep.
Reese Witherspoon is a famous Hollywood actress. She’s also a spunky Southern chick who don’t like getting hassled by the long limb of the law. So when she and her husband Jim Toth got pulled over because Jim was impaired – Reese gave them the old what for. Unfortunately for Reese the cops all have those dash cams now – to keep ’em on the straight and narrow, so the whole incident got recorded and then released for mass general consumption. As what happens with general mass general consumption the trickle down effect kicks in and things work their way down to the bottom of the barrel. After some more trickle down they might wind up here. So let’s have a look at that video now!
That’s the thing about fame and fortune. You can be a successful and well liked Hollywood actor or actress. You have your pick of roles and money in the bank. You’ve got it made. Yet you’re only one day away from a public image meltdown. Then your relationship with the public is forever redefined, like Mel Gibson, Tom Cruise, etc. Truly success is like living in a glass house. Meanwhile Wondertrash is content to go right on scraping the barrel from the bottom side up!
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| Dunno ’bout you but I’m getting this for the “Dumb But Awesome” story! |
Boxing used to be a great sport back in the days when Muhammad Ali was the undisputed heavy weight champion of the world. Then about 3 or 4 different championships belts began floating around and people lost interest. Then the head injuries issue came out and killed it, which paved the way for mixed martial arts to fill the void. Nature abhors a vacuum. Will beauty got the same way as boxing? It’s starting to look that way.
About ten years ago every one knew who the worlds most beautiful woman was. That’s because Angelina Jolie was the Muhammad Ali of beauty. She was the undisputed No. 1 on everyone’s list. Then came Megan Fox. She was more like the Mike Tyson of sex appeal. She was a knock out that could put you down for a ten count. Now we’ve entered the stage of multiple “World’s Most Beautiful”. In other word’s the title’s disputed
FHM UK Mag has named Mila Kunis as their choice for Sexiest Woman on the planet.. Mila’s the girl from That 70’s Show who does the voice of Meg Griffith on Family Guy and dates her former cos tar Ashton Kutcher – just to bring you up to speed. FHM spokesperson editor Dan Jude makes a strong argument for Mila as their sexy choice – “Not only is [Mila] naturally stunning, but she has a great sense of humour and isn’t afraid to poke fun at herself. The nation has spoken, and the verdict is that she is officially the perfect girlfriend.” Then again that’s what they said about Jessica Alba, before the whole World’s Sexiest deal went down the drain.
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| world’s sexiest Milla |
It’s not that Mila isn’t beautiful, smart, and funny. She’s all of those things. However world’s sexiest is a big bill to fill. She might not even be the world’s sexiest Milla! For one thing we don’t know what kind of hand to hand combat skills she might have. We don’t have any idea what she looks like in a skin tight cat suit & utility belt either. In a T Cell outbreak I wouldn’t put any great reliance on her. Unless we could come up with a more kick ass Milla we’d end up as zombies for sure!
So like I say the title’s in dispute. People for instance, have named Gwyneth Paltrow as their Sexiest Woman Alive. GP seems like a better choice. For one thing she knows Tony Stark. Plus she has her own Ironman suit of armor. So if there’s any problems and she’s in her out fit, she can handle it. Speaking of which you can see GP handle it Ironman style in theaters to-nite when Iron Man 3 premiers! The point is that Gwyneth, as Pepper Potts, comes closer to the strong sexy type we’ve come to expect in our beauties every since Angelina Jolie was Lara Croft Tomb Raider!
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Maybe it’s Angelina Jolie’s fault, or possibly Lucy Lawless as Xena Warrior Princess, but we’ve come to expect more from our beauties than looking swell in a swim suit or cocktail dress.That was back in the stone age of beauty pageants when ambitious, naive, and unscrupulous young women competed for cash and a tiara by promising to end world hunger and spread love across the planet. That is if sleeping with the judges didn’t pay off. Today’s beauty pageant might might feature snappy come backs to ass-holish questions c- so the action heroines could display their dry cool wit. Gals would compete in cat suits and utility belts while displaying their favorite weapons like fashion accessories.. Then the winner would be decided by a no holds barred, mixed martial arts style sparring match between 5 semi finalists. Think of the old WWE’s Battle Royal for King of the Ring. In this case the winner would be named Belle of the Battle. She’d grin fiercely in triumph as she stood over the bodies of her fallen rivals to claim her undisputed title as World’s Sexiest.
So are you already nostalgic for the good old Mad Men days of dumb blondes with plastic boobs competing for a film career and a rich boyfriend (or possible a long series of rich boyfriends)? Then don’t lose heart. There is still a place int he world where women are not required to leap from an invisible jet with a magic lasso and subdue Nazis & aliens to be sexy. In Britain they still seem to have an appreciation for clueless blondes who look good in slinky dresses. That’s why Helen Flanagan recently got the title of Sexiest Brit!
When reporters caught up with helen recently to get her reaction the hottie was at a loss for words. IN fact the interview might lead you to think that was some kind of regular condition with her. To say she was dumbfounded was an understatement, but she came off as stunned as she is stunning. Don’t take my world for it – see for yourself in the following short video full of “Huh what” and “uhhh”, and even the occasional “uuhhhmm”.
Now let’s not be too hard on Helen. Anyone can have an off night. Remember Miss Teen USA 2007 – South Carolina and her on air brain fart?
That was a very embarrassing moment for the young woman but I hear it worked out well for her. She went on to become a speech writer for George W Bush.
So if you’re feeling nostalgic for the day when beautiful women were merely harmless and annoying lets have a look back to when beauty pageants were a steppingstone for careers in modeling and news broadcasting!
So it looks like these World’s Sexiest things might go the way of heavyweight pro boxing. That is they’re on the verge of complete irrelevance. Todays’ women find them demeaning, and many men have begun to find them insipid. It’s probably part of that whole trend towards wanting more. If anyone ever links pageants to brain damage – perhaps through too much inhaled hairspray, then they’re through. Then the whole thing will be as obsolete as boxing gloves and Playboy Bunny ears. That is until they can find a way to get Danica Patrick to fight Gina Carano for the title of Ultimate Hottie!
In the meantime you can keep checking in on Wondertrash – the blog that never promises to end world hunger. While Wondertrash may not be award winning, it’s not just a pretty face either!
Since the title of World’s Sexiest is in dispute Wondertrash might as well add it’s own worlds sexiest. So we’re declaring aspiring actress and musician Satu Makeda as the New Sexy. She’s smart, tough, ambitious, assertive, great looking, and a bit of a nerd. So she covers all the “new woman” angles – if new woman means “total package” instead of “icing without a cake”.
In the event that Ms. Makeda is unable to fulfill her none existent duties as Ms. Wondertrash 2013, then the title falls to her runner up Mandy Caruso. Mandy is the NYC aspiring fashion designer who nearly shut down Comic-con after she showed up as Black Cat and her boobs showed up in the dailymail, or something. The point being that she’s sassy & sexy! She also runs her own up and coming fashion line called Beautilation which has been described as “dark & feminine” and which has been tearing up Tumblr. Here’s her Black Cat show stopper.
Her Red Sonja ain’t bad either.
Can Mila Kunis do that??
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