photos courtesy of The Superficial
Looks like Lady M is back in fighting trim. This can only mean that another Resident Evil is being contemplated! More pix @ The Superficial!
I think that we can all agree that Milla looks fantastic. In fact she’s completed morphed since her pregnancy days as Enormous Milla. Jovo made no bones about wanting her old hot bod back after her pregnancy bloat up. In fact she went at the diet and fitness like a ‘crazy alien’ in her words. how crazy and how alien? Well just take a look at the following clip Milla had done, during the most intense point of her fitness kick!
Feeling that her career path was in action flicks, Milla went on a major fitness binge that included weight training, body building, protein supplements, and quite frankly many many steroids. She was thrilled with her new powerful physic. So much so that she contemplated reprising Arnold Schwarzenegger’s role as the Terminator! Sanity set in when Milla realized the the ‘roids were having some side effects. Phone callers to the Jovovich -Anderson home kept referring her ‘sir’. When one Hollywood agent apologized after she picked up the receiver with an “I’m sorry Mr Gandolfini, my secretary must’ve called the wrong number”, Jovo knew she had gone too far, and that she’d better come back from the edge before she wound up on Oprah or anything! Well the new sleek fit look is certainly a the right happy medium. Can I get a badda bing on that?
It’s important to remember that though anybody can go too far, Milla did come back from the brink. So she deserves full credit. Besides, I still like her Terminator better than Angelina Jolie’s Robocop!
Coming soon, the triumphant return of Julia Roberts in the remake of City Slickers!
With the usual Wonder Women taken care of, that only leaves Sarah Palin. She might make her come back via the Back to School route. It would be her big chance to show up those crusty old political commentators!
Wow! Did that bring back some memories of the most recent presidential campaign!
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