Now you too can dress like a test pattern!
Gwyneth Paltrow has set out on a bold new venture. The woman who named her child Apple and set up a web site called GOOP is now determined to revive the 70’s. She is launching a new 70’s based clothing line with French firm Zoetee. The line is too be called Zoetee Loves Gwyneth. Well at least some one does because frankly Paltrow is starting to get on everyone else’s nerves! So the $ 64 000 dollar question is ‘What’s gotten into her’? Disco Fever maybe?
Wrongly wet path
Now if this were anyone else you’d think that this was a sick joke. Since it’s Gwynnie we can assume she is in earnest. Gwynnie takes herself far too seriously to have anything like a sense of humour! What’s more she’s even announced that Brit charity London Kid’s Company is going to be the beneficiary of her dubious new enterprise. London Kid’s specializes in helping high risk children. I hope they’re not banking on Gwynnie to come through for them, because this idea sounds like a lead balloon looking for a place to crash!has Gwyneth gone haywire?
I assume Gwyneth has heard about the economic situation. Then again maybe not. Common sense would tell you that people might not want to spend their money on tan polyester unisex leisure suits in times like these. Accessories like mood rings and pet rocks would be impossible to move! Yeah Baby!
Then again this might be underestimating the market. There might actually be a market for this junk, apart from people who’ve ‘lost a bet’. For one thing this gear would make nifty Halloween costumes. Also the stuff would come in handy at Austin Powers film festivals. If you want o get out of military service you might want to try prancing around in some of Gwynie’s innovative new designs. You’ll be section 8’d faster than you can say Klinger! Wearing the stuff will certainly get you talked about. People will probably ask you if you’re with the circus!Duds for disco dudes!
The dude duds might even be an excellent exit tactic from difficult relationships. Just buy that certain some one a plaid poncho and platform shoes. They’ll be gone out of your life quick enough. If they miss the point just ask them why they’re not wearing the threads you got them the next time you see them. Try to look hurt. You won’t have to pull that stunt more than twice!
It would be harsh to blame Gwyneth for this. Brad Pitt’s exs tend to wind up worse off in the end. Look at Jennifer Aniston. I can only imagine what the boy does to them, but I shudder to think what Angelina Jolie will be like when he’s done with her. I can still remember when she was sexy and dangerous! Now she’s nervous and insecure. Still you can understand why she might’ve flipped a bit over Pitt. He’s as handsome as David Soul on Starsky & Hutch! If some of the rumours are true that would make George Clooney Hutch!Coming soon to Mocksure – latest Lisa Rinna plastic surgery shocker!
Then again, maybe that’s Octomom!
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