danielle Lloyd released from Hospital

Danielle Lloyd Update – drama & trauma!

So where the fuck is Merle Haggard when you need him?

For those following the Danielle Lloyd story there’s a new twist. In a brief recap: Lloyd is a page three ‘glamour model’ who wanted to be the next Katie Jordan Price but got sidetracked on Celebrity Big Brother when she egged poor martyred Jane Goody into calling Shipla Shetty a bunch of names. Her career fall back position was to date Brit footballers. Her current steady is James O Hara, and she was out with him when she recently was savagely attacked. A couple of girls double teamed her and tossed her through a glass table (the scene of the crime was London’s the Crystal Club). That sent her off to the hospital for a bunch of stitches.

Well now comes the twist. It seems that one of the girls who was in on it is the ex of Lloyd’s current steady. Her name is Sade Metcalf. She’d been with O Hara for 4 years until Lloyd and her big plastic tits came between them. When they ran into each other in the club, the rival factions squared off for a show down. Daniella got a fat lip, and as she was beating a hasty retreat, was slammed into the table. That lead to those bloody pictures that have been making the rounds.

Oh yeah – Daniella is out of the hospital and talking to the police. She’s had them around to her luxury flat to photograph her various injuries (Now Lloyd’s an old hand a getting her picture taken while semi clothed, but police say it’s the first time that they’ve had an attack victim pose with her legs spread open while tossing her hair!).She intends to press charges and push this thing to the fullest extent of the law. Let’s put it this way – she’s as pissed off as Brooke Shields on visiting day at the seniors’ home. Sorry about that Kiefer.

BTW Slashdot has just picked up on the Scientology trial in France. That’s a story Mocksure covered a day or so ago. Guys please try to keep up! It’s like they say “If you can’t be good be fast, and if you can;’t be fast be first“.

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Love Bracelets?

Love’s guy uses bracelets to dodge the bullet?

Jennifer Love Hewitt sparked pregnancy rumors by walking around out in public in her baggies, and by buying a home pregnancy test. Now she’s sparking even more rumours about her relationship to boyfriend Jamie Kennedy.

According to no less a source than the Chicago Sun Times, Hewitt and Kennedy recently purchased something called Love Bracelets. To clarify, those aren’t handcuffs or anything, but are suppose to symbolize non committal commitment. In fact Hewitt and Kennedy may even be planning to take non committal to the next level – the pair are shopping for ‘engagement style rings’.

The source goes onto say that Hewitt is one of those insecure women who needs a man in her life or she feels that she’s missing out. In fact when she turned thirty single she flipped her lid and started walking around in full Breakfast At Tiffany’s regalia – tiara, cigarette holder, the whole kit & caboodle. Her answer to that seems to be bullying poor Jamie into a corner. I wonder how long he can dodge the bullet?

Mel Gibson’s tramp definitely knocked up

Mel Gibson’s girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva is definitely in the family way. Word has it that she’s in her second trimester and due sometime in the fall. Mel coudn’t be happier. Sources say that he loves being a father and is all worked up over this new development.

His wife Robyn is pretty worked up too. She’s filed for divorce, after 28 years, citing irreconcilable differences. Mel’s people are emphasizing that this isn’t Oksana’s fault. Mel didn’t even know about the pregnancy when Robyn tossed him out. Besides Robyn isn’t some gold digger who goes around getting knocked up by famous men so that she can use the kids as meal tickets. Sure she does have a son, Alexander, by former James Bond Timothy Dalton (From Russian With Love?). However she has her own career as a serious musician. Mel should know too cause she’s signed up to the record label that he owns – Icon Records. Now that’s convenient (except that this hasn’t worked out to anyone’s convenience – not counting the divorce lawyers).

Revenge of the Fallen

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Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

Strange things are happening in the world of entertainment, and fortunately for you they’ve been captured on film. First there’s the curious case of Angelina Jolie. Now you know about the rumors – she’s a dope addict and an anorexic. Well as if to prove the untruth of those stories Angelina got herself photographed eating chocolate cake.

As you can see Angie indulges as only she can, while wearing some shiny chrome handcuffs. A little dash of bondage makes that chocolate extra spicy! I guess that wearing her ball gag while eating would’ve been impractical. Well Madonna is one person who might wish that Jolie would leave the ball gag in more often.

Those gals had a near feud back when Madonna started out on her adoption spree. Stealing children from villagers – like some nursery story witch – has become old hat for Madge now, but back then she was just getting started. Naturally people accused her of copying Jolie, and even though she made a career out of borrowing from the images of others, this still got up her nose. Madge said something to the effect that Jolie was a dilettante, and that she only showed up so that she could look concerned for the camera. Women can be so cruel to each other! Besides the UN begged Madge to become an ambassador, but that “wouldn’t be getting at the heart of the problem”.

Well now Jolie is finally retaliating. She recently commented in an interview that she would never ever under any circumstances snatch kids away from areas where adoption is illegal. That’s just ignorant. Besides she’s Angelina freakin’ Jolie, and not some desperate old bag. Jolie does did go on to say that she’s horrified and shocked by the attacks on Madonna. Well at least she’s not appalled.

Privately however Jolie is joining right in on the attacks. She’s even leading the hounds. Supposedly Jolie has told friends that Madonna is nothing but a blatant copy cat. Now there’s a news flash! Furthermore Jolie emphasized that she and Brad Pitt adopted for the right reasons – to save a child. Madonna on the other hand is only in it or the publicity, and is coming from the wrong place. There’s more. Jolie claims that Madge’s ventures into lesbianism is more attention whoring. Her own experiences can out of confusion, Jolie says.

I guess that Ange is starting to feel her oats again, now that the separation is off. She ain’t the only one to get her mug in the papers though. British glamour model Danielle Lloyd got rushed to the hospital with serious injuries following some bar room brawl. This would be the second time for her in 2 weeks. The first incident wasn’t so bad. This one got nasty.

Danielle was out with her boyfriend footballer John O Hara, and some friends when things turned sour. A couple of girls wound up tag teaming her, and tossed her onto a table full of drinks. That left Danielle cut & bleeding. So she got whisked away for some repair work at a nearby hospital. One cut on the back of her leg took several stitches to mend. Here are the pics of Lloyd looking the worse for wear after her altercation.

Girls just wanna have fun, but it’s not always of the extreme variety. Demi Moore managed to have a laugh, and without drawing blood, by posting a picture of herself on Twitter. Demi has had some dental work done, so as a hoot she thought that she post a pic of herself without her bridgework in. Here it is!

Why Demi, you’re as pretty as Carrie Ann Moss, though you look like you might’ve gone a round or two with Agent Smith. You’ve just got to admire a pretty lady with a sense of humor! When good looks and good humor go together it’s called ‘double your pleasure’.

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Whoopi Goldberg blames decision to go into acting on drugs?

Those chemicals warped my fragile little mind!

So what made Whoopi decide to become and actress. Well in her worlds she was a true child of the 60’s. She dropped out of school and got into heroine. From there she ingested every mind altering substance that she could. When the dust cleared and the fog settled acting seemed like a good idea.

Before that Whoopi worked a variety of odd jobs, like make up artist at a funeral home. Now that’s Angelina Jolie’s dream job. Plus Whoop was pretty good at it if she says so herself. In addition she was a brick layer. Says Whoopi “I decided that I’d rather lay bricks than lay men”. IN fact TMZ has posted that article and cheekily titled it “She’s a brickhouse”. Now we know there’s only one brickhouse: and that’s the one, and the only one that’s built like an amazon.

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