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Updated: Friday May 03, 2013 | 06:00 AM EDT
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Miranda Kerr gets sporty
Lindsay Lohan finally headed to rehab – sort of
Lindsay gets committed
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| Packing for rehab: Lindsay Lohan posted a picture of herself packing for her stay in rehab on Tuesday night |
Lindsay Lohan is finally headed off to rehab as per her plea deal. She’s got her gear packed up to – all 270 outfits. If you’re keeping count that’s 4 outfits a day for 90 days! So at least she’s committed to this. There’s only one slight small problems. Though she hauling along enough for an extended safari it’s not clear where she’s gonna drop that stuff yet. You see while Lindsay has agreed to got to rehab, she still hasn’t agreed on which rehab facility she’s going to!
Lindsay had originally booked into Seafield in New York. There was just one problem. Seafield has a strict no smoking policy. Lindsay loves her cigarettes. So Lindsay tried negotiating with Seafield to see if the tobacco ban could be waved. Nothing doing. So Lindsay decided to try some place else. So after that it was on to Morningside Recovery in Newport Beach, California. For a gal who loves cigarettes, Newport has the right name.
Lindsay has been at Morningside before. That was back in 2010. Apparently it wasn’t very helpful. The institution has fallen on some hard times since then too. Back in November, 2011 their license was suspended. Something about them being careless with meds. They were also accused of operating beyond the scope of their license.
Operating beyond their scope may have had something to do with the death of a patient suffering from bulimia and alcoholism.The man had a low electrolyte count (which can happen in both alcoholism, because of dehydration, and bulimia, because of vomiting). An electrolyte is basically a mineral salt. The body needs them for proper muscle function, and to maintain correct chemical balance. This is why jocks drink Gatorade instead of water. Drink too much water while exercising and you sweat out your mineral salts. That can make muscles sluggish. That’s a problem in hi level athletic competition. Gatorade replaces electrolytes as well as fluid.
Low electrolyte count can cause more than sluggishness. In extreme cases it can even lead to death. That’s what happened in the case of the eating disorder patient at Morningside. According to his family’s lawsuit he should have been transferred to a hospital. However that didn’t happen. So the man suffered a heart attack while doing push ups. Swelling of the lining around the heart or brain can happen in extreme electrolyte imbalance.
Then in 2012 and after a full hearing before the California Dept. of Alcohol and Drugs Programs, they had their license pulled! Millicent Tidwell, the Acting Deputy Director Over the Licensing and Certification Division at the Department said “Morningside cannot give any treatment” and adds, “It is a violation of the State law to operate a residential drug and alcohol treatment facility in California without a license. Morningside does not have a license.”
So this whole Morningside thing has caused some problems with the court. Mornginside wasn’t the rehab that Lindsay and her lawyer Mark Heller had agreed to in their plea deal to keep Lindsay out of jail. So there’s some concern that she’s violated her agreement with the courts again. That has lead to a hearing in which the judge had to be reassured that everything is copacetic and that Lindsay is respectful complying with the terms of her deal. While the judge wasn’t pleased with this last minute switcheroo, Heller informed the judge that Lindsay didn’t have to be in the rehab agreed to by this time, only in a rehab. which she is. So technically she’s lived up to her deal. The law is made of technicalities (and loopholes).
That might hold water too except that instead of being in rehab at the time Lindsay was out and about at Fry’s Electronics in Fountain Valley. Fry’s is only about 15 mins from Newport so it’s possible that she was picking up a few last minute item before checking in. However she was wandering the aisles around 9 AM and that was about the same time that Heller was reassuring a judge that Ms. Lohan was in fact already in a rehab facility.
The one thing that Lindsay and the court can agree on is that Morningside is no long term solution. It’s just a place for Lindsay to park 270 outfits & multiple cartons of ciggies while waiting for her rehab of choice – Luken Institute in Florida, to accept her. So her father Michael is reassuring the media that this is only a minor bump on the road to recovery. Once Lindsay gets into Morningside, to comply with her deal, then he can work on getting her into Lukens. Then everyone will be happy!
Georgia May Jagger @ the Delete Blood Cancer Gala in NYC
Could they offer life as a rock star as 1st prize in a lottery?
Looks like Sir Mick Jagger’s as good at fatherhood as fellow rocker Steve Tyler!You might think that there’s some special magic in their jeans genes, but the answer might be more mundane – just pick attractive women to have sex with. Then you get good looking kids. Of course that’s easier top do when you’re a rock star. You have many more options than mere mortals.
April 30, 2013 – Source: Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images North America
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| Model Georgia May Jagger attends the 2013 Delete Blood Cancer Gala honoring Vera Wang, Leighton Meester and Suzi Weiss-Fischmann on May 1, 2013 in New York City. |
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Alessandra Ambrosio NYC April 30
Source zimbio
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| Alessandra Ambrosio wore a sexy bright pink mini skirt and look all sorts of fierce for a Victoria’s Secret photo shoot in the Big Apple. |
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Chris Kelly Dead at 34
Rapper Chris Kelly of Kris Kross is dead. Kelly performed as Mac Daddy with Chris Smith as Daddy Mac in the duo.They were perhaps best known for “jump” from their 1992 album “Totally Krossed Out”. Kelly, who was 34, was pronounced dead at 5 PM Wednesday at Atlanta Medical Center.
There have been some rumours that he was abusing heroin & cocaine prior to his death. Now that’s a powerful combo and otherwise known as John Belushis. Prior to that they were speed-balls but got forever linked with the name of the late Saturday Night Live comedian after he died from them.
Angelina Jolie Speech on Refugee and Immigrant Children (2005)
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Lindsay Lohan Packs 270 Outfits For 90-Day Rehab
It’s rough being Lindsay Lohan. IN addition to your numerous other problems – like substance reliance and the law; you also have to decide what to take with you for a 90 day stay in rehab. In Lindsay’s case she’s settled on 270 outfits. Hey the gals’ perpared for change!
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| Lindsay Lohan Packs 270 Outfits For 90-Day Rehab Stint: http://bit.ly/11WrOGf |
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Make up break ups
good enough, smart enough, and dog gone it old is new again
I hear that the good people over at Saturday Night Live are working on some bang up new material. They’ve got this great new sketch idea called the Most Pathetic Man in the World. It’s about a dribbling buck toothed slob of a man and his complete inability to deal with life.
Trash art
For instance in one sketch Pathetic Man drags home some acquaintance. They’re a little more good natured than they should be, but still have the basic common sense to know that they’ve made a mistake in going along with this guy. When they get to his place they see an almost vacant shit hole. Pathetic Man has made the only piece of furniture in the room out of empty tins cans and old wine bottles that he’s picked up from the side of the road, polished up, and glued together in some crude form. “Go on!” he urges and gestures towards it. Reluctantly they sit down. They’re unsure, but taking a chance that it’s some sort of chair. When they sit down, the whole thing collapses underneath it. “Oh now you’ve done it,” Pathetic Man wails, “and you don’t know how hard it was for me to make it”. Then they cue in MacArthur Park at the “and I’ll never have that recipe again…” part. So welcome to Wondertrash – just don’t lean too hard on anything *wink wink*.
Dissin’ ‘n’ ‘Kissin
Chris Brown is on the outs with his on again off again lover Rihanna. Chris has released a “dissin’ on Rihanna” song called “I can’t win”. Now in case you’re wondering what that means Chris has also unfollowed Rihanna on Twitter and begun following his ex Karrueche Tran (spellchecker reads Karrueche as “Chokecherry“). So he must be dropping some kind of hint! Chris’s dad was less cryptic. In an interview Clinton Brown said how much he liked Karreuche Tran and Jordan Sparks because they were such meek and pretty young women. However he felt Rihanna was an accident waiting to happen and hoped Chris would split with her before things turned tragic.
Now the incident that caused the fuss resulted in some pictures of Rihanna with a fan. Here are those photos.
trying the knot
Chris and Rihi ain’t the only one’s hittin’ some road blocks on the way to love. Jennifer Aniston has encountered another set back. After dating a number of Hollywood leading men following her Brad Pitt split she had finally settled on Justin Theroux. Jen is even rumoured to be tying the knot without benefit of a pre nup! So all systems are go! Except for just one thing.
It seems that after years of keeping everyone guessing Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are finally ready to get married too! Insiders are saying that Aniston is kind of concerned about the two weddings ‘overlapping’. She doesn’t want her special day getting associated with Brangelina’s nuptials. So there’s a scheduling issue.
At first JA wanted to move the date ahead, and there by separate her wedding date from Brangelina’s by beating them to the alter. However that left her prospective groom Theroux feeling pressured. That in turn has lead to what some gossip sites are implying (or leaving to be inferred is) a ‘cooling off’. Basically they’re saying that the wedding hasn’t been so much pushed back as put on hold. Or as a source told US Magazine “nothing’s happened on that front for a month”. While Justin redecorates the couples $ 21 million Bel Air mansion, Jen – who’s described as getting cranky from stress, busies herself with her numerous business projects. For instance she’s wrapping up filming on The Untitled Elmore Leonard Project. They might also take this opportunity to work on that pre nuip too, or as even the last of the true romantics call it these days, ‘marriage insurance’.
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